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[The_Hitcher89]

I fucking love Gary Neville

Sensational turn of events

 

[dc89]

Klopp:
I wasn't born last night,
I know these playas ain't right.

But you was blowing up her phone last night
But she ain't have her ringer nor her ring on last night, ooohhh

 

[Messi]

I was on a game show in Ireland when I was a kid.

 

[FootballFan]

But you was blowing up her phone last night
But she ain't have her ringer nor her ring on last night, ooohhh

Dc pls. You are now just posting the lyrics with no relation to Reus at all.

Please.

 

[jesalr]

Webb isn't gonna criticise a single ref is he, or even say they were wrong in any case?

 

[3Sixty]

I was on a game show in Ireland when I was a kid.

Same.

Well, Crimewatch but same thing.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

That 08/09 offside correctness percentage. No wonder Man Utd beat us to the title.

 

[dc89]

Dc pls. You are now just posting the lyrics with no relation to Reus at all.

Please.

FUUUUUUU

"Pep was blowin up his phone last night"

I'll let you work the next bit out.

 

[Steverulez]

Howard Webb uses a lot of words to say not very much...

 

[3Sixty]

Howard Webb uses a lot of words to say not very much...

Yeah it's a shame really.

I think everyone would like reffing to be more transparent but Webb is in a position were he can't really openly criticize and he obviously isn't a very good public speaker.

 

[wedward]

Whats Gundogon's contract situation?

 

[dc89]

Is City going all out tmw, Dan?

Yep, on Dan's behalf.

We're gonna go HAM. We have no choice, we play 11 Bayern players, 6 officials and UEFA tomorrow. Jm7 to be in top form.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

We're gonna go HAM. We have no choice, we play 11 Bayern players, 6 officials and UEFA tomorrow. Jm7 to be in top form.

Did u miss my cheeky edit?

 

[Scum]

Same.

Well, Crimewatch but same thing.

Lool

 

[3Sixty]

WOOOAAAH OOOOHH OOOHHH IT'S MAGIC YOU KNNNOOOOOWWWW TADIC AND GRAZIANO

 

[Steverulez]

I think/hope Southampton win. Hope to see a decent performance from Berty today as well

 

[3Sixty]

We so taking an L tonight

 

[Messi]

Guardiola: “I want to congratulate Leo, for breaking a record that lasted 60 years & which will take 600 to break.”
Guardiola : "With all my heart I'd love for Messi to finish his career at Barça."

Please Pep. Come back someday.

 

[Elchele]

Whats Gundogon's contract situation?

He's got a not joining Arsenal contract like the rest of good players.

 

[D4Danger]

fucking hell, Mané lol

this isn't going to end well

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What in the world was that?

Positively Balotellish

 

[Hixx]

omfg Mane

 

[3Sixty]

Mane is Bolasie

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Dat Mane

 

[jesalr]

What a man, what a man, what a mighty good Mane

 

[Arnie]

After another 11 hour day at work I guarantee I'll walk into my flat to find my housemate watching Villa versus fucking Southampton.

All I want to do is flop in front of GTA.

Get paid tomorrow. Getting Dominos tonight.

 

[dc89]

Did u miss my cheeky edit?

I think so.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Cissokho's hair is boss. Like one of those troll keyrings

 

[Abraxas]

He's got a not joining Arsenal contract like the rest of good players.

Why you gotta cut me so deep elch?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Southampton are much better than us

Depressing.

 

[3Sixty]

We're playing like poop.

 

[Lana Del Rey]

That 08/09 offside correctness percentage. No wonder Man Utd beat us to the title.

You post too much

Go to work mate

 

[wedward]

He's got a not joining Arsenal contract like the rest of good players.

Was that my question?

Are you drunk?

 

[3Sixty]

Damn.

Yard ofside or thats a stonewaller

 

[Bumhead]

They keep bringing up Villa's attendance on 5 Live.

I sometimes think the cost of football and to watch these middle of the road, unattractive ties on a Monday night is lost on them.

 

[Hixx]

They keep bringing up Villa's attendance on 5 Live.

I sometimes think the cost of football and to watch these middle of the road, unattractive ties on a Monday night is lost on them.

Usually I'd agree but Villa's shithouse fans have that hilarious "empty seats m'lord" chant

So fuck Villa and their shit fans.

 

[3Sixty]

Thats the football lads.

Keep it going.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Palermo.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You post too much

Go to work mate

I'm on holiday. Sunning myself in the Caribbean? No. Visiting relatives in the US? No. Lying on my arse in my bedroom, watching a team who sold us 3 bottles of snake oil and used that money to become better than us, while making reams of shite, throwaway posts? Absolutely.

 

[3Sixty]

We are counter able by falling into the security of Villa's shitness.

 

[Hixx]

The only way Southampton don't win this is from sheer complacency. Villa are a minging team.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Football according to Charles Insomnia

Cut onto your weaker foot, lose the ball. Repeat ad infinitum.



If I was a manager I'd fine players for every floaty cross they put in.

 

[3Sixty]

Wanyama and Schneiderlin playing too far forward.

So open to the counter.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Dybala with a fantastic first touch... Then misses the one vs one he created.

That first goal though

 

[D4Danger]

Agbonlahor looks like the only Villa player who can be bothered tonight

 

[Bumhead]

Usually I'd agree but Villa's shithouse fans have that hilarious "empty seats m'lord" chant

So fuck Villa and their shit fans.

Haha, fair point also.

After Lee Clark got sacked Robbie Savage said Birmingham were a great club with great fans, I nearly shit myself laughing. For a City the size of Birmingham they're a joke.

 

[Hixx]

Villa are basically a real life version of a shit FIFA player aren't they? Ultra defensive, fast lad upfront and kick it to him, hoping for the best.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The crowd only get fired up when Agbonlahor picks the ball up, even when he's 1 vs 5 and nobody is making any great effort to support him. That is way too much to expect from one player.

 

[dc89]

I hope Southmpton play like this at the weekend.

 

[3Sixty]

Knew it was coming.

Nightmare.