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[Fry]

my lord, messi

 

[Sleeplessnights]

You definitely can not control your boners. I've had the at church, right when everybody stands up. Glad I had a belt and quick hands lol

I've complete control over my boner.

Am I superman?

Edit: Me and Yurt are. #SupermanBros

I KNEW I WAS SPECIAL

I think it comes with age mostly.

Harness that super power.

#SupermanBros

 

[Messi]

I thought you had used the leg trick. That's how pros do it.

I used this once in a different situation

my lord, messi

Thats what I said.

 

[Hixx]

It's pretty easy to kill a hard-on when you know one's coming. But shit, random teen hard-ons were the worst. I had to master the 'think of something sport-related' technique.

It was this goal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnNETh1b4xc

From Collins right through to the back of the net. INVALUABLE MEMORY.

 

[Yurt]

Messi enjoys being weird, me thinks.

 

[fuenf]

Lol Pep: "If I've got time I speak German to them, when I don't have much time, like during the half time break I use English"

 

[Messi]

Messi enjoys being weird, me thinks.

its just part of who I am. I am a weird dude.

 

[Fry]

I only jerk off at showers, Messi learn with me

 

[Jack cw]

Lol Pep: "If I've got time I speak German to them, when I don't have much time, like during the half time break I use English"

 

[Messi]

I only jerk off at showers, Messi learn with me

thats nasty

 

[Fry]

What was this about?

 

[flippedb]

I jerk off while pooping.

And fuck you guys, boners are not something you can control. You are freaks.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Its hardly the first time semen has been spilled in a church.

I was an alterboy of 13 maybe 14 and I had needs. So I jerked in the bathroom.

I've done this too. We had to go for confirmation preparations and although our teacher was cool as fuck (singing songs to us about his life, including "Dorte the drug whore") it was boring, so went to have a wank at the toilet. We also re programmed the church bells at one point which we got in trouble for.

 

[Fry]

I jerk off while pooping.

And fuck you guys, boners are not something you can control. You are freaks.

Jerk off before or after pooping, you monster

 

[Messi]

I've done this too. We had to go for confirmation preparations and although our teacher was cool as fuck (singing songs to us about his life, including "Dorte the drug whore") it was boring, so went to have a wank at the toilet. We also re programmed the church bells at one point which we got in trouble for.

SEE, I am not the only one.

You guys just don't get it.

 

[Jack cw]

What was this about?

Dont know. Just random Pep face

Jerk off before or after pooping, you monster

This man speaks the truth!

 

[flippedb]

Jerk off before or after pooping, you monster

I'm sorry, it was poorly worded. I do it after, of course. Can someone jerk off while pooping? Wouldn't something explode? Your head? Your other head?

 

[Gambit]

Lol Pep: "If I've got time I speak German to them, when I don't have much time, like during the half time break I use English"

I never watched any of his post-match interviews when he was still at Barca, so this might only be news to me (and common knowledge for everyone else), but I am always struck by Pep's politeness.

He seems a genuinely nice person, which is something that I consider very impressive.

 

[Fry]

I'm sorry, it was poorly worded. I do it after, of course. Can someone jerk off while pooping? Wouldn't something explode? Your head? Your other head?

Messi is the most suited to answer this me thinks

 

[Messi]

Messi is the most suited to answer this me thinks

I don't wank while shitting, its not natural.

I do however lift my feet off the ground will shitting. I have been doing it for years.

 

[flippedb]

I don't wank while shitting, its not natural.

I do however lift my feet off the ground will shitting. I have been doing it for years.

I can't do that. I feel like I'll fall off the toilet and end up with shit on my back.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I jerk off while pooping.

And fuck you guys, boners are not something you can control. You are freaks.

When you're older you'll be able to.

 

[Lambda Pie]

these last 2 pages, goddamn. i wonder how many of you haven't had close proximity with a female.

Messi?

 

[D_prOdigy]

mine's not big enough to have ever been a problem

 

[Yurt]

Hehe

 

[Messi]

these last 2 pages, goddamn. i wonder how many of you haven't had close proximity with a female.

Messi?

Me? Its been a while

 

[flippedb]

.

 

[Jack cw]

http://sport.es/es/noticias/barca/thiago-tambien-deslumbro-bayern-audi-cup-2503838
THIAGO fell in love with Bayern <3

 

[Yurt]

FOOTBALL MOTHA FUCKAS

DO YOU SPEAK IT

 

[Messi]

I can't do that. I feel like I'll fall off the toilet and end up with shit on my back.

I am like a preying mantis when I am on the loo.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Me? Its been a while

explains the chronic masturbating in churches.

 

[fuenf]

http://sport.es/es/noticias/barca/thiago-tambien-deslumbro-bayern-audi-cup-2503838
THIAGO fell in love with Bayern <3

looks like FCB&FCB are VERY close to an agreement: http://futbol.as.com/futbol/2013/07/14/primera/1373819262_300098.html

 

[Messi]

explains the chronic masturbating in churches.

I was 13 though...

 

[Sleeplessnights]

FOOTBALL MOTHA FUCKAS

DO YOU SPEAK IT

£15m for Claudio + Nani and Young.

 

[Jack cw]

looks like FCB&FCB are VERY close to an agreement:

Would be nice if he could join the squad on Monday and start training.

 

[panty]

Steam sales are utter fucking shit.

 

[Lambda Pie]

I was 13 though...

and god punished you by giving you thick eyebrows.

 

[Yurt]

£15m for Claudio + Nani and Young.

FOOTBALL NOT FANTASY FOOTBALL MOTHA FUCKAS

 

[Messi]

and god punished you by giving you thick eyebrows.

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[bud]

I was 13 though...

how old are you now?

 

[Frank the Great]

Honda won't come until January, and since Robinho stays, no Ljajic for us. I still can't believe they decided to wait for Honda. Fuck them.

Lol what are you talking about? Galliani confirmed Honda is coming during the summer today:

If Honda will join Milan now? It's unlikely but not impossible. Honda will most likely become a new Milan player in January.

 

[Lambda Pie]

lol, Pacific Rim got bodied by an Adam Sandler movie. fuck that weeabo shit.

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<3

 

[Jack cw]

lol, Pacific Rim got bodied by an Adam Sandler movie.

All that word of mouth for nothing

 

[Blablurn]

nice avatar jack!

 

[Vivalaraza]

I am glad Thiago found love.

I only pray that one day soon somebody loves me back.

Osman pls.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

looks like FCB&FCB are VERY close to an agreement: http://futbol.as.com/futbol/2013/07/14/primera/1373819262_300098.html

As much as I'm annoyed it would probably be better for Thiago if he goes for Bayern than Man. Utd. I disagree if Moyes DID say Thiago's style of football won't work in England, but that also means he probably won't use Thiago fully.

 

[Fry]

I am glad Thiago found love.

I only pray that one day soon somebody loves me back.

Osman pls.

Don't lose it.

 

[Salvadora]

Looks like Chris Smalling will miss the start of the season.

 

[Jack cw]

nice avatar jack!

Thanks Bla <3
Still cant believe what Bayern has become. So proud

 

[Arnie]

I still can't grasp that United didn't sign Thiago.

Ballague was tweeting before about how Moyes was unsure if his football ability would translate to the premier league.

God, it's fucking tasty.

AND Everton lost.

AND we've just agreed a deal for a new 17 year old Spanish foetus per Brendan's ice cool request.

TOO FUCKING TASTY