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[Salvadora]

Andrew with steal the headlines. LASIK won't be that long I hope, at least we don't deserve everything else. Any Chinese jobs going for non-degree holders?

 

[Wilbur]

@awesomesalvadora_

 

[Broder Salsa]

Feels good man.

If he starts communicating with me I think I'd spaz out.

Knew at that very moment that my life was complete.

 

[Salazar]

Any Chinese jobs going for non-degree holders?

Blackburn DOF

 

[Kyoufu]

He reminds me of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIJK3xcjiKE

Midgets are amazing at football.

Blackburn DOF

loooooooooool

 

[Salvadora]

Blackburn DOF

Laugh all you want, but probably.

 

[Timurid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtiAI9_FrsI

NEWCASTLE PLS

Mathieu Valbuena is never going to join your shit club!!! DONT TOUCH HIM!!!!

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'd do RPJ, BUT IM SCARED.

You'll be fine.

 

[Salvadora]

WHERE CAN I BE SCARED???

 

[kharma45]

WHERE CAN I BE SCARED???

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506019

 

[Clegg]

WHERE CAN I BE SCARED???

Wilbz bedroom.

 

[Salvadora]

Right I want to be able to teach English and live in China, what qualifications do I Need? I have no degree or A levels atm.

 

[The Atticus]

Right I want to be able to teach English and live in China, what qualifications do I Need? I have no degree or A levels atm.

Sleeping Dogs 1000 Gs

 

[Freewheelin']

Sleeping Dogs 1000 Gs

:lol

More like Demon's Souls platinum

 

[Salvadora]

You guys laugh but I'm seriously in China with fuck all qualifications.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Right I want to be able to teach English and live in China, what qualifications do I Need?

Ask Blabluuuuuurn.

Been offered to go to China with internship in August to teach English myself, but I guess that's different since it's an internship and not real actual work.

 

[The Atticus]

You guys laugh but I'm seriously in China with fuck all qualifications.

You're in China, right now?

 

[Vivalaraza]

You guys laugh but I'm seriously in China with fuck all qualifications.

dvd

 

[Salvadora]

You're in China, right now?

Yes. I haven't applied for English job but it's what I need,

 

[bud]

You guys laugh but I'm seriously in China with fuck all qualifications.

what are you doing in china?

is it true what they say about asian women and tight vags?

 

[Broder Salsa]

is it true what they say about asian women and tight vags?

and Asian women and white guys? I feel this is important to me.

 

[kharma45]

Yes. I haven't applied for English job but it's what I need,

You told me you were in Belfast.

 

[Salvadora]

[-QUOTE=kharma45;45907411]You told me you were in Belfast.[/QUOTE]I am in Belfast, I'm going to go out asap because temp agencies are a load of shite.

 

[Kyoufu]

Mathieu Valbuena is never going to join your shit club!!! DONT TOUCH HIM!!!!

Too expensive for us

I love talking shit to other fans on twitter. It's hilarious.

 

[Salvadora]

I've been told I'm returning to PriceWaterhouseCoopers, but when, with who? Yeah it's great.

 

[The Atticus]

Quick Google search, found a few articles:
http://careers.guardian.co.uk/teaching-tefl-in-china
http://www.teic.co.uk/
http://www.englishfirst.com/trt/teaching-english-in-china.html
http://goldstarteachers.com/

Dunno how useful they'll be.

 

[Salvadora]

As soon as I renew my passport I am out there.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Salva are you drunk?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

oh man

tears in my eyes

 

[The Atticus]

oh man

tears in my eyes

 

[Salvadora]

Salva are you drunk?

I was but know I feel stuck here, unless I make an A level, or University equivilent.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I was but know I feel stuck here.

I do too pal but I wouldn't go to a place that is as overpopulated as China.

 

[Salvadora]

I do too pal but I wouldn't go to a place that is as overpopulated as China.

China looks a lot better than I thought it would, I'm going to get a CELTA qualification soon enough.

 

[Oxx]

China don't care.

 

[Salvadora]

All I need is a a China renewal for savings and the rest will follow as long as this year is a success.

 

[Wilbur]

Salva why don't you move to South Korea its just a stone's throw from Kim Jong-un's palace you can visit whenever you like

 

[Freewheelin']

DC?

 

[Salvadora]

Salva why don't you move to South Korea its just a stone's throw from Kim Jong-un's palace you can visit whenever you like

Yeah it's pretty much a succession of how Kim jung Woodenlung does at the moment.As long as I make it to University and complete a course I'm already in orgasm.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Yeah it's pretty much a succession of how Kim jung Woodenlung does at the moment.As long as I make it to University and complete a course I'm already in orgasm.

No you are still drunk

 

[Broder Salsa]

China don't care.

 

[Yen]

Salva, I know someone who earns $150k in Australia, working in the mines. No qualifications needed, except some experience working as a manual worker - builder, plumber, electrician.
He says Oz is the place to go. They are desperate for policemen, teachers and labourers.

 

[Salvadora]

Salva, I know someone who earns $150k in Australia, working in the mines. No qualifications needed, except some experience working as a manual worker - builder, plumber, electrician.
He says Oz is the place to go. They are desperate for policemen, teachers and labourers.

PM me the details.

 

[G-Unit]

Ok, I need to make a prediction.

The only next team I see Guardiola training is Manchester United.

No city, liverpol, chelsea, inter, milan.

Nope, Im pretty damn sure is gonna be United

 

[kharma45]

Yeah do what Yenrot says.

Mines are tough though, I know a guy who went out there for a placement as part of his uni course and he just felt totally drained after two months working at them.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Salva, I know someone who earns $150k in Australia, working in the mines. No qualifications needed, except some experience working as a manual worker - builder, plumber, electrician.
He says Oz is the place to go. They are desperate for policemen, teachers and labourers.

But they've got snakes and spiders


I'd go there regardless, in all seriousness. I'd love to visit China one day but I'd be completely lost there because of the language barriers.

 

[Wilbur]

Ok, I need to make a prediction.

The only next team I see Guardiola training is Manchester United.

No city, liverpol, chelsea, inter, milan.

Nope, Im pretty damn sure is gonna be United

Have I ever told you you're my favourite poster and I hope you never honour ban bets

 

[Yen]

PM me the details.

Er...I have no more details. But start googling jobs in Oz, Irish/N. Irish to Oz migration. It'd be worth researching. I could see myself going out there, depending on how uni/qualifications work out (not for labourer work, teaching or what-have-ye)

Kharma is right though, v hard work. You work 3 weeks on, 1 week off. Lots of people use drugs to keep them energetic, or start taking cocaine because they have so much money but so little time to use it. It definitly isn't a long term job.

 

[Clegg]

I more I think about it the more I get the feeling that Moyes will be the next United manager.

 

[Salvadora]

I'm going to complete the difference. I have no clue where an access course will take me, but 2013 will find out.

 

[Vivalaraza]

It's Pep. Unless Fergie decides to stick around for a few more years (which is possible), it's Pep.