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[Blablurn]

Would Ronaldo try to kill opposing teams fans? No, but Messi would.

rofl, never saw that Messi <3

 

[Fry]

Ok, I gotta admit, Olivia Wilde is really hot everytime she's on House.

 

[Milchmonster]

Rumors that it's a permanent transfer and less than €10m.

I'm okay with that, welcome back Nuri

 

[Zabojnik]

Rumors that it's a permanent transfer and less than €10m.

I'm okay with that, welcome back Nuri

Humbled, like in a bukkake.

 

[Yurt]

Messi IS a cunt. But at least he's a closet cunt, unlike CR7.

But dammit, that's why I love Ronaldo, he's openly a cunt and doesn't even give a fuck. "They hate me because I'm rich and pretty"

C'mon. Noomi is HOT.

Alright we'll take that.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Is there a Lionel Mandrake post in that thread yet? I'm not up to the task of reading back like thirty pages.

Or a Sunhi gif for that matter

Sunhi is at work, no Lionel sighting yet

 

[Milchmonster]

Can we get that little Japanese bitch back next?

And the first thing Nuri should do is talk to Lewandowski that leaving Dortmund is the worst thing ever.

 

[Arnie]

Spoiler

I have no idea, I guess it's possible.

:lol

Saved that gif. Love Karl.

 

[spidye]

Is that Noomi Rapace in your avatar?!

wow, now I can't unsee it :/

 

[Blablurn]

Can we get that little Japanese bitch back next?

And the first thing Nuri should do is talk to Lewandowski that leaving Dortmund is the worst thing ever.

You can buy him from the money we will give u for reus.

 

[Yurt]

Can we get that little Japanese bitch back next?

Kagawa or that OKC chick in the OT? I can't tell with you guys anymore..

 

[Kyoufu]

Any French billionaires want to buy a Premier League club?

 

[Clegg]

Heard a rumour that Coloccini was doing the dirty on his missus.

 

[Ushojax]

Hearding a rumour that Coloccini was doing the dirty on his missus.

He learned from the master:

 

[Randdalf]

Any French billionaires want to buy a Premier League club?

I've heard the French would rather invest in Africa.

 

[Linius]

Sunhi is at work, no Lionel sighting yet

Too bad

Well, I think I know the most important stuff to know what's going on by now.

 

[GQman2121]

Negredo is a good second option for Spurs since Leandro Damiao seems like it's off the table. I can't believe he's already 27 though.

I also saw that Jamie Oliver has been signed by City to be their club caterer. I've always liked him. They could do much worse.

 

[Hixx]

'BLAH BLAH BLAH LOL'


Be surprised if I'm not already on there.

He's easily flustered whenever Liverpool's concerned.

'come on Fergie'

:lol

rofl

Also if you're going to make up quotes you'll fit in well in football journalism.

 

[Carbonox]

Negredo is a good second option for Spurs since Leandro Damiao seems like it's off the table. I can't believe he's already 27 though.

I also saw that Jamie Oliver has been signed by City to be their club caterer. I've always liked him. They could do much worse.

:lol :lol :lol Really?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Negredo is a good second option for Spurs since Leandro Damiao seems like it's off the table. I can't believe he's already 27 though.

I also saw that Jamie Oliver has been signed by City to be their club caterer. I've always liked him. They could do much worse.

:lol

What a bizarre world they live in.

 

[Kyoufu]

Must be awesome to be at City right now. Jamie fucking Oliver as your caterer. Fuck me.

Someone buy Newcastle and appoint Nigella as caterer.

 

[Hixx]

Must be awesome to be at City right now. Jamie fucking Oliver as your caterer. Fuck me.

Someone buy Newcastle and appoint Nigella as caterer.

You'd never see Pardew again

win/win?

 

[Carbonox]

Must be awesome to be at City right now. Jamie fucking Oliver as your caterer. Fuck me.

Someone buy Newcastle and appoint Nigella as caterer.

So that the rest of our players end up leaving because they cheated?

 

[faridmon]

Fellaini is still at Everton...

19 days to go...

 

[Kyoufu]

You'd never see Pardew again

win/win?

As if our new owner would keep Pardew as the manager :lol :lol

 

[Blue Lou]

Fellaini is still at Everton...

19 days to go...

I'd be surprised if he went, Moyes has said today that he expects him to be here (Everton) in seasons to come.

 

[Randdalf]

I also saw that Jamie Oliver has been signed by City to be their club caterer. I've always liked him. They could do much worse.

He drizzles with his left,
He sautés with his right,
Jamie Oliver,
Makes your catering look shite

 

[LegoArmo]

As if our new owner would keep Pardew as the manager :lol :lol

If he's on an 8 year contract with no get out clauses, you pretty much have to or the compensation would be huge.

 

[Arnie]

rofl

Also if you're going to make up quotes you'll fit in well in football journalism.

I was paraphrasing, you lemon.

 

[Kyoufu]

If he's on an 8 year contract with no get out clauses, you pretty much have to or the compensation would be huge.

I hear he only gets paid a single year's worth of wages.

 

[3Sixty]

Must be awesome to be at City right now. Jamie fucking Oliver as your caterer. Fuck me.

Someone buy Newcastle and appoint Nigella as caterer.

 

[Hixx]

If he's on an 8 year contract with no get out clauses, you pretty much have to or the compensation would be huge.

Seems to a fairly unanimous opinion in the media that they'd only have to buy out a year's worth of wages to fuck him off.

These lads will lose their popularity now they've shed their fat. How can you trust a chef who isn't overweight? You can't.

It's like a businessman with a Twix. Shady.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

I'm going to get banned if i keep posting in that thread.

Fuck it.

I'm only 10 pages or so in but it seems like he's desperate for attention even asking for a gif and tag

When people are self aware it makes it worse

 

[LegoArmo]

Seems to a fairly unanimous opinion in the media that they'd only have to buy out a year's worth of wages to fuck him off.

That's not too bad. How much is he on a year?

 

[fuenf]

Fucking Diesel Online store. It's ridiculous ,if your order is below 160€ you have to pay 10€ for shipping and an additional fee for returning stuff. But both are free once you order eclipses 160€... they basically invite you to add extra stuff and return it later.

Still, I love these -50% percent sales.

 

[Dibbz]

Personal crisis, wants to return home for reasons other than football.

It sounds more like he wants to go and join the Club his dad works for. A bit out of the blue.

Rumours of Coloccini's unrest surfaced when his father Osvaldo revealed on South American television that the Argentinian club San Lorenzo were keen to recruit him and, with Newcastle bound to place a high transfer fee on his head, it is not impossible that he could join them on loan until the end of the season.

 

[Yurt]

Pardiola stays.

Manager of the last season.

 

[3Sixty]

These lads will lose their popularity now they've shed their fat. How can you trust a chef who isn't overweight? You can't.

It's like a businessman with a Twix. Shady.

I like them though They cook proper food.

I want them to show me how to make homemade Parmo.

 

[Kyoufu]

That's not too bad. How much is he on a year?

50k a week so 2.6mil a year assuming he gets paid every week of the year.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Why are lower league team better at set pieces than their PL counterparts?

 

[Yurt]

50k a week so 2.6mil a year assuming he gets paid every week of the year.

Conte was on 1.4-1.6m last season.

 

[Kyoufu]

Conte was on 1.4-1.6m last season.

How much is he on now?

 

[3Sixty]

I'm only 10 pages or so in but it seems like he's desperate for attention even asking for a gif and tag

When people are self aware it makes it worse

I was all for the guys happiness still he started acting like a tard.

 

[Linius]

I was all for the guys happiness still he started acting like a tard.

I'm only waiting for him to deliver. He should have arrived by now. Guess we can expect pics soon?

Anyways, time for dinner. Guess I'll read it later tonight

 

[Hixx]

Pardiola stays.

[IM.G]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01605/pardew_1605809a.jpg[/IMG]

[IM.G]http://i.minus.com/jzmDQ3KJN3brb.jpg[/IMG]

Manager of the last season.

Trying to fight a 60 year old man after saying "what are you looking at you cunt" smh

I like them though They cook proper food.

I want them to show me how to make homemade Parmo.

its easy

Flatten a chicken breast
coat in breadcrumbs
deep fry until golden and remove
put bechamel sauce on top
grate parmesan and cheddar on top
stick under grill until the cheese is melted to your taste
GET FAT

 

[Yurt]

How much is he on now?

After the contract extension, 1.7.

Spoiler

£2.4-3m

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Fellaini is still at Everton...

19 days to go...

He won't go. Not in this window.

 

[faridmon]

I'd be surprised if he went, Moyes has said today that he expects him to be here (Everton) in seasons to come.

He won't go.  Not in this window.

Lets hope that happens and you are right, but the rumors and reports of him leaving to Chelsea are just getting stronger. Again, Baines leaving were strong as well, and he is still at the club, so there is some hope.

 

[Lambda Pie]

big classic at this corner of the Old Continent on Sunday, SL Benfica vs FC Porto, a.k.a. half these players will leave at the end of the season.

 

[faridmon]

big classic at this corner of the Old Continent on Sunday, SL Benfica vs FC Porto, a.k.a. half these players will leave at the end of the season.

Lol, Portugal: Exporting high class players since the 90s...