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[Feorax]

Welcome to modern football, where any wrongdoing can be explained away with the "Richard Keys defence".

Edit: ffs Mastadon...

 

[Clegg]

Banter is a fucking awful word which has lost all its meaning.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

That Mackay excuse is just terrible.

 

[dc89]

Banter is a fucking awful word which has lost all its meaning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBWuDhIv9B0

 

[GQman2121]

Wow.

Just wow.

Jesus Christ, just deny, deny, deny and never admit to any of that shit. He's now un-employable, though I suppose Di Canio was also hired, so perhaps he'll find someone.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

How is Zwolle not losing?

Ron Jans is magic.

 

[Mr Cola]

Wow.

Just wow.

Hahahaha

Why are people so stupid?

 

[figadapaura]

Wow.

Just wow.

I'm not a bigot, I'm just stressed.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Jesus Christ, just deny, deny, deny and never admit to any of that shit. He's now un-employable, though I suppose Di Canio was also hired, so perhaps he'll find someone.

Di Canio was just a gentleman from another culture, believing in another political system m8.

 

[Walshy]

Na, that's ok. You might like it or not, but Suarez got you CL football IMO. He carried the team for a large part of the season.

Suarez carried us for about two months. Without him, Sturridge he scored 13 in 12 in the games Suarez didn't play in 2013. In addition, we was already in the top four when Suarez came back after his ban.

I'd actually say Sterling carried us for longer periods than Suarez last season.

 

[inky]

Wooden, enough with that ugly new avatar. Use this pic of Chloe.

How old is she now?

 

[Mr Cola]

10ish days left in the market, im really excited :3

 

[Sage00]

Malky's career will hopefully be deservedly fucked after that. Disappointed. He's not welcome back here.

This song is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTHpJ0axdSs

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Wow.

Just wow.

:O

 

[Meier]

I love Monchi, Tremoulinas future City defender 30M + Silva. 2016 make it happen.

Only Barcelona would be willing to spend anything approaching 20m+ on a 30 year old defender.

 

[Abraxas]

How old is she now?

19 I think. She has gitten better looking.

 

[Walshy]

Wow.

Just wow.

Incredible.

He probably won't get another job.

 

[Meier]

Wow.

Just wow.

How bout the LMA do what they should do and throw this fucker under the bus and talk about how he doesn't represent the values that are present in the rest of their members.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Why are the LMA defending him?

 

[Broder Salsa]

How old is she now?

don't worry about it

 

[Sage00]

All this talks about the LMA makes me miss LMA Manager.

 

[sohois]

Jesus Christ, just deny, deny, deny and never admit to any of that shit. He's now un-employable, though I suppose Di Canio was also hired, so perhaps he'll find someone.

In England he's probably done unless that lunatic over at Leeds or something like that gets him.

But in football? Just look at the scum in many of top positions around the world. Look at FIFA, and Qatar and Russia. Even Italy hired some old racist to FIGC just recently, if I'm not mistaken.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Ok I lol'ed

Nooruddean ‏@BeardedGenius 23s

We've all been there.

"Alright boss"
"YOU FUCKING PAKI!"
"Erm...what?"
"Got a deadline today mate. Stressed."
"Ah ok!"
"Thanks paki!"

 

[Herr K]

How old is she now?

Same as my gf :sun

 

[figadapaura]

Ok I lol'ed

hahaha

 

[Blablurn]

Benatia pls. Don't make such a drama out of this transfer. 2 weeks ago nobody cared about you.

Spoiler

shuddup, yurt

 

[FuturusX]

What did Malky say? Deets?

EDIT: Banned Newspaper has me sorted

 

[Zabojnik]

Benatia pls. Don't make such a drama out of this transfer. 2 weeks ago nobody cared about you.

Spoiler

shuddup, yurt

It's not him, it's Roma. They are trying to milk him as much as possible. He prefers to join Bayern over United, that much is clear.

 

[Esch]

lol

 

[LAM09]

I can't see Malkay getting another job in the UK for a VERY long time.

 

[Fry]

no pics of Balo leaning yet?

lame

 

[Zabojnik]

Okay, I have to ask. What is Wario64's job? Does he work for Amazon or something?

 

[FortuneFaded]

I can't see Malkay getting another job in the UK for a VERY long time.

He could join Steve Kean in Singapore.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Okay, I have to ask. What is Wario64's job? Does he work for Amazon or something?

I'm pretty sure he works for gametrailers?

Edit : yep, https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/324752474248454146 and also does stuff for cheapassgamer.

 

[jtb]

Okay, I have to ask. What is Wario64's job? Does he work for Amazon or something?

he got hired by gametrailers a few years ago iirc

 

[Mr Cola]

Anderson to Porto maybe? Says the mirror.

Ship em all off

 

[tarzanpuyol]

Only Barcelona would be willing to spend anything approaching 20m+ on a 30 year old defender.

Txiki is a double agent.

 

[Zabojnik]

I'm pretty sure he works for gametrailers?

But his twitter posts have to be a part of it, surely, and they don't seem very GT related. It's mostly Amazon offers and stuff like that. Unless that's what GT is about these days, I haven't visited the site in years. Either way, I hope someone is paying him.

EDIT: Wooden, ah, that explains it then.

 

[LAM09]

He could join Steve Kean in Singapore.

I wondered what happened to him. LOL!

 

[Sage00]

What did Malky say? Deets?

'Fkn chinkys. Fk it. There's enough dogs in Cardiff for us all to go around.'
On the arrival of South Korean international Kim Bo-Kyung

'Go on, fat Phil. Nothing like a Jew that sees money slipping through his fingers'
On football agent Phil Smith

'He's a snake, a gay snake. Not to be trusted'
On an official of another club

'Not many white faces amongst that lot but worth considering.'
On a list of potential signings

'I hope she's looking after your needs. I bet you'd love a bounce on her falsies.'
On a player's female agent

A picture entitled Black Monopoly (where every square was a "Go to Jail" square)
Sent to members of Cardiff's staff

Absolute cunt.

Edit: At least it's funny to read out of context lol.

 

[inky]

19 I think. She has gitten better looking.

These celebrity girls grow so fucking fast.

don't worry about it

just curious

Same as my gf :sun

Hey, at least at that age they don't all want kids and shit. To everyone at that point I'd say, enjoy it while it lasts

 

[tarzanpuyol]

Tata Martino first squad list
Goalkeepers:
Sergio ROMERO
Mariano ANDUJAR

Defenders:
Hugo CAMPAGNARO
Federico FERNANDEZ
Pablo ZABALETA
Martin DEMICHELIS
Marcos ROJO
Ezequiel GARAY
Jose Maria BASANTA

Midfielders:
Javier MASCHERANO
Angel DI MARIA
Augusto FERNANDEZ
Ricardo ALVAREZ
Lucas BIGLIA
Enzo PEREZ

Forwards:
Lionel MESSI
Rodrigo PALACIO
Gonzalo HIGUAIN
Sergio AGUERO
Ezequiel LAVEZZI

Same as the WC list, Tevez NEEDS to be there.

 

[Scum]

Wow.

Just wow.

Fuckwit. What a cunt of an excuse.

 

[Zabojnik]

When do Arsenal and Liverpool play against each other in PL? That's the match(es) I'm looking forward the most.

 

[Kill3r7]

Anderson to Porto maybe? Says the mirror.

Ship em all off

Fantastic news.

 

[FootballFan]

I thought wooden just celebrated Chloe's 16th birthday, how is she 19 already.

 

[Blablurn]

It's not him, it's Roma. They are trying to milk him as much as possible. He prefers to join Bayern over United, that much is clear.

gotcha

 

[Salvadora]

When do Arsenal and Liverpool play against each other in PL? That's the match(es) I'm looking forward the most.

How come?

I find Arsenal v Spurs and Liverpool v United to be the most fun ties that those two teams have.

 

[jtb]

When do Arsenal and Liverpool play against each other in PL? That's the match(es) I'm looking forward the most.

Anfield, December 20
Emirates, April 4 (!!)

should be fun, hopefully both teams are still in the title race to keep the stakes nice and high

 

[Yen]

Well yeah, its Donegal. Its still the 1920's up there.

I fear for Yenrot tho.

I spent most of July and a bit of August in Donegal. I felt a bit wheezy yesterday.