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[bobito]

Fuck big phones. Can't text and drive with them and they kill my pinky ;_;

I'm such a good mood today, that you just KNOW something fucking horrible is gonna happen tomorrow :lol

Yurt!

 

[Blablurn]

Fuck big phones. Can't text and drive with them and they kill my pinky ;_;

I'm such a good mood today, that you just KNOW something fucking horrible is gonna happen tomorrow :lol

Reported to the FBI

 

[Hixx]

Lol

Titan or Warlock?

Warlock looks better.

Titan

Wrecking ball. I got my first hate message last night. Titan + Fusion Rifle = ahahahahahaha

 

[KidA Seven]

Fuck big phones. Can't text and drive with them and they kill my pinky ;_;

I'm such a good mood today, that you just KNOW something fucking horrible is gonna happen tomorrow :lol

You're going to kill someone on the road texting.

 

[K1LLER7]

Titan

Wrecking ball. I got my first hate message last night. Titan + Fusion Rifle = ahahahahahaha

I've sent you a friend request

 

[fadetoblack]

Bonucci went hard on him after yesterday's match well, saying that he needs to improve his character and so on. He's basically Conte's mouthpiece at this point in time, so, yeah. With Zaza and Immobile going good & El Shaa and Destro right behind them ... Gonna be hard for Balo.

Destro is shit just throwing that out there. Fuck Destro.

Fuck big phones. Can't text and drive with them and they kill my pinky ;_;

I'm in such a good mood today, that you just KNOW something fucking horrible is gonna happen tomorrow :lol

 

[DBT85]

Fuck big phones. Can't text and drive with them and they kill my pinky ;_;

Yurt pls.

 

[Mr Cola]

So how is Destiny?

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Fuck everything about this gif

 

[Blablurn]

Hummels: Bayern hat seit Jahren Probleme mit uns

And yet we won all dem titles.

 

[figadapaura]

Lol

Titan or Warlock?

Warlock looks better.

Hunter bb.

I really want my Iron Banner cloak back.

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Fuck big phones. Can't text and drive with them and they kill my pinky ;_;

I'm in such a good mood today, that you just KNOW something fucking horrible is gonna happen tomorrow :lol

That's why I gave up on the Xperia Z

5s is perfectly sized, I can even quickly hide it from the police when they try to sneak a peak at my window

I've said too much

 

[fadetoblack]

You guys aren't important enough to be texting while you drive give me a break.

 

[LegoArmo]

I'm thinking about a Note 4 for my next phone. I need bigger. I don't own a tablet.

 

[Yurt]

Yurt!

Reported to the FBI

You're going to kill someone on the road texting.

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g-guys...I can't be the only one ;_;

That's why I gave up on the Xperia Z

THERE WE GO! *high five*

We play on Saturday bae.

I'm over getting bad results with Juve, it'll be the norm from now on.

 

[K1LLER7]

Hunter bb.

I really want my Iron Banner cloak back.

Gone Titan.

Games look amazing.

 

[Hixx]

Yurt pls stop texting while driving or I will have to get Team America WORLD POLICE to punch you in the dick.

 

[Yurt]

I CANT DRINK

I CANT TEXT

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN A CAR? JUST DRIVE?

Spoiler

honestly I'm never drunk when I drive please believe me.

 

[figadapaura]

Gone Titan.

Games look amazing.

The Titan super is pretty boss.

dat golden gun tho

I was gonna upgrade to bladedancer, but I don't know if I want to anymore.

 

[Frank the Great]

Texting while driving is so fucking dumb. Gotta be a complete idiot to do it.

 

[Yurt]

Texting while driving is so fucking dumb. Gotta be a complete idiot to do it.

spoken like a true noob. I can text anywhere, even while climbing a mountain. You gotta pick your moments

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I CANT DRINK

I CANT TEXT

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN A CAR? JUST DRIVE?

Spoiler

honestly I'm never drunk when I drive please believe me.

Get road head, it's the lesser evil.

 

[Blablurn]

spoken like a true noob. I can text anywhere, even while climbing a mountain. You gotta pick your moments

But I dont want you to die. I need you to live.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The only people who fundamentally disagree with the existence of FFP are fans of clubs who fail it

Take your medicine City, and understand that you've pretty much esaped the worst of it since you built most of your squad before it came into effect. Consider yourselves lucky that you weren't pulled up for your blatantly corrupt sponsorship deals as well

 

[Hixx]

If Scotland go independent I think we should ban them from the OT. Their football is bad enough but if they aren't part of the glorious UK then I want nothing to do with them. I will buy my town's supply of Irn Bru and Tunnocks Caramel Wafers the day before their independence is official and that will be that. Close the borders, lock the OT, rebuild Hadrian's Wall.

The only people who fundamentally disagree with the existence of FFP are fans of clubs who fail it

Take your medicine City, and understand that you've pretty much esaped the worst of it since you built most of your squad before it came into effect. Consider yourselves lucky that you weren't pulled up for your blatantly corrupt sponsorship deals as well

Well, duh.

The gap between the top 4/5 and the rest will get insurmountably large thanks to FFP. Football is dead.

 

[FootballFan]

Fuck big phones. Can't text and drive with them and they kill my pinky ;_;

I'm in such a good mood today, that you just KNOW something fucking horrible is gonna happen tomorrow :lol

Pls stop drink + text driving.

 

[FootballFan]

I disagree with ffp

 

[Blablurn]

I disagree with ffp

You got anything to hide?

 

[Yurt]

Get road head, it's the lesser evil.

but what a waste of a good head :lol

But I dont want you to die. I need you to live.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL that's the creepiest wink I have ever seen! It's like his eye got stuck for a few moment and he had to force it open. & thnx bla <3

 

[fadetoblack]

We're fucked on Sunday, juvebros. Chiellini and Barzagli both injured.

No time like the present to introduce that 4-3-3, Allegri. Otherwise we're looking at Di Natale vs. Ogbonna-Bonucci-Caceres and I can't even.

 

[Scum]

Hasn't Destiny been reviewed yet? I need a laugh.

 

[DBT85]

Rooney started the mutiny against Roy already

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29138379

lol j/k

Been having player only meetings to discuss the games and stuff and has apparently managed to get the quieter players to speak up.

 

[Blablurn]

Khedira had another knee surgery yesterday. We really dodged a bullet there.

 

[Hixx]

What the fuck is going on with his cheek

 

[RandyBobandy]

That winking gif is horrifying. It's loading in slow motion on mobile and because of that it looks like he's having a stroke

 

[DBT85]

What the fuck is going on with his cheek

It's been badly shopped from whatever the original video was.

 

[Clegg]

Even with Rumbo.

Rich.

As.

Fuck.

 

[Blablurn]

Torres was so good in Liverpool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU0NlQEIOxg

 

[Tc91]

Rob Harris &#8207;@RobHarris 5m
Woodward turns to discussing new Man Unitd noodle sponsor

YES WOODY!!

 

[PrematureQuiche]

So how is Destiny?

it's pretty.

 

[fadetoblack]

Torres was so good in Liverpool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU0NlQEIOxg

Genuine question: what happened?

 

[Blablurn]

Genuine question: what happened?

Injuries destroyed his pace. And later his confidence since his main strength was the pace.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

To be fair to Valencia, not one player is busting a bollock to give him a good option. If he tries to run past the Burnley player close to him, he could easily get tackled and they have a 2-on-1 counter. If he passes left and it's slightly misdirected, it gets intercepted and there's a 2-on-1 counterattack. If he passes right, the player who could easily tackle him if he runs can easily intercept it if he anticipates it, and if that happens a simple ball over the top/through the middle kills them.

Not a risk worth taking at 0-0 imo, especially with 10 minutes left. It looks terrible, but it's the fault of his teammates more than him.

1) They're not working hard enough to give him a good option
2) They've put themselves in a shape where he can't afford to take a risk

edit: He should probably pass to Blackett for him to try and pass to the guy who's moved to the left wing actually. Either way it'd be ponderous.

No, we won't, because he's a petulant child. Will Brendan fix that? We'll see I guess

His workrate was decent against Spurs. I don't expect it to continue for long, but we'll see. While Sturridge is out, goals and movement are everything, when it comes to what we need from Balotelli. Should be intriguing to see if he can step up.

 

[Zabojnik]

Destro is shit just throwing that out there. Fuck Destro.

We dodged quite the bullet there.

We're fucked on Sunday, juvebros. Chiellini and Barzagli both injured.

No time like the present to introduce that 4-3-3, Allegri. Otherwise we're looking at Di Natale vs. Ogbonna-Bonucci-Caceres and I can't even.

Pirlo and Vidal too. We are already dead. We'll probably lose to Malmo as well. #mainagioia

 

[PrematureQuiche]

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Drinking and driving in the Middle East is like asking for the easiest ticket to hell

Middle East prisons are no jokes m8s

Stay safe Yurt

 

[Blablurn]

Everton will be fun to play

 

[K1LLER7]

The Titan super is pretty boss.

dat golden gun tho

I was gonna upgrade to bladedancer, but I don't know if I want to anymore.

Just started. Have no idea what the blade dancer is lol.

Aiming to get to level 5.

 

[KidA Seven]

YES WOODY!!

Don't we already have a noodle sponsor?

Edit: Nissin instant noodles and Mamee noodles.

 

[dc89]

Playing FIFA 15 demo. Aguero scores at The Kop End. City fans burst into "Sheikh Mansour went to Spain in a Lamborghini, brought us back a manager, Manuel Pellegrini."

This. Is. Next. Gen.