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[Yurt]

Mastadon that's way too big dude

I can't believe we're discussing favourite pornstars :lol.

Although I'm a bit ashamed of just how many names I would recognise.

I don't know any of those except for Stoya :lol and because she was posted on GAF once :lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

Bodil Joensen

 

[GQman2121]

Hazard looks wide as shit on that fifa cover. I would sue...

Who are your 2 favorite pornstars btw?

Mine must be Alexis Texas and Stoya, and I'm pretty sure they've done at least a scene together so I feel like I understand what you mean.

Talk about a contrast in body types.

I think Dana DeArmond and India Summer are very sexy. I like the veterans I think...

 

[Ushojax]

Got a Vine handy?

Instagram

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Shauna Grant and Porsche Lynn

On March 21, 1984, Grant committed suicide in Palm Springs by shooting herself with a .22 Long Rifle. Shortly after 7 p.m. she lay down, placed the gun horizontally against her head, and pulled the trigger. The shot passed through her right temple, out the left, and into the bedroom wall, according to police reports.

Jesus Christ

 

[FootballFan]

Jesus Christ

...I never knew that happened. Wtf.

Jesus christ. Now I'm depressed.

 

[Yurt]

Bodil Joensen

now why did I google that

 

[Stubo]

What is going on in here?

Spoiler

Who is the muppet flavour this evening UnitedGAF?

 

[Mastadon]

Instagram

Nice goal but looks like he mis-hits it in all honesty.

 

[EmiPrime]

Instagram

Nice volley.

 

[Blablurn]

...I never knew that happened. Wtf.

Jesus christ. Now I'm depressed.

Think of Messi.

 

[Broder Salsa]

now why did I google that

Watch the efukt video, it doesn't actually show anything disgusting, but is from some documentary about her lol

 

[Ushojax]

Paulinho was absolutely shocking tonight, he honestly gets worse every game. You can forgive any mediocre player who works hard but this guy has never broken a sweat in a Spurs shirt. It causes me physical pain that guys like Sandro and Chiriches are being moved on while this twat jogs around doing nothing.

Nice goal but looks like he mis-hits it in all honesty.

Yeah, his body shape was not exactly convincing. Hopefully it gives him a bit of confidence, it must be hard seeing an academy player (deservedly) being above him in the pecking order.

 

[FootballFan]

Damn it gentle Rodriguez

 

[Linius]

Jesus Christ

Of course FF names some porn actress who shot herself in 1984.

1984

let that sink in

 

[FootballFan]

now why did I google that

Yurt you fucking have seen mad men already just by watching all your Don draper gifs.

Pls stop.

 

[Mastadon]

Of course FF names some porn actress who shot herself in 1984.

1984

let that sink in

I wasn't even born, and I'm old.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Of course FF names some porn actress who shot herself in 1984.

1984

let that sink in

That's one of the last years he could still get hard enough for a porn wank.

 

[omgkitty]

Guillem Balague ‏@GuillemBalague 9h

Nope, I never said that RT @Leiperrr @GuillemBalague reporting Khedira has personal terms agreed with Arsenal. Trusted source as well

 

[Meier]

I honestly could not name a single porn star working in the industry today. Y'all are weird.

 

[Linius]

Fuck man, so hyped to see Portishead again on saturday.

 

[omgkitty]

I honestly could not name a single porn star working in the industry today. Y'all are weird.

You're married.

 

[Yurt]

whoever started this porn discussion should be perma-banned for two weeks

Watch the efukt video, it doesn't actually show anything disgusting, but is from some documentary about her lol

this is the last time I watch one of your efukt videos Wooden

THAT LAST ONE STILL HAUNTS ME AT NIGHT

Spoiler

AND IN BED

 

[Zabojnik]

Yurt you fucking have seen mad men already just by watching all your Don draper gifs.

Pls stop.

Haha, I love it when he does it. It's hilarious and insulting at the same time. Yurt <333

 

[Ushojax]

Now that the Musacchio deal is off it looks like we are signing Fazio from Sevilla as a replacement for Chiriches. Do we know much about him?

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

I'm at work you asshats.

&#128551;

 

[Fintan]

Now that the Musacchio deal is off it looks like we are signing Fazio from Sevilla as a replacement for Chiriches. Do we know much about him?

What happened with Chiriches?

 

[KidA Seven]

I honestly could not name a single porn star working in the industry today. Y'all are weird.

Sasha Grey?

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Damn it gentle Rodriguez

lol sorry, I assumed you knew. Then again, it would be weird if you knew that and still had her as one of your favorites.

Sasha Gray?

I think she retired.

I know way too much.

 

[inky]

Welp, talk about the thread taking a dark turn =S

My man!

I'll add Malena Morgan
Also Dani Daniels but I'm too lazy to find more pics.

Great picks. Malena Morgan did some videos with a girl called Aurielee Summers whom I find great as well.

 

[Linius]

FF was so looking forward to his daily fap, all ruined now.

Thanks for nothing Gentle.

 

[L1NETT]

Now that the Musacchio deal is off it looks like we are signing Fazio from Sevilla as a replacement for Chiriches. Do we know much about him?

He hasn't got great stats on FIFA therefore he's rubbish herp derp lolz bantz #LADBIBLE

No Idea. Why you getting rid of Chiriches? Purely a new manager thing?

 

[Ushojax]

What happened with Chiriches?

He's about to join Roma, it seems. I don't really get it, he had a good debut season and settled into the PL quickly, but he hasn't kicked a ball so far under MoPo and appears to be on his way out.

At the end of the day we need to trim our squad and we can only sell players that people want to buy. It's a crying shame that Dawson and Paulinho are hanging around while Chiriches and Sandro are being shuffled on.

 

[Meier]

You're married.

Honestly though, Reddit GW and the generic youtube-esque porn sites are all anyone needs.

 

[Linius]

Honestly though, Reddit and the generic youtube-esque porn sites are all anyone needs.

Beeg

 

[Stubo]

He hasn't got great stats on FIFA therefore he's rubbish herp derp lolz bantz #LADBIBLE

No Idea. Why you getting rid of Chiriches? Purely a new manager thing?

Every time someone mentions FIFA stats (even in jest) I'm reminded of the story about the scouting agency using FM stats now. Crazy.

 

[Pennywise]

FF was so looking forward to his daily fap, all ruined now.

Thanks for nothing Gentle.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Great picks. Malena Morgan did some videos with a girl called Aurielee Summers whom I find great as well.

I know the exact video.

What have I done with my life

FF was so looking forward to his daily fap, all ruined now.

Thanks for nothing Gentle.

Hey it's not my fault all he watches is 80's porn.

 

[Yurt]

Haha, I love it when he does it. It's hilarious and insulting at the same time. Yurt <333

I honestly could not name a single porn star working in the industry today. Y'all are weird.

you're better off, porn is overrated. And especially in HD, even real life sex doesn't look that HD.

oh wait that's not Mad Men

 

[L1NETT]

Every time someone mentions FIFA stats (even in jest) I'm reminded of the story about the scouting agency using FM stats now. Crazy.

Think Wooden pointed out they use some different database than what us plebs have access to.

FIFA and FM are so far removed from reality, especially FIFA, using tarot cards or some shite is as useful for scouting players

 

[FootballFan]

Pennywise I am not Blablurn pls.

 

[Yurt]

Honestly though, Reddit GW and the generic youtube-esque porn sites are all anyone needs.

hahaha Meier <3 you're one those guys that search for a category then!

"anal. girl. inverted nipples"

*no results found*

"anal. guy. inverted nipples"

*no results found*

#$^#@&#*(&@#
.
.
.
"inverted nipples?"

 

[Broder Salsa]

Sasha Grey?

She retired m8. Another retired that I'm just jealous of, but also gotta give credit cause she is in living my fantasy. Having sex with Greg Puciato.

 

[Esch]

Man Utd gaf, please come get your boy

 

[Mastadon]

Fabrizio Romano &#8207;@FabrizioRomano 7 mins
Mario #Balotelli wage with Liverpool will be &#8364;5,8M/year. Decided today with his agent. Tomorrow, Mario will sign everything. #LFC

90k p/w seems really reasonable to be honest.

 

[LAM09]

Man Utd gaf, please come get your boy

LMAO!

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Think Wooden pointed out they use some different database than what us plebs have access to.

FIFA and FM are so far removed from reality, especially FIFA, using tarot cards or some shite is as useful for scouting players

FM can be useful when used correctly, they've predicted several star players in the past and the player stats are pretty accurate 99% of the time, even at smaller teams.

FIFA is just bad.

 

[Broder Salsa]

FM can be useful when used correctly, they've predicted several star players in the past and the player stats are pretty accurate 99% of the time, even at smaller teams.

FIFA is just bad.

Yep, FM actually got a pretty damn decent database. Fifa stats however is just run by a few idiots.

Using the FM database is not much different from using wyscout and such, that pretty much all big clubs do. It's not something anyone would ever buy based on their databases alone, but it's useful to them clearly.

 

[omgkitty]

Sir Bantalot &#8207;@FunnierGooner 4h

BREAKING: According to various sources, AFC are set to offer PSG €40m + Giroud for Edinson Cavani, bringing the total to around €36m.

 

[Abraxas]

Man Utd gaf, please come get your boy

Dead.