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[valeo]

Better question, who's the ugliest premier league player?

I want to say Costa, but nah. Too much evil swag.

Easily Rooney

Dat neckbeard

 

[Vivalaraza]

WOODWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD

EVERYWEHRE YOU GO

ALWAYS TAKE WOODWARD WITH YOU

 

[Broder Salsa]

Better question, who's the ugliest premier league player?

I want to say Costa, but nah. Too much evil swag.

Charlie Adams face has truly no redeeming qualities. He looks like the average 40 year old garbage man. Jack Colback is up there too.

 

[KidA Seven]

Blind has this permanent smug look on his face.

 

[valeo]

Charlie Adams face has truly no redeeming qualities. He looks like the average 40 year old garbage man.

Good shout

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Pretty crazy that Sterling is already at 100 appearances and he's only just about to turn 20.

Proper resilient little fucker, don't recall him being injured yet. Helps that he's a bit of a Neymar, starts going down well before contact arrives so he ends up being tapped rather than twatted

 

[jts]

Best looking EPL player is Daniel Sturridge, you racists.

:swag

 

[Bold One]

It's our work Christmas do tomorrow, there's almost 900 of us going. It's going to be fucking messy.

why so early tho?

 

[GorillaJu]

Charlie Adam has the kind of face that'd get his mother slapped in the maternity ward.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh, I also forgot Flanagan. I almost feel bad for him.

 

[Wilbur]

Di Maria is ugly

Kompany has a trapezium for a head

 

[L1NETT]

our resident homosexual

wes pls

tag y/n

Blind looks like a mop.

Wilbz you look real designer looking men. Not for moi.

Seb Larsson has summat about him.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Giroud is def the best looking.

 

[Freewheelin']

Ugliest non-PL player is definitely Hamsik lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

None of them are Alonso, and that's why the PL is shit

 

[Esch]

Sturridge tries too hard with the clothes and swag, and his hair is meh. He's the Luke Shaw of black PL players, or rather the Russell Westbrook of the EPL.

Toure and Drogba and even Balotelli over Studge.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Giroud is def the best looking.

nah m8, Pellè is.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Ugliest non-PL player is definitely Hamsik lol

If you are excluding the whole Bayern team maybe.

 

[dc89]

*clears throat*

Because £150m wasn't enough.

 

[Wilbur]

If you are excluding the whole Bayern team maybe.

Apart from Alonso

 

[L1NETT]

Pelle puts about a litre of wax in his barnet

get a proper haircut then we'll talk

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Sturridge isn't good-looking imo, but he has a fucking boss personality. And legs made out of Ryvita

 

[KidA Seven]

You people saying Blind... smh


I'm right

Just look at him and his smug face.


Why did you choose him Candy?

 

[GorillaJu]

Di Maria is ugly

Kompany has a trapezium for a head

It's true Kompany would float into the atmosphere if there was too much hot air, but he's fine otherwise. Not even a plastic surgeon could see potential in Di Maria or Flanagan.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Never thought Blind was good looking. You Brits must have low standards.

 

[Hixx]

you all want to be spooned by him

come on.

only one winner.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Apart from Alonso

Unpopular opinion time but ginger beards are horrible. Must be even worse for the person, it's like you think you aren't ginger your whole childhood, and then you realize you are one, devastating.

Never thought Blind was good looking. You Brits must have low standards.

Well...

 

[Vivalaraza]

Smalling has got an ugly mug.

Done well for himself though, dat footballers salary.

 

[Facism]

Never thought Blind was good looking. You Brits must have low standards.

i fucking dare you to come here and find our women attractive.

 

[GorillaJu]

I've got a bit of red hair mixed in near the chin. Its p sexy

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Who's the hottest football player of all time?

Xabi Alonso?

Or this motherfucker right here.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I've got a bit of red hair mixed in near the chin. Its p sexy

I'm sorry senpai, and also to Meier-chan, who I think is a pretty handsome dude anyway.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Who's the hottest football player of all time?

Xabi Alonso?

Or this motherfucker right here.

Yeah definitely Beckham.

 

[KidA Seven]

Smalling has got an ugly mug.

Done well for himself though, dat footballers salary.

Smalling is really ugly and his voice is worse than his face.

 

[Wilbur]

Larsson's got a weird shaped head

A bit like a dorito

 

[Broder Salsa]

Larsson's got a weird shaped head

A bit like a dorito

doritos are delicious though

 

[Wilbur]

doritos are delicious though

you wouldn't find him delicious when he's laying his seed on the small of your back and inviting jozy in to finish the job

 

[dc89]

Hahaha, what is this about?

Linius taught me how to pronounce poffertjes.

Basically I called them Dutch pancakes, he corrected me and taught me how to say it :lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

you wouldn't find him delicious when he's laying his seed on the small of your back and inviting jozy in to finish the job

Jozy wouldn't be able to find the hole, and accidentally penetrate my pillow or something instead.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Linius taught me how to pronounce poffertjes.

Basically I called them Dutch pancakes, he corrected me and taught me how to say it :lol

m8 I corrected you. He just did the pronunciation part. Credit where credit's due.

 

[KidA Seven]

Großkreutz looks like that lame as fuck neighbor everyone has.

 

[Vivalaraza]

-----------De Gea-------------

Clyne Hummels Godin Shaw

------------Carrick------------

----Strootman---Di Maria----

-----------Rooney-------------

--------RVP---Falcao---------

 

[ghst]

Sturridge isn't good-looking imo, but he has a fucking boss personality. And legs made out of Ryvita

score a tap in from a team goal at a world cup and instead of celebrating with his mates he runs to the nearest camera to secure his subway sponsership.

 

[wedward]

300 million spent and still have Carrick as dm.

Incredible.

RVP and Falcao will be in retirement homes by then.

 

[GorillaJu]

Jozy wouldn't be able to find the hole, and accidentally penetrate my pillow or something instead.

Yeah maybe he'll miss but he'll do well in the build up and brutalize your back line. You seem like you'd enjoy a good donkey punch.

 

[dc89]

m8 I corrected you. He just did the pronunciation part. Credit where credit's due.

OH YEAH!!!

Bacon > Linius
Favourite Dutch person 4eva

 

[FlutterPuffs]

I wish we loan Januzaj out this transfer window.

He needs to play, clearly he isn't getting much chances with our current lineup.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I wish we loan Januzaj out this transfer window.

He needs to play, clearly he isn't getting much chances with our current lineup.

Fuck that.

He started against Chelsea and City. He's getting chances.

 

[GorillaJu]

I wish we loan Januzaj out this transfer window.

He needs to play, clearly he isn't getting much chances with our current lineup.

He's too good to loan out. When your savior Ashley Young drops in form you'll need someone to fill his mastadonic boots

 

[KidA Seven]

Fucking Young. Just knowing he's on United and playing makes me depressed. Pls get well soon Luke.