• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

Football Thread 2014/15 |OT4| Did you see that Ludogorets display last night?

Mr Cola

Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris
If you've never thrown a brick at someone, you're not really a football fan, just a poser.

Have you seen green street?

Legitimately one of my favourite films

In it I learned what a Chelsea smile was
 

Randdalf

Member
Don't make me talk about my Wembley experience again...

Urgh, I've been to a few Pompey away games since we were in League One and League Two and you get some right shady characters turning up. Had this bloke next to me at Bristol Rovers who was just swearing at the players and trying to stir up trouble. What's worse is that they all get pissed before they turn up to the ground which is always a recipe for trouble.
 

L1NETT

Member
Urgh, I've been to a few Pompey away games since we were in League One and League Two and you get some right shady characters turning up. Had this bloke next to me at Bristol Rovers who was just swearing at the players and trying to stir up trouble.

Some of our away fans are right chav scum

Part of the no pyro no party fuckwits. Which seeing the context of being city fan makes them twenty times stupider

And for the people who think in the lower leagues it's all hooligans

What does being a Gooner really mean?

Or Chelsea? Real friendly fans historically them.
 
I think the worst I've done is shook my head with a judging look on my face at someone

Subtle, but it's like a brick in bodylanguage. They know they've let themselves down.

Maidenhead had a 'big' FA Cup match a few years back and a load of people turned up who'd never been to a Maidenhead game before. This was at the height of chav culture, and a load of them went just to provoke the fans of the other team, culminating in someone walking in front of them , picking a bin up and throwing it in their general direction, before being escorted to the police station, and hopefully given a good leathering
 

ShogunX

Member
Doesn't matter how good Di Maria plays for Argentina because as soon as he's back with his club he has to play with Wayne fucking Rooney.
 
Some of our away fans are right chav scum

Part of the no pyro no party fuckwits. Which seeing the context of being city fan makes them twenty times stupider

And for the people who think in the lower leagues it's all hooligans

What does being a Gooner really mean?

Or Chelsea? Real friendly fans historically them.

Personally I am still a fan of kicking the shit out of each other to football. Adds the extra spice when the football is shit doesn't it?
 

Mr Cola

Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris
The paralells between Englands inability to score, defend and Uniteds pre-transfer revolution are staggering.

Good thing thats all in the past :|
 
Maidenhead had a 'big' FA Cup match a few years back and a load of people turned up who'd never been to a Maidenhead game before. This was at the height of chav culture, and a load of them went just to provoke the fans of the other team, culminating in someone walking in front of them , picking a bin up and throwing it in their general direction, before being escorted to the police station, and hopefully given a good leathering

I went to watch Cambridge united when I was about 8 with a friend and his dad.

No idea who they were against but Opposition striker shot at goal and our goalie saved it. I clapped, because well done the goalie.

Some fat bald stinky breathed prick leans over and goes 'dont clap them ya little cunt, fucking other team innit'

I cried that day...... In a football stadium, surrounded by 'home' fans.

8 years old.
 

3Sixty

Member
Everyone supporting the same team yet I bet you still had pissed yobbo's wanting to fight because 'Vindaloo' or some shit.

Pls elaborate.

Alright here we go, apologies to everyone that has heard this a few times.

A bit of background, I'd been to the new Wembley several times to watch the NFL and also had a good time, I'd also been to see England before when they played Macedonia at St.Mary's.

Anyway, after a few hours of chilling in central LDN my friend and I make our way to Wembley and the Weatherspoons just down the round. Normally go their when in town for the NFL for a few jars and meet fans from round the country/globe and have a jolly old time. However on this occasion the place was jam packed of skinhead having, neck tattoo showing, checked ben sherman shirt wearing wankers. Having queued about 20mins at the bar and having to pay at least a pound a pint more than every other time I'd been there we had decided to buy 3 pints each to save waiting, while forgetting we'd actually have to stay in the pub to drink with these cunts.

Soon the songs started, in your best chavvy voices "ENNNGEERRLAANND" "RULE BRITANNIA" etc... Then the golden fucking nugget, the creme de la creme, marcellus wallace briefcase. "THERE WAS 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR" I could have sworn we were playing Montenegro. Led in chorus by a 8 year old kid who's clearly respectable farther have stood is pride and joy on the table so we could all see his little brat who was approximately -80 during WW2. Fantastic.

Then we left for the ground got rinsed 4.50 for pints of flat, warm Carlsburg and was sat next to the steriostypical arsenal fan who wouldn't shut up about JACKY BOY getting on and UNLUCKY JACKY BOY when he was inevitably shit.

tldr: Fucking England, Fuck England Fans, Fuck.
 

Meier

Member
Wow @ the Argentina-Germany game. Quite a performance by di Maria.

USA beat Czech Republic. Emerson Hyndman and others with their first caps -- Hyndman looked good but had one terrifying giveaway. Worked out alright though.
 
Then we left for the ground got rinsed 4.50 for pints of flat, warm Carlsburg and was sat next to the steriostypical arsenal fan who wouldn't shut up about JACKY BOY getting on and UNLUCKY JACKY BOY when he was inevitably shit.

tldr: Fucking England, Fuck England Fans, Fuck.

This is why I generally dislike Arsenal fans when I first meet them.

Great story btw, can imagine it perfectly.
 

Pennywise

Member
Alright here we go, apologies to everyone that has heard this a few times.

A bit of background, I'd been to the new Wembley several times to watch the NFL and also had a good time, I'd also been to see England before when they played Macedonia at St.Mary's.

Anyway, after a few hours of chilling in central LDN my friend and I make our way to Wembley and the Weatherspoons just down the round. Normally go their when in town for the NFL for a few jars and meet fans from round the country/globe and have a jolly old time. However on this occasion the place was jam packed of skinhead having, neck tattoo showing, checked ben sherman shirt wearing wankers. Having queued about 20mins at the bar and having to pay at least a pound a pint more than every other time I'd been there we had decided to buy 3 pints each to save waiting, while forgetting we'd actually have to stay in the pub to drink with these cunts.

Soon the songs started, in your best chavvy voices "ENNNGEERRLAANND" "RULE BRITANNIA" etc... Then the golden fucking nugget, the creme de la creme, marcellus wallace briefcase. "THERE WAS 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR" I could have sworn we were playing Montenegro. Led in chorus by a 8 year old kid who's clearly respectable farther have stood is pride and joy on the table so we could all see his little brat who was approximately -80 during WW2. Fantastic.

Then we left for the ground got rinsed 4.50 for pints of flat, warm Carlsburg and was sat next to the steriostypical arsenal fan who wouldn't shut up about JACKY BOY getting on and UNLUCKY JACKY BOY when he was inevitably shit.

tldr: Fucking England, Fuck England Fans, Fuck.
looooooooooool.
 
Top Bottom