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[Mr.Marston]

Got a nasty headache 😔

Seeing reports that Campbell is starting up front against Southampton isn't helping

 

[Zabojnik]

Happy new Year footygaf


Played Twister drunk and had a red thong attached to my dick for a good 15 minutes
No sex
Slept 2 hours
Car not starting, had to pay a taxi
Now working at full steam, people got nothing to do while they should just die alone


When is 2016 pls

It's like you're the bizarro Yurt. You're doing everything right, but still not getting sex.

Happy new year, Ricky-chan! <3

 

[Salazar]

YO

don't blame Johnny D, blame David Koepp or YA KNOW the source material

The source material is impeccable, mate, and Depp's adaptation completely fucking fucks it.

"Juve prepare bid for Mata"

 

[Wilbur]

Man i feel stupendous

Lets eviscerate these fucking cunts

The philosophy will penetrate all minds in 2015

 

[Yurt]

The source material is impeccable, mate, and Depp's adaptation completely fucking fucks it.

I know ;_;

I can't defend him anymore, I'm starting to feel like Gooners when they rush to defend Ozil's class and MVPness

 

[WJD]

Fucking hell I feel vile.

Red wine hangovers are the absolute worst. I never learn.

 

[Juz]

Happy new year guys.

 

[Salazar]

Man i feel stupendous

Lets eviscerate these fucking cunts

The philosophy will penetrate all minds in 2015

Angry Mark Hughes.

I hope there's a sketchy offside decision. I hope there's more than one. Waves and waves of ineffectual loathing boiling off his little Welsh head.

 

[Lightning]

The fact Wenger refers to Sanogo as a goal scorer makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Got a nasty headache &#128532;

Seeing reports that Campbell is starting up front against Southampton isn't helping

A joke of a team if true

 

[Zabojnik]

From Shaqiri ... to Sneijder ... to Diamanti.

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Sell the club.

 

[Yurt]

From Shaqiri ... to Sneijder ... to Diamanti.

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Sell the club.

Loooooooool we are so PATHETIC

Cunte was fucking right, HE WAS RIGHT!

"You can't go to a three star restaurant with 10 euros in your wallet"


Marry gives no fucks, he'll go there to eat the free bread and order a bottle of water

 

[sohois]

Loooooooool we are so PATHETIC

Cunte was fucking right, HE WAS RIGHT!

"You can't go to a 3 Star restaurant with 10 euros in your pocket"


Marry gives no fucks, he'll go there to eat the free bread and order a bottle of water

I remember the last time I went to a super fancy restaurant the bottle of water cost more than 10 euros though. Marry would have to settle for tap water

 

[Zabojnik]

On the other hand it's hard to argue against Agnelli's sustainable growth strategy. We're kings of Italy and if things keep improving at the rate of the past few years, we might even become competitive in Europe before pulga exits puberty. Sure, we could overspend, but I don't want us to end up like Inperd. Small chance of that regardless, but still.

 

[Rikkun]

It's like you're the bizarro Yurt. You're doing everything right, but still not getting sex.

Happy new year, Ricky-chan! <3

God I hate Yurt now.

Yurtie be my BVB <3

From Shaqiri ... to Sneijder ... to Diamanti.

brendanrodgers.gif

Sell the club.

Diamanti wasn't so bad 4 years ago. Still, no Juve level.

Loooooooool we are so PATHETIC

Cunte was fucking right, HE WAS RIGHT!

"You can't go to a three star restaurant with 10 euros in your wallet"


Marry gives no fucks, he'll go there to eat the free bread and order a bottle of water

In May

We will dine

IN BERLIN

For free.

 

[Mr Cola]

Hope ADM is on the bench today

Quite nervous tbh, the way they turned over Arsenal, just hope we have our scoring boots on :3

 

[Yurt]

I remember the last time I went to a super fancy restaurant the bottle of water cost more than 10 euros though. Marry would have to settle for tap water

OH BABY


Alessandro Diamanti will be our (discolored and rusty) tap water.

 

[Mr Cola]

Herrera is in the squad :O so thats an improvement

 

[Yurt]

God I hate Yurt now.

Yurtie be my BVB <3



Diamanti wasn't so bad 4 years ago. Still, no Juve level.



In May

We will dine

IN BERLIN

For free.

On the 10(9) year anniversary of the World Cup triumph

It's fate /VincentKompany

 

[Yen]

Wow, it's 2015. That's wack

 

[KidJr]

Fuck I hate spending so much money on nye.

Über is fucking amazing though, managed to taxis in less than 3 mins in central London on nye. I can see y black cabs are upset, they could b obsolete quickly.

Arsenal, fuck knows what to expect today.

Ozil back in full training yday. Thank fuck for that.

 

[Yen]

Fuck I hate spending so much money on nye.

Über is fucking amazing though, managed to taxis in less than 3 mins in central London on nye. I can see y black cabs are upset, they could b obsolete quickly.

Arsenal, fuck knows what to expect today.

Ozil back in full training yday. Thank fuck for that.

How much does uber cost and how much does a normal taxi cab cost?
I'm hoping for driverless cars (+ uber) to become a thing.

 

[P44]

Lost my iphone to water.

Bit of a pain.

 

[KidJr]

I don't follow other clubs transfer activity but are the rumours from these fan sites just as outrageous?

If I believe half of what I've read this morning arsenal are on brink of signing a cup tied cavani for 62.5 million. Carvelho for 25 mill or schin for 27 million. Mata is also on his way and podolski stormed out training.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Ronaldo not even in the top 5 for conversion, what a joke player. Give me Destro any day.

Neuer only has the 5th best save success, what a joke player, too.

Buffon for the Balloon

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I don't follow other clubs transfer activity but are the rumours from these fan sites just as outrageous?

If I believe half of what I've read this morning arsenal are on brink of signing a cup tied cavani for 62.5 million. Carvelho for 25 mill or schin for 27 million. Mata is also on his way and podolski stormed out training.

fuck yeah, we gonna win it all

Spoiler

next season

 

[elfinke]

I'm amazed at Matic only having 68 dribbles in 2014. It seems every player in a Chelsea uniform dribbles that much every time Fabregas or Divanovic bumps into an opposing player.

 

[Mister0079]

well this year started off terribly

a divorce in the family and a poor cat with a broken leg

atleast ive got me a few bottles of port wine

 

[confuziz]

Lost my iphone to water.

Bit of a pain.

It's okay, you're better off now.

 

[Freewheelin']

well this year started off terribly

a divorce in the family and a poor cat with a broken leg

atleast ive got me a few bottles of port wine

sorry to hear that

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Oh fuck, Jones and Toure off on international duty soon. We can cope without Toure since you don't really need to be a centreback to play on one of the sides of a back 3. But if Mignolet gets injured, we're relying on youth keepers who by all accounts aren't very good, which is saying something relative to Jones and Mignolet.

 

[tri_willy]

HAHAHAHA CHELSEA FANS PLS

 

[Mr Cola]

 

[KidA Seven]

A back 5 again


damn you gaal

 

[CCS]

Has Di Maria injured himself again?

Also, Januzaj is alive!

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

HAHAHAHA CHELSEA FANS PLS

He will always be a west ham traitor to me.

 

[LegoArmo]

Young at right back? He hates Rafael.

 

[K1LLER7]

A back 5 again


damn you gaal

Could easily change to a 4 with Jones at RB.

Happy with Shaw being back in.


2015: Year of the Rumbo. He's going to get 2 today.

 

[kharma45]

Not too bad.

 

[Hixx]

Who doesn't hate Rafael?


Not me

 

[CozMick]

No Bojan today.

Van Gaal, you got lucky

 

[bone_and_sinew]

What a fucking shit show at work. We only had 7 dancers the entire night. I've never seen the number that low in my 2 years at this joint, even on Sundays we have double digit dancers. I barely cleared my cash minimum for tonight. I expected to make triple the amount I went home with.

Well at least I can forget about today's work failure with some proper football. Gonna have some Luke Skywalker bud and binge on footy until I fall asleep. I'm expecting Stoke to take points, no idea what to expect out of the Arse and Soton, City should bounce back from the embarrassing draw with Burnleh.

 

[Arnie]

Think Stoke are winning, me.

Feel awful. My dear mother is making bacon, there's a day of football, and I'm seeing Birdman tonight. Can't complain, like.

A Charlie Adam gesundblaster would start proceedings nicely.

 

[Zabojnik]

An easy 0:3 for United, as per usual.

 

[Hixx]

A clean sheet today would be a new SAFC club record of 5 consecutive clean sheets away from home.

EZ.

 

[Yurt]

Think Stoke are winning, me.

Feel awful. My dear mother is making bacon, there's a day of football, and I'm seeing Birdman tonight. Can't complain, like.

A Charlie Adam gesundblaster would start proceedings nicely.

I really want to watch Birdman

Skype me the whole movie Arnie just open your phone and put it on your lap so I can watch too

 

[kharma45]

Only thing I'm not sure about is Young on the right.

 

[Arnie]

I really want to watch Birdman

Skype me the whole movie Arnie just open your phone and put it on your lap so I can watch too

Fuck, this reminds me. There's a lad who Skype's YNWA at Anfield the other day. I was in bits. Got a photo of it. Will tweet it later today.

 

[Zabojnik]

Only thing I'm not sure about is Young on the right.

Does it even matter? Just put on 10 men and Falcao, done.

 

[Yurt]

Young at right back? He hates Rafael.

looks like a 3-4-3 to me? It doesn't matter anyway when you're going to have the ball most of the time