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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT3| Got to be a top 5 worst thread title we've ever had.

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Mr Cola

Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris
If he made a pass like that at Old Trafford id clap him, id have to be there of course

Id clap him from home
 

Meier

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Huh, looks like FM wonderkid Agustin Allione went from Velez to Palmeiras last month. A but surprising, would have definitely expected Europe to be his next destination.
 

Clegg

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Ladyman says the deal for Rojo is basically done. Where are the kumquats who cried that it was off last night?

Anyway, our further descent into mediocrity continues.
 

omgkitty

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El Niño Maravilla ‏@LanaDawood 5m

PSG confirms that Zlatan Ibrahimovic is out for 4-6 weeks. Edinson Cavani will not leave PSG.
 
Ladyman says the deal for Rojo is basically done. Where are the kumquats who cried that it was off last night?

Anyway, our further descent into mediocrity continues.

I'm really super underwhelmed by Rojo in pretty much every way. I don't see him as a first teamer, more as versatile CB/LB cover.
 

Mr Cola

Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris
Mourinho really is petrified about Costa picking up the odd Yellow

Who do Chelsea play in 5 games time?
 

L1NETT

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Lol. Can't wait for Özil to net our winner against Mourinho amd our fans chant "Who needs Fabregas? We have Mesut Özil"

I'll fine tune that chant for you to Who need cesc fabregas, we've got Ozil because it fits a tad better

Secondly, it'll be nowhere near that pleasant. I'll predict a cesc, what's the score cesc ceeesc what's the score amid a torrent of cunts and other unpublishable statements on this forum

Nahh, stanford bridge falls silent as chants of "jose mourinho, specialist in failure" ring out.

What chant is that? I need tunes people!

He fails when he wants....he fails when he waaaaaaaaaants Jose Mourinh..cba to type the rest
 
Bla pls

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What was the thread title before the change?

Just read the Miguel Delaney piece in full. Ouch.

Serious changes to be made to the fantasy team too.
 
Welp, my FPL team is already fucked, lol. Had to use my wildcard already and switched out Smalling, Stones, Ferdinand, Rodwell and Wood for Clyne, Dier, Vlaar, Sterling, Chester and Dzeko. Got -£5.5m left, looooool.

And I can't save that team. FUCKING FUCK.
 

Mr Cola

Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris
torresbowling.gif

I wonder if Wooden has that gif of him levitating in an advert as he walks towards the camera, he is wearing a suite, he is walking but it looks like someone is carrying him forward.

Clearly no soul
 

Scum

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Welp, my FPL team is already fucked, lol. Had to use my wildcard already and switched out Smalling, Stones, Ferdinand, Rodwell and Wood for Clyne, Dier, Vlaar, Sterling, Chester and Dzeko. Got -£5.5m left, looooool.

And I can't save that team. FUCKING FUCK.

Free pls. What the hell? Ferdinand?? Smalling?? Rodwell?? I don't even...
 

L1NETT

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just change we've got cesc fabregas...we've got cesssc fabregas etc etc to

WHO NEEDS CESC FABREGAS
WHO NEEDS CESC FABREGAAAS

*this is the unlikely situation Cesc doesn't score against Arsenal, causing the Emirates to explode into near audible jeering

Don't forget selfies on the pitch.

Oh of course. Cazorla and Podolski take their phones on the pitch with them in case something exciting happens.

It'll be them smiling with Cesc looking glum in the background.
 

Yen

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I'll fine tune that chant for you to Who need cesc fabregas, we've got Ozil because it fits a tad better

Secondly, it'll be nowhere near that pleasant. I'll predict a cesc, what's the score cesc ceeesc what's the score amid a torrent of cunts and other unpublishable statements on this forum
Don't forget selfies on the pitch.
 

Clegg

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I'm really super underwhelmed by Rojo in pretty much every way. I don't see him as a first teamer, more as versatile CB/LB cover.
If he was our 5th or 6th signing then there'd be a lot less gnashing and wailing. But since there's the very real possibility that he'll be our last signing then it's simply not good enough.
 

Mr Cola

Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris
If he was our 5th or 6th signing then there'd be a lot less gnashing and wailing. But since there's the very real possibility that he'll be our last signing then it's simply not good enough.

Would you consider him and Di Maria OR Vidal a good window? Or possibly just a salvaged one. I wonder if either could project us forward enough, at least until january.
 

Lightning

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Özil's been with us 12mths and we've broken our trophy drought, won the community shield, boosted the squad.

Cesc was with us how long and what did we achieve?
 

Clegg

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Would you consider him and Di Maria OR Vidal a good window? Or possibly just a salvaged one. I wonder if either could project us forward enough, at least until january.
It might be good in that we got players we desperately needed. But we still should've got them in much earlier. If we somehow pull off a world class signing we'll still have to wait a while before they settle in. Everything since the signing of Shaw has been a massive failure.
 
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