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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT8| - Sunderland 0

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Lana Del Rey

Banned
bud said:
how did this happen

please explain the circumstances

provide context
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I met a cute girl today and we hit it off pretty quickly, after a while she said her parents had been away for weeks and won't be back for a few days and asked me if I wanted to drive her home.

We went back to her place and before we started she mentioned that she was a virgin only a few days back and wasn't really sure if she liked any sex position except missionary and that she hates cum so I should only cum in the condom.

So in the midst of it, when I was nearing the end she said she changed her mind and wouldn't mind if I cum outside the condom, but only in the spot she asks me to. She constantly asked if I was near the end soon after and when I finally said yes she whips out this plastic cup and starts to shout "CUM HERE CUM HERE" I fucking freaked out and did it

After we were done she said she did that because she liked me and felt bad that I would cum in a condom
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I still made sure she disposed of the sperm
 
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Mastadon

Banned
Matthew McConaughey said:
I met a cute girl today and we hit it off pretty quickly, after a while she said her parents had been away for weeks and won't be back for a few days and asked me if I wanted to drive her home.

We went back to her place and before we started she mentioned that she was a virgin only a few days back and wasn't really sure if she liked any sex position except missionary and that she hates cum so I should only cum in the condom.

So in the midst of it, when I was nearing the end she said she changed her mind and wouldn't mind if I cum outside the condom, but only in the spot she asks me to. She constantly asked if I was near the end soon after and when I finally said yes she whips out this plastic cup and starts to shout "CUM HERE CUM HERE" I fucking freaked out and did it

After we were done she said she did that because she liked me and felt bad that I would cum in a condom
CNB1W6d.png


I still made sure she disposed of the sperm
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did you check the house for a turkey baster?
 
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Pennywise

Member
bud said:
bruh, this one's from germany. one of the best songs of the '90s right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrp_72heXLs.
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He is still active, genuinely nice and down to earth guy.
His music was never really my type though.




WoodenLung said:
I was so in love with her after that torn video. I was 8 years old though, it was never going to work.
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Same here.
Kinda baffling she is already 39...
Too bad, I never heard much from her again.


Let's get some more iconic 90s songs out.
They really had some great tracks.
 
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Baconsaurus Rex

Member
Matthew McConaughey said:
I met a cute girl today and we hit it off pretty quickly, after a while she said her parents had been away for weeks and won't be back for a few days and asked me if I wanted to drive her home.

We went back to her place and before we started she mentioned that she was a virgin only a few days back and wasn't really sure if she liked any sex position except missionary and that she hates cum so I should only cum in the condom.

So in the midst of it, when I was nearing the end she said she changed her mind and wouldn't mind if I cum outside the condom, but only in the spot she asks me to. She constantly asked if I was near the end soon after and when I finally said yes she whips out this plastic cup and starts to shout "CUM HERE CUM HERE" I fucking freaked out and did it

After we were done she said she did that because she liked me and felt bad that I would cum in a condom
CNB1W6d.png


I still made sure she disposed of the sperm
Click to expand...
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Willkiller

Banned
Matthew McConaughey said:
I met a cute girl today and we hit it off pretty quickly, after a while she said her parents had been away for weeks and won't be back for a few days and asked me if I wanted to drive her home.

We went back to her place and before we started she mentioned that she was a virgin only a few days back and wasn't really sure if she liked any sex position except missionary and that she hates cum so I should only cum in the condom.

So in the midst of it, when I was nearing the end she said she changed her mind and wouldn't mind if I cum outside the condom, but only in the spot she asks me to. She constantly asked if I was near the end soon after and when I finally said yes she whips out this plastic cup and starts to shout "CUM HERE CUM HERE" I fucking freaked out and did it

After we were done she said she did that because she liked me and felt bad that I would cum in a condom
CNB1W6d.png


I still made sure she disposed of the sperm
Click to expand...

I got invited over a girls house last night, got down to it, finished. Then came the magic words...you do know I'm not on the pill right?

Probably should have mentioned that earlier, my dear.
 
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bud

Member
Matthew McConaughey said:
I met a cute girl today and we hit it off pretty quickly, after a while she said her parents had been away for weeks and won't be back for a few days and asked me if I wanted to drive her home.

We went back to her place and before we started she mentioned that she was a virgin only a few days back and wasn't really sure if she liked any sex position except missionary and that she hates cum so I should only cum in the condom.

So in the midst of it, when I was nearing the end she said she changed her mind and wouldn't mind if I cum outside the condom, but only in the spot she asks me to. She constantly asked if I was near the end soon after and when I finally said yes she whips out this plastic cup and starts to shout "CUM HERE CUM HERE" I fucking freaked out and did it

After we were done she said she did that because she liked me and felt bad that I would cum in a condom
CNB1W6d.png


I still made sure she disposed of the sperm
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interesting.
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is she hot?

colour of her eyes?
full or thin lips?
how tall?
cup size?
nice ass?
what was she wearing?
what positions did you try?
shaved, trimmed or bushy?
aesthetic asshole?
what did you talk about afterwards?
 
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WJD

Member
Arnie said:
I've only just got home. Technically this is a 13 and a half hour day. Work bought me Chinese food, but still. Absolutely bananas.
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I'm hanging on to this ability to go home before 6pm with all I can at the moment

I know it's not going to be long before I'm ordering Dominos at 9pm trying to win a losing battle against Canon's asset uploading programme.
 
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bud

Member
stubble's the worst. her skin looks so smooth. you want to slide your hands up her leg, and go towards her burning loins. and instead of a smooth swooossshhhh, it's like grshgrsrhsgeshrshghshgrhsrhghrshg.

why can't real life be like the movies.
 
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Wilbur

Banned
Seriously does anyone look at hobo porn

apparently there's a site where some dude brought in a girl off the street and let her live in his garage and fucked her several times

Roxi part one

She has big teeth

If you had to pick between hobo porn and these

Crackwhores
Hairy creampie
Triple penetration
Bukkake
Amazon

What would you pick

(note: Amazon is Really tall women Really tall Like basketball tall Legs for days)
 
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