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[Pennywise]

Crap Taxidermy ‏@CrapTaxidermy

"Lieutenant Dan, you got new Legs."

Oh goooooooooood
I CAN'T.

Halp.

 

[WJD]

Crap Taxidermy ‏@CrapTaxidermy

"Lieutenant Dan, you got new Legs."

Oh goooooooooood
I CAN'T.

Halp.

oh my giddy twat

 

[Blablurn]

I don't see the fun.

But maybe because I'm a depressed asian doll loving creep

 

[Yurt]

Crap Taxidermy ‏@CrapTaxidermy

When you joke with your parents and they turn it into a lecture...

AHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Freewheelin']

loooooool those Taxidermy photos.

Just finished Happy Valley, some good shit.

 

[Wilbur]

fu
cking
he
ll

@CrapTaxidermy: When you go to Bae's parents for the first time...

 

[Pennywise]

Crap Taxidermy ‏@CrapTaxidermy Jun 29

When you go to Bae's parents for the first time...

That site is hilarious.
Thanks Wooden.

 

[figadapaura]

fu
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he
ll

@CrapTaxidermy: When you go to Bae's parents for the first time...

oh my goooooood

😂

 

[Pennywise]

Damn, he even got a full book of it.
Might order it.
It's so fucking great.

 

[Blablurn]

Good Bye Ailton

 

[Yurt]

this can't be happening

why am I choking

I wantedd a cooler death than this

no

 

[Lana Del Rey]

fu
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he
ll

@CrapTaxidermy: When you go to Bae's parents for the first time...

 

[Oersted]

Good Bye Ailton

Sexgott. Lichtgestalt. Erdverbunden.

 

[Milchmonster]

Sign him up, Kloppo

 

[L1NETT]

When you're taking a shit and somebody knocks on the front door...

the puff puff pass one cracked me up as well

 

[WJD]

When you're taking a shit and somebody knocks on the front door...



the puff puff pass one cracked me up as well

I just shrieked out laughing during the really tense bit with the spiders in chamber of secrets

 

[Broder Salsa]

I don't see the fun.

But maybe because I'm a depressed asian doll loving creep

You confuse me sometimes Bla

https://twitter.com/CrapTaxidermy

is my new favourite

sooo funny

 

[Blablurn]

That was ironic ;O

I was just waiting for a Footy GAFer to call me out

 

[Zabojnik]

That was ironic ;O

I was just waiting for a Footy GAFer to call me out

Bla, I can't find the Oreo cake anywhere around here. Halp. I crave it so much.

 

[Yurt]

Álvaro Elbuyback Morata is back in the squad!

I don't know why I'm even excited it's pathetic

 

[Steverulez]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEfb1iLbGqM&app=desktop

Might be old but I hadnt seen it before. Some bloke about Welbeck... "Would I rather have Sanogo or Welbeck is like asking if i'd rather have gonorrhoea or thrush"

Looool, next OT title right there

 

[Blablurn]

Bla, I can't find the Oreo cake anywhere around here. Halp. I crave it so much.

I can send you one next month. Right now I cant make it to the store. Remind me again if you are still interested then.

 

[LegoArmo]

I have $130.11 on my US PlayStation account, I might just buy Destiny and then never play it, like the rest of the games I have.

OlliOlli is out on PS4 now, Minecraft too, I guess.

 

[Zabojnik]

Álvaro Elbuyback Morata is back in the squad!

I don't know why I'm even excited it's pathetic

Yeah you do. That Morata-Llorente-Tevez tridente.

Spoiler

Pretty sure it was only attempted in training because everybody else was with their nationals teams.

 

[Steverulez]

I have $130.11 on my US PlayStation account, I might just buy Destiny and then never play it, like the rest of the games I have.

OlliOlli is out on PS4 now, Minecraft too, I guess.

You could save it for something you might actually play? Plenty of good games coming this holiday

 

[Zabojnik]

I can send you one next month. Right now I cant make it to the store. Remind me again if you are still interested then.

Awesome. I'll make it up to you somehow, I promise!

Spoiler

I'll also pay for it, of course, lol.

 

[Blablurn]

Awesome. I'll make it up to you somehow, I promise!

Spoiler

I'll also pay for it, of course, lol.

Just pay for it and I'm good haha

I'm glad we built this foundation of trust from Germany to Slovenia. Merkel forgot you guys.

I didn't.

 

[Tc91]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEfb1iLbGqM&app=desktop

Might be old but I hadnt seen it before. Some bloke about Welbeck... "Would I rather have Sanogo or Welbeck is like asking if i'd rather have gonorrhoea or thrush"

Looool, next OT title right there

:looool quality.

Danny fackin Welbeck

 

[Wilbur]

Just pay for it and I'm good haha

I'm glad we built this foundation of trust from Germany to Slovenia. Merkel forgot you guys.

I didn't.

:lol

I'm so glad I've grown to love you again

 

[Yurt]

Yeah you do. That Morata-Llorente-Tevez tridente.

Spoiler

Pretty sure it was only attempted in training because everybody else was with their nationals teams.

Shoving Elbuyback in the XI will juve one our strikers or Coman ;_;

Zabo please watch Coman's performance in their U21 side, he even made Sanogo look like Demba Ba

 

[Meier]

If that's Fellaini, then good for him. Seems some people are saying it's his brother?

 

[Zabojnik]

Just pay for it and I'm good haha

I'm glad we built this foundation of trust from Germany to Slovenia. Merkel forgot you guys.

I didn't.

It's great that that's how you feel about it. I chalk it up to World War 2 reparations. #Partizani #NeverForget

Spoiler

I love you Bla.

 

[Blablurn]

It's great that that's how you feel about it. I chalk it up to World War 2 reparations. #Partizani #NeverForget

Spoiler

I love you Bla.

:lol <3

 

[L1NETT]

If that's Fellaini, then good for him. Seems some people are saying it's his brother?

We've all got our names for it

 

[Zabojnik]

Shoving Elbuyback in the XI will juve one our strikers or Coman ;_;

LOOOOOL. I fucking love this nickname. It's just so apt.

Zabo please watch Coman's performance in their U21 side, he even made Sanogo look like Demba Ba

What position does he play for France U21? Seems like he could excel in any (semi-)attacking role, honestly.

 

[Freewheelin']

fuck my wifi in my room, works everywhere else in the house but not in my room for some bizarre reason

how can i watch porn at night ;_;

 

[Requeim]

We've all got our names for it

:lol I don't know why this made me laugh so much

 

[MPW]

Cristiano Ronaldo took to Twitter to clarify declarations he made last week. “I heard what the President said yesterday and I’m with him 100%”.

yeah right lol

next summer sell cr7 back to man utd and use that money to get pogba and reus

 

[Wilbur]

fuck my wifi in my room, works everywhere else in the house but not in my room for some bizarre reason

how can i watch porn at night ;_;

Remember when mum caught you looking at porn on your PSP looooooool

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'll never quite understand why Federer has become so obsessed with going to the net, when he often does it at ridiculous moments and it's not his strength by any means

Maybe he just isn't fit enough any more to spend entire matches embroiled in baseline battles, any tennis experts fancy educating me?

 

[Zabojnik]

fuck my wifi in my room, works everywhere else in the house but not in my room for some bizarre reason

how can i watch porn at night ;_;

 

[brokenbeans]

Night isn't bad!

- bloke kicking off at the dj
- me not liking some tuna cheese thing
- some guy who looks like he's straight out the cartel

More to follow.......

 

[Blablurn]

Remember when mum caught you looking at porn on your PSP looooooool

wut

lol

 

[Wilbur]

I'll never quite understand why Federer has become so obsessed with going to the net, when he often does it at ridiculous moments and it's not his strength by any means

Maybe he just isn't fit enough any more to spend entire matches embroiled in baseline battles, any tennis experts fancy educating me?

Yeah, this is it; he's trying to finish points much quicker now so he comes to the net a lot more.

 

[Zabojnik]

I'll never quite understand why Federer has become so obsessed with going to the net, when he often does it at ridiculous moments and it's not his strength by any means

Maybe he just isn't fit enough any more to spend entire matches embroiled in baseline battles, any tennis experts fancy educating me?

The tennis equivalent to dropping back to midfield in football innit.

 

[Yen]

I'll never quite understand why Federer has become so obsessed with going to the net, when he often does it at ridiculous moments and it's not his strength by any means

Maybe he just isn't fit enough any more to spend entire matches embroiled in baseline battles, any tennis experts fancy educating me?

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/federer-rediscovers-an-old-tactic-at-wimbledon/

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when mum caught you looking at porn on your PSP looooooool

What did she do ?

 

[figadapaura]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...ear-under-new-aggressive-transfer-policy.html

Manchester United vow to buy 'a Luis Suarez a year' under new aggressive transfer policy.

Welcome home, Ronnie.

 

[Freewheelin']

Remember when mum caught you looking at porn on your PSP looooooool

Yes looooooool fml ;_;

I actually have a homeplug but my PS4 is connected to it atm.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/federer-rediscovers-an-old-tactic-at-wimbledon/

iirc he ended up losing that Wimbledon in the final (semi maybe) with a fuck-tonne of dropped points when going to the net when his previous shot had set up an easy passing shot for his opponent

Probably just a tactic that works better against some opponents than it does against others, and relies on decision-making which fucks you over if it isn't on song