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Football Thread 2013/14 |OT5| Levy to Woodward "You're nobody. Pass me the ball"

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Arnie

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Oh fucks sake Sony, why tomorrow? Why not today?
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You should feel guilty because, like, it's fucking Wetherspoons.
If I lived in a rational city then I'd agree with you.

As it is I'm in fucking Crazy Town, where it costs an arm and a bollock to get a pint of anything. With that in mind Wetherspoons is essentially an oasis in this proverbial desert. And I'm gulping. Danny Welbeck is the mirage.
 

Carbonox

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Fucking washing machine has packed in. Need to buy a new one. Any idea if they're easy to install? :lol Argos ain't gonna send out someone to install it and the idea of paying separately for a specialist makes me cringe if the job is relatively simple.
 
First time I've seen Klopp play football. He played one amazing through ball and did absolutely nothing at all the rest of the time.

No wonder he speaks so highly of Özil.
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
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Llion packed one shirt with him apparently
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Show me the receipts.
 

Zabojnik

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Fucking washing machine has packed in. Need to buy a new one. Any idea if they're easy to install? :lol Argos ain't gonna send out someone to install it and the idea of paying separately for a specialist makes me cringe if the job is relatively simple.

It's about as easy as it gets. You only have to do three things: attach the inlet pipe (from the water mains), the outlet pipe (drain) and plug it in.
 

Arnie

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So apparently Johnson is out for ten weeks?

Awful news that.

Crap.

Oh well, Wisdom and Kelly can fill in. We've got the Mig in goal so it's all moot anyway.

Just went to Tesco and got a £4 teriyaki dish for 56p, and a £4 Bombay spiced chicken dish for 70p. I love the reduced section.
 

Messi

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Crap.

Oh well, Wisdom and Kelly can fill in. We've got the Mig in goal so it's all moot anyway.

Just went to Tesco and got a £4 teriyaki dish for 56p, and a £4 Bombay spiced chicken dish for 70p. I love the reduced section.

Risky business playing in the reduced section
 

Arnie

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Risky business playing in the reduced section
He who dares, wins.
Me too.

Go in at the right time and you can eat like a king at bargain prices.
I got there as Mr Tesco was slapping the stickers on the stuff in his trolley. One other man at the reduced section was reading the contents of an item that had previously been placed on the shelf, and as he was distracted I swooped to grab these two gems from under his nose, the second they hit the shelf.

Got one and a half litres of highland spring for 50p, too. I've effectively just signed Sturridge, Coutinho, and Mignolet.

Cook your own food fuckers, more satisfying and cheaper.
How do I cook Chicken Teriyaki for 50p?

Tell me and I'll do it.
 

L1NETT

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I think I have some phobia with other people making my food. Don't like it at all.

For me, If I cook something even if I know its burnt, overdone or whatever, it still tastes better than if someone else made it. Weird, but stuff always taste somehow better if I made it.
 

Slizz

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How do I cook Chicken Teriyaki for 50p?

Tell me and I'll do it.

Obviously thats an extreme case, but I bet you could get more raw chicken for a cheap price and make your own teriyaki chicken with some side vegetables and have leftovers.

Too much work. Think of it as if you're buying your time, instead of wasting it on cooking.

Hey man, I can drink beer and talk shit while I cook.

Getting friends and family involved in the cooking makes it a better experience overall because everyone eating has a sense of worth.
 

Arnie

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Obviously thats an extreme case, but I bet you could get more raw chicken for a cheap price and make your own teriyaki chicken with some side vegetables and have leftovers.

To be honest when I get in at 7 the last thing I want to do is cook for 30 minutes. I can tolerate making something like tortellini, because it only needs to boil for a few minutes, and the garlic bread can be cooking as that happens. It's a simple and tasty dish that can be done quickly and without much mess.

But teriyaki chicken seems like an effort, and something I can't be fucked with unless it comes in a plastic container for 50 pence.
 

bud

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has anyone noticed how arnie's posts always consist of two subjects. the first sentence will be football-related, and how liverpool are an incredible team with world-class players. the second sentence will be about something he just did or is going to do. he never says "i am...," it's always "just did [this]" or "about to go do [that] later on." i always chuckle whenever i read arnie's posts.

just did a number two. the poop exited smoothly. it was top.
 

Slizz

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To be honest when I get in at 7 the last thing I want to do is cook for 30 minutes. I can tolerate making something like tortellini, because it only needs to boil for a few minutes, and the garlic bread can be cooking as that happens. It's a simple and tasty dish that can be done quickly and without much mess.

But teriyaki chicken seems like an effort, and something I can't be fucked with unless it comes in a plastic container for 50 pence.

I get you but still, 30 minutes cooking isn't 30 minutes of you standing over a stove.

Btw, teriyaki chicken is as easy as any other chicken dish to cook, only prep would be marinating and slicing veg. Just need a bottle of teriyaki or make your own sauce.
 

Messi

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has anyone noticed how arnie's posts always consist of two subjects. the first sentence will be football-related, and how liverpool are an incredible team with world-class players. the second sentence will be about something he just did or is going to do. he never says "i am...," it's always "just did [this]" or "about to go do [that] later on." i always chuckle whenever i read arnie's posts.

just did a number two. the poop exited smoothly. it was top.

Are you saying Arnie has a template for posting in footballgaf?
 
has anyone noticed how arnie's posts always consist of two subjects. the first sentence will be football-related, and how liverpool are an incredible team with world-class players. the second sentence will be about something he just did or is going to do. he never says "i am...," it's always "just did [this]" or "about to go do [that] later on." i always chuckle whenever i read arnie's posts.

just did a number two. the poop exited smoothly. it was top.

Great another thing I won't be able to not constantly notice now. Like Hitchers random hilarious questions out of nothing.
 
Hey man, I can drink beer and talk shit while I cook.

Getting friends and family involved in the cooking makes it a better experience overall because everyone eating has a sense of worth.

I'd agree with you if the fast food we got here was as shit as the ones you get. It's on par and sometimes better than home cooked food, it is a bit expensive but nothing that would empty your pockets.

I don't think any of us who post this much if footy GAF can value our time that much.

I only post here when I am not hungry.
 

Salvadora

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I don't mind cooking, but it can be really monotonous at times.

I made a shepherd's pie from scratch the other day and it took forever. Ain't nobody got time for that.
 

Messi

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has anyone noticed how arnie's posts always consist of two subjects. the first sentence will be football-related, and how liverpool are an incredible team with world-class players. the second sentence will be about something he just did or is going to do. he never says "i am...," it's always "just did [this]" or "about to go do [that] later on." i always chuckle whenever i read arnie's posts.

just did a number two. the poop exited smoothly. it was top.

Have you noticed traits of anyone else you can share? I have honestly never noticed the Arnie one lol
 

Arnie

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has anyone noticed how arnie's posts always consist of two subjects. the first sentence will be football-related, and how liverpool are an incredible team with world-class players. the second sentence will be about something he just did or is going to do. he never says "i am...," it's always "just did [this]" or "about to go do [that] later on." i always chuckle whenever i read arnie's posts.

just did a number two. the poop exited smoothly. it was top.

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Have you noticed traits of anyone else you can share? I have honestly never noticed the Arnie one lol
Mate, I talk about food all the time.

Read a paper with some revels. Watched the football with fish and chips. Responded to you with a mouthful of Bombay chicken. Round and round we go.

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