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[Timurid]

I'd do anything if we ditched Puma and signed Nike.

:lol :lol :lol PSG are going to have the best kit next year and the best team!

:lol Hitcher read my mind.

 

[Polari]

I'd do anything if we ditched Puma and signed Nike.

You just reminded me of that custard number your lot were rocking in the Championship! Looked marginally better in person than it did in photos to be fair.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I was in the room the other day while my best mate attempted to fuck this boy who couldn't get it up due to an awful lot of alcohol. Didn't realise it was going on because I was half asleep, stood up and saw this boy looking in despair at his penis as my mate laughed

Its the question everyone wants to ask. Is your best mate a girl or a guy?

 

[Messi]

Your life sounds like a sitcom. You have to be making this up.

I really wish I was making that shit up. It was not comfortable. Although that is pretty much me out of stories. Not much exciting shit happens to me.

This is mildly disturbing.

Why? I don't find most pornstars attractive. Easier to get off to people I like the look of.

 

[Mangoverboard]

Its the question everyone wants to ask. Is your best mate a girl or a guy?

Sounds like a girl from the language

 

[LanceVance]

I was in the room the other day while my best mate attempted to fuck this boy who couldn't get it up due to an awful lot of alcohol. Didn't realise it was going on because I was half asleep, stood up and saw this boy looking in despair at his penis as my mate laughed

Were you looking in a mirror?

 

[Wilbur]

Its the question everyone wants to ask. Is your best mate a girl or a guy?

wo-man

 

[Clegg]

Girl on top is the only way to go really.

 

[Salvadora]

I was in the room the other day while my best mate attempted to fuck this boy who couldn't get it up due to an awful lot of alcohol. Didn't realise it was going on because I was half asleep, stood up and saw this boy looking in despair at his penis as my mate laughed

I have never been as close to suicide as I was when that happened to me.

Why? I don't find most pornstars attractive. Easier to get off to people I like the look of.

Amateur porn.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Re:- City are boring.

It's because they have been "found out" and Mancini's alternative tactic has not worked out. They come narrow far too often, both Silva and Nasri always come infield. Teams know they can defend deep and narrow against them. Clichy and Zabaleta are the two players who get wide and have space but most teams are happy to chance that because obv. they don't have the quality of top players. City also don't have enough genuine pace in the side. That's why Yaya Toure is so important for them because when he plays well he commits players and gets beyond defensive lines.

They still have so much quality that they can win games anyways and when they click they are damn good.

United are alot more versatile and just seem to have a better "matchplay" quality where they almost always take advantage when they are on top in a game.

The title race isn't over though, no way. United have a really tough run in, this team is flimsy and even if it wasn't the run in would be challenging. Hope we win big tmrw to send a statement and build momentum but any win will do of course.

 

[arkon]

I'd do anything if we ditched Puma and signed Nike.

Many men would be pleased if Nike only listens.

 

[FootballFan]

Absolute legend. So sorry to see him go. I wish he could have stuck around to help us stay up and to help us get to the next World Cup.

Great to hear he had a rock solid performance in his last game. Awesome guy and a fantastic captain.

<3 Nelsen.

Hope he is successful in his coaching career, I think he could be.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Re:- City are boring.

It's because they are managed by an Italian

Yep

 

[Wilbur]

Blowjob porn is shit

Re:- City are boring.

It's because they have been "found out" and Mancini's alternative tactic has not worked out. They come narrow far too often, both Silva and Nasri always come infield. Teams know they can defend deep and narrow against them. Clichy and Zabaleta are the two players who get wide and have space but most teams are happy to chance that because obv. they don't have the quality of top players. City also don't have enough genuine pace in the side. That's why Yaya Toure is so important for them because when he plays well he commits players and gets beyond defensive lines.

They still have so much quality that they can win games anyways and when they click they are damn good.

United are alot more versatile and just seem to have a better "matchplay" quality where they almost always take advantage when they are on top in a game.

The title race isn't over though, no way. United have a really tough run in, this team is flimsy and even if it wasn't the run in would be challenging. Hope we win big tmrw to send a statement and build momentum but any win will do of course.

Talkin bout sex now, sorry bro

Spoiler

I agree though. They're a narrow and predictable side far too much, no one that really stretches the play out wide. They have no genuine winger in their team; arguably Sinclair but he doesn't play and does his fair share of cutting in and shooting anyway. Far too often you watch them and there's no space for the ball to go anywhere

 

[Broder Salsa]

Amateur porn.

The truth right here. Can't watch pro porn really, most of it is so bad.

 

[Scum]

The old one headphone ear in and one out trick, right?

Girl on top is the only way to go really.

Re:- City are boring.

It's because they have been "found out" and Mancini's alternative tactic has not worked out. They come narrow far too often, both Silva and Nasri always come infield. Teams know they can defend deep and narrow against them. Clichy and Zabaleta are the two players who get wide and have space but most teams are happy to chance that because obv. they don't have the quality of top players. City also don't have enough genuine pace in the side. That's why Yaya Toure is so important for them because when he plays well he commits players and gets beyond defensive lines.

They still have so much quality that they can win games anyways and when they click they are damn good.

United are alot more versatile and just seem to have a better "matchplay" quality where they almost always take advantage when they are on top in a game.

The title race isn't over though, no way. United have a really tough run in, this team is flimsy and even if it wasn't the run in would be challenging. Hope we win big tmrw to send a statement and build momentum but any win will do of course.

I'll be scared of Man City if they somehow manage to get their filthy mitts on Mourinho. D:

 

[Messi]

Amateur porn.

The folder of womenz will do.. well the olivia stuff and whatever other person I am feeling that week.

Spoiler

Jennifer Lawrence at this moment

 

[Willkiller]

Girl on top is the only way to go really.

It's pretty great.

 

[Mangoverboard]

It's pretty great.

Easily the best.

Real sex > amateur porn > Messi's folder of women

 

[Randdalf]

I totally forgot Steve Cotterill was one of Harry's coaching staff at QPR.

 

[Messi]

Easily the best.

Real sex > amateur porn > Messi's folder of women

LIES

 

[pulga]

Easily the best.

Real sex > amateur porn > Messi's folder of women

I wonder what Andres' scale of preference would look like.

 

[Messi]

Anyone ever used a fleshlight?

 

[Clegg]

Fleshlights?

Now we're really getting into afer dark territory.

 

[FootballFan]

I wonder what Andres' scale of preference would look like.

Mumei Fantasies > Real Sex > Donkeys > Porn > Messi's folder

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Messi, you work in a sweet shop right?

 

[Messi]

Mumei Fantasies > Real Sex > Donkeys > Porn > Messi's folder

The folder is a personal thing, curated to my personal tastes

Messi, you work in a sweet shop right?

I do yes, its torture.

 

[Kyoufu]

Anyone ever used a fleshlight?

Yeah. Not a fan of it tbh.

 

[Mangoverboard]

Can you take free sweets?

 

[Messi]

Yeah. Not a fan of it tbh.

Cons?

Can you take free sweets?

Not really, but I have no problem paying for stuff. I have little to no willpower.

 

[Salazar]

Oh Chesney

"Sometimes I look at our training sessions and think this team is as good as any in Europe. And sometimes it just doesn't work out for us in the game."

 

[Salvadora]

Oh Chesney

I admire a man who speaks from his heart.

 

[Salazar]

I admire a man who speaks from his heart.

lols

In terms of bringing young talent through, there is no one else who can compete with us.

 

[Messi]

lols

That second quote, Barca. No?

 

[Kyoufu]

Cons?

You need a lot of lube. Too tight otherwise.

I had to google this. The company that makes them must be raking it in. You own one of them?

Yeah but I used it like once and failed miserably.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Yeah. Not a fan of it tbh.

I had to google this. The company that makes them must be raking it in. You own one of them?

 

[Salvadora]

That second quote, Barca. No?

We have a few young talented players from Barcelona at Arsenal.

 

[Willkiller]

If I want a luxury wanking experience I just throw some lube on there. Feels good man.

 

[Freewheelin']

Afer dark time is truly in its infamy

 

[Messi]

If I want a luxury wanking experience I just throw some lube on there. Feels good man.

Rubberbands and gloves, kinky.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Just microwave a melon and cut a hole in it

 

[Broder Salsa]

I wonder what Andres' scale of preference would look like.

All he needs

Just microwave a melon and cut a hole in it

You can get a seriously burnt cock here if you're not careful.

 

[Clegg]

Just microwave a melon and cut a hole in it

 

[Messi]

I find lube makes things a little too free flowing down there

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

You can get a seriously burnt cock here if you're not careful.

Practice makes perfect

 

[Kyoufu]

Xbox Live is down.

Arnie lied to me.

 

[Salvadora]

"I'm 22. I've won nothing in football. Literally nothing. The only trophy I have won was the Emirates Cup and that is not exactly enough, is it?

:lol

 

[faridmon]

:lol

Who said that? Lol

 

[Salvadora]

Who said that? Lol

Sir Szczesny.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jan/29/wojciech-szczesny-arsenal-defence
It's a great interview although I wish he didn't bring up our lose to Birmingham.

 

[GQman2121]

Just watched all the highlights from today's action.

This from Cabaye was a thing of beauty.

Glad that he got that out of the way before Saturday.....