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[Jeff Albertson]

Rob Greens starting position was wank why was he stood behind the line?

 

[Clegg]

Messi.

Masturbating won't damage your chances of getting a girlfriend.

Every man in the world would be fucked if that were true.

 

[pulga]

Messi.

Masturbating won't damage your chances of getting a girlfriend.

Every man in the world would be fucked if that were true.

Bu but the faplog dude.

 

[Messi]

Messi.

Masturbating won't damage your chances of getting a girlfriend.

Every man in the world would be fucked if that were true.

More concerned about how I feel after it, post wank blues

 

[K1LLER7]

No thank you, I like it when my wingers take their man on! We'll take De GOAT though, apparently Casillas is crap now.

And Rafael. Rafael is boss.

Statue wingers are trendy now. Just look at Downing.

Expect Rafael to stay at United for a long time, De Gea on the other hand will probably return to spain in the future. You can have him when he's 30

@Messi: I'm watching it now, This guy is amazing. Feel bad for Ronaldo having to come up against him.

 

[Clegg]

Bu but the faplog dude.

He has much deeper problems than just masturbating.

I'll put it this way. If I, a 5"7 slightly balding midget can get a girlfriend then any man can.

 

[Yen]

Yeah, if someone can find positive qualities in Clegg, then there's hope for us all.

 

[Messi]

Bu but the faplog dude.

Just for you dude, a look inside the faplog. This is what I do it to mostly.

That is of course other than the Tron stuff.

 

[yella]

I got a PS Vita for Christmas this year; the system is absolutely delightful. The only games I have right now are COD, Uncharted and SF X Tekken, though. If there are any other Vita owners in this thread, my PSN ID is oldyella. Feel free yo add me!

 

[Freewheelin']

I got a PS Vita for Christmas this year; the system is absolutely delightful. The only games I have right now are COD, Uncharted and SF X Tekken, though. If there are any other Vita owners in this thread, my PSN ID is oldyella. Feel free yo add me!

Wrong thread?

Spoiler

vita is dead

 

[Clegg]

Yeah, if someone can find positive qualities in Clegg, then there's hope for us all.

Don't even pretend that you aren't immensely attracted by my staunchly pro-United, anti-everything else posting style.

Ladies love the wisdom that men spout on internet messaging boards.

 

[fuenf]

Just for you dude, a look inside the faplog. This is what I do it to mostly.

That is of course other than the Tron stuff.

maybe you should try switching to face closeups

 

[Yen]

PS Vita? More like PS Mort. Am I right?

 

[Salazar]

If I, a 5"7 slightly balding midget can get a girlfriend then any man can.

A 5"7 midget ?

You speak in riddles.

 

[K1LLER7]

@Yella: Get Gravity rush

Rooney got injured volleying a ball in training yesterday. Young was injured. Jones injured. Welbeck ill. So much for rotating the team

 

[fuenf]

PS Vita? More like PS Mort. Am I right?

nah it's still a relatively stylish paperweight

 

[Salazar]

Yeah, if someone can find positive qualities in Clegg, then there's hope for us all.

I don't want hope. Hope is for Arsenal fans.

I want fucking RESULTS.

 

[Clegg]

A 5"7 midget ?

You speak in riddles.

I am a short man.

 

[Messi]

He has much deeper problems than just masturbating.

I'll put it this way. If I, a 5"7 slightly balding midget can get a girlfriend then any man can.

Wait, what is this supposed to mean? I have issues?

 

[Messi]

maybe you should try switching to face closeups

Its best if we don't talk about the folder of Olivia.

edit: Damn not my night. Double post.

 

[Kyoufu]

Wait, what is this supposed to mean? I have issues?

He's saying you're insecure.

 

[Yen]

Wait, what is this supposed to mean? I have issues?

See post #5208.

edit. he wasnae talking about you. the faplog guy.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Great Vita trolling lads. Keep it up!

 

[Clegg]

Wait, what is this supposed to mean? I have issues?

How many jerseys do you own?

Spoiler

I jest

 

[fuenf]

Its best if we don't talk about the folder of Olivia.

edit: Damn not my night. Double post.

i doubt it's as bad as the one that Portman guy had.

 

[Messi]

He's saying you're insecure.

I suppose I am, yeah.

 

[Messi]

i doubt it's as bad as the one that Portman guy had.

Its nowhere near as organised. Plus I did lose alot of it in a hard drive crash a while back.

 

[K1LLER7]

Messi the song in the video was called Rihanna - "Farewell"

 

[Messi]

Messi the song in the video was called Rihanna - "Farewell"

Thank you my man.

 

[pulga]

Its best if we don't talk about the folder of Olivia.

edit: Damn not my night. Double post.

Maybe you should nuke the folder out of your computer. Hit a couple of clubs...errr pubs?

 

[Gareth Bale]

Thank you my man.

Try not to fap to it

edit: sorry that was mean

 

[Clegg]

Messi, there isn't much point in trying to go after young wans if you're insecure with yourself.

That road leads to KFC buckets for one and many wasted nights fapping.

 

[MPW]

wait wait wait

Messi faps to other girls beside Olivia Wilde??!!

 

[Messi]

Maybe you should nuke the folder out of your computer. Hit a couple of clubs...errr pubs?

I don't think that would help. I have been going out more recently and enjoying it. I even met a girl I used to be best friends with 15 years ago. Had not spoken to her since then. So we will see where that goes. Its more the weight I am upset about. Fucking christmas.

Try not to fap to it

edit: sorry that was mean

Yep, it was. You should feel bad.

wait wait wait

Messi faps to other girls beside Olivia Wilde??!!

I've been known to once in a while.

Edit: I quite like Scarlett Johansson

 

[Kyoufu]

Messi. Invest in fruit, vegetables and chicken breasts. Lots of chicken breasts.

You'll lose weight fast.

 

[Messi]

Messi. Invest in fruit, vegetables and chicken breasts. Lots of chicken breasts.

You'll lose weight fast.

I did this before, but this time the will power just does not seem to be there. Every single day I fail on food.

 

[pulga]

I don't think that would help. I have been going out more recently and enjoying it. I even met a girl I used to be best friends with 15 years ago. Had not spoken to her since then. So we will see where that goes. Its more the weight I am upset about. Fucking christmas.
.

Eh, everyone puts on pounds during Christmas, no biggie. Plus, I've seen a lot of gorgeous girls with out of shape dudes, so it's by no means your tombstone. Hopefully your former bff has taken you out of the friendzone.

 

[Kyoufu]

I did this before, but this time the will power just does not seem to be there. Every single day I fail on food.

Well, #YOLO so eat whatever the fuck you want and date an equally obese woman.

win-win.

 

[fuenf]

I did this before, but this time the will power just does not seem to be there. Every single day I fail on food.

It's the holidays, what do you expect. Just relax and enjoy the rest of 2012, you can worry about this stuff in 2013.

 

[Clegg]

Well, #YOLO so eat whatever the fuck you want and date an equally obese woman.

win-win.

I fucking love you.

 

[Facism]

yo messi bro i'm with you. Fucked my ankle with Achille's Tendonitis, stopped going to the gym for like a month and a half, diet went to shit, put on half a stone. after losing 2.

I'd be more depressed about it if i didn't have a big, fat cock and spunked a lake after a wank. No post-wank blues here, bro. How can you ever be down about a job well done?

 

[3Sixty]

Messi bro, hit the gym. Honestly don't bother going diet only, it's too easy to slip up just by boredom.

 

[pulga]

Well, #YOLO so eat whatever the fuck you want and date an equally obese woman.

win-win.

Best advice so far. :lol

 

[Wilbur]

yo messi bro i'm with you. Fucked my ankle with Achille's Tendonitis, stopped going to the gym for like a month and a half, diet went to shit, put on half a stone. after losing 2.

I'd be more depressed about it if i didn't have a big, fat cock and spunked a lake after a wank. No post-wank blues here, bro. How can you ever be down about a job well done?

You and Kyoufu are the best

GUYSSSSSS I WANNA SEE YOUR TEAMS OF THE SEASON SO FAR

 

[fuenf]

GUYSSSSSS I WANNA SEE YOUR TEAMS OF THE SEASON SO FAR

Bayern.

 

[Facism]

Andre Santos in every position. Hopefully in some sex dungeon at the mercy of a woman with a MASSIVE strap-on.

 

[Wilbur]

Bayern.

Fuck bay

Spoiler

movies unless they are the Rock an Bad boys II

Seriously though I'd like to see your Bundes team, even if it is all Bayern

 

[Salazar]

Oh man, we're playing Liverpool in a little bit.

Hope we can get a good pair of organised performances together against WBA and Wiggum. I want us to destroy, and likewise the week after against filthy Spurs.

 

[pulga]

You and Kyoufu are the best

GUYSSSSSS I WANNA SEE YOUR TEAMS OF THE SEASON SO FAR

I WONT SHOW YOU MY TEAM BUT ILL SHOW YOU MY FREEZING COCK


SERIOUSLY ITS FUCKING COLD IN YUROP

 

[Wilbur]

I WONT SHOW YOU MY TEAM BUT ILL SHOW YOU MY FREEZING COCK


SERIOUSLY ITS FUCKING COLD IN YUROP

SHOW ME BOTH

WRITE DOWN YOUR TEAM OF THE SEWSON WITH THE SEMEN FROM YOUR PNEIS