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[Salazar]

Oh he was only . . . Fifteen million quid Zahaaaaaaaaaaa

To the tune of Dusty Springfield.

Fucking boss. It almost scans.

 

[3Sixty]

Southampton Crossbar challenge.

Man i am a PR machine today.

"Jason 'I need a poo' Punch"

:lol

 

[Zabojnik]

No. Nope. Nonononono. Marry, what the fuck are you doing? Anelka???

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'm in tears:

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam

Big Carlton Cole bounded into my office today, with all the youthful exuberance of boy who's found a muff-rag in the alley-way.

"Boss!," he yelped. "Isn't it weird the way lions don't even know they're called lions?"

As I stood in silence, he continued: "I mean, if they could talk, and you said 'you're a lovely lion' to him, he'd be all 'WTF is a lion??'"

As I took hold of his chiselled jaw, and brought it close to my bosom, a single, distraught tear trickled down my equally chiselled face.

I don't fear other teams coming in for Carlton. I fear social services coming around & taking him off me. The cunt keeps me awake at night.

Dead

 

[dc89]

Take this Viva:

The fact he showed up...in an Imogen Thomas top is fucking incredible.

He is a master troll.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

The fact he showed up...in an Imogen Thomas top is fucking incredible.

He is a master troll.

You're late. It's not Imogen Thomas.

 

[Salazar]

Michael Chopra found guilty of summat to do with horses.

 

[Clegg]

The fact he showed up...in an Imogen Thomas top is fucking incredible.

He is a master troll.

Stop trolling, dc.

 

[Hixx]

Michael Chopra found guilty of summat to do with horses.

bumming them knarn him.

 

[dc89]

You're late. It's not Imogen Thomas.

Stop trolling, dc.

Well it fooled me. It would have fooled Giggsy with his ageing eyes.

 

[madmackem]

i kid i kid.

 

[Regulus Tera]

omg it's happening!

 

[Salazar]

omg it's happening!

Dammit

 

[Arnie]

Insua joining Atletico for three and a half million Euros. We'll get half of that because of a sell on clause. Just throw it in the Coutinho fund.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

omg it's happening!

Oh fuck off. Bet we buy him for £20 million off Porto in 2 year's time.

 

[dc89]

Insua joining Atletico for three and a half million Euros. We'll get half of that because of a sell on clause. Just throw it in the Coutinho fund.

I keep reading Coutinho's name JTinho. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

 

[Salazar]

I keep reading Coutinho's name JTinho. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

You are "the only one" pretty often, lol

 

[Arnie]

I keep reading Coutinho's name JTinho. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

my favourite JT gif

 

[dc89]

You are "the only one" pretty often, lol

Oh you do like to torment me.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5wwpUxsj1r9vg1go2_250.gif[/IMG

my favourite JT gif[/QUOTE]

Did he warm up on a bike near the technical area so he can manage the team?!

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Insua joining Atletico for three and a half million Euros. We'll get half of that because of a sell on clause. Just throw it in the Coutinho fund.

....

Greg Stobart ‏@gstobart

Sky Italia reporting that Inter have accepted a bid from Spurs for Liverpool target Coutinho #THFC #LFC

:lol

 

[Arnie]

Presumably somebody had to transport an exercise bike to the sidelines so he could warm up, manage, shout instructions, offer advice, and lead from the besides the technical area.

He's brilliant.

Suso, meanwhile, leads on the pitch.

....



:lol

:lol

That's genuinely amazing, I'm not even bothered.

They've got Glyfi, Demspey, Holtby, and Coutinho playing in one position. We were linked to each one prior to Spurs becoming interested. It's hilarious.

 

[Wes]

I didn't realise the Millwall game was tonight. Urghhhhhhh.

 

[3Sixty]

:lol

Spurs transfer targeting 101

 

[Slizz]

Presumably somebody had to transport an exercise bike to the sidelines so he could warm up, manage, shout instructions, offer advice, and lead from the besides the technical area.

He's brilliant.

Gamesmanship.

What are Footy-GAF's thoughts on gamesmanship?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Presumably somebody had to transport an exercise bike to the sidelines so he could warm up, manage, shout instructions, offer advice, and lead from the besides the technical area.

He's brilliant.

Suso, meanwhile, leads on the pitch.

:lol

That's genuinely amazing, I'm not even bothered.

They've got Glyfi, Demspey, Holtby, and Coutinho playing in one position. We were linked to each one prior to Spurs becoming interested. It's hilarious.

However:

Greg Stobart ‏@gstobart

Suspicious about the Coutinho to Spurs link myself, and I think he'll end up at #LFC

 

[Kyoufu]

my favourite JT gif

Always fools me into thinking he's in a Dortmund kit.

 

[madmackem]

I didn't realise the Millwall game was tonight. Urghhhhhhh.

It isnt on tv is it? i dont understand why they put these game son on a friday if they aint on tv.

 

[Clegg]

tariq panja ‏@tariqpanja

Uefa says Euro 2020 will take place in 13 cities, with a maximum of one venue per country. Both semis and final in the same stadium

Seems strange to me.

 

[LFMartins86]

The Insua deal is official now. Still trying to understand if we get 3.5 million € or 35% of that.

 

[Arnie]

However:

I just love the link, it's fantastic.

The Insua deal is official now. Still trying to understand if we get 3.5 million € or 35% of that.

We get 50% of it.

 

[kharma45]

Seems strange to me.

What an idiotic decision.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Racing Metro are the best rugby team ever.

 

[GorillaJu]

It wouldn't be a Liverpool transfer if Spurs weren't diving in at the last second to try and hijack the deal.

 

[LFMartins86]

We get 50% of it.

If that´s true, then Sporting just sold our main LB for 1.25 million €... Great....

 

[Clegg]

Racing Metro are the best rugby team ever.

fuk u.

Feels worse than when Ronaldo left.

 

[Arnie]

This idea is insane.

Or shit, depending on your perspective.

UEFA are incorrigible bellends.

 

[Kyoufu]

Arsene Wenger says January window is "unfair," adding "we're not after any French player, you can forget that. They go to Newcastle."

lol

 

[dc89]

Seems strange to me.

I think they also said any stadium wanting to host games must be served by at least two airports. So that's a no to the Millenium Stadium.

Edit: they said this before they mentioned only one venue per country.

 

[Arnie]

Wenger's outburst against the January transfer was genuinely disturbing. He reaches a point every season when I think his brain's infected by some tissue-munching parasite.

 

[Slizz]

Arsene Wenger says January window is "unfair," adding "we're not after any French player, you can forget that. They go to Newcastle."

lol

 

[feel]

omg it's happening!

Not too pleased that in most of his interviews he doesn't bother to hide his eagerness to leave stepping stone Porto towards a bigger european club. He can fuck off right now towards another club if it's gonna be like that.

In other news, after talking on the phone with Lucho Gonzalez, Riquelme seems to be interested in playing a bit for us before retiring. Fuck, it would be incredible for me to see that man in our shirt.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Wenger's outburst against the January transfer was genuinely disturbing. He reaches a point every season when I think his brain's infected by some tissue-munching parasite.

Then I watch this gif and resume relishing his presence within football...

It's such a stupid and non-point I can't believe he even said it.

Just confirms Arsenal aren't buying anybody.

 

[dc89]

:O City have reduced the price of the replica shirts in store and online.

JM7, Barry, #BasedRodwell, Nastasic, Silva, Nasri, Zabaleta, #Suarez36 #LopesNumberTBC

The possibilities are endless.

 

[Arnie]

It's such a stupid and non-point I can't believe he even said it.

Just confirms Arsenal aren't buying anybody.

Reminded me of AVB's suggestion to allow certain reserve teams to play in the lower English leagues. Baffling.

People forget that one when they're tugging themselves to gifs of his celebrations.

:O City have reduced the price of the replica shirts in store and online.

JM7, Barry, #BasedRodwell, Nastasic, Silva, Nasri, Zabaleta, #Suarez36 #LopesNumberTBC

The possibilities are endless.

I'd go with Rod:lol myself.

 

[feel]

:O City have reduced the price of the replica shirts in store and online.

JM7, Barry, #BasedRodwell, Nastasic, Silva, Nasri, Zabaleta, #Suarez36 #LopesNumberTBC

The possibilities are endless.

#MASSIVE

 

[Wes]

It isnt on tv is it? i dont understand why they put these game son on a friday if they aint on tv.

Maybe the FA decided to feel pity for us for a change.

 

[Slizz]

:O City have reduced the price of the replica shirts in store and online.

JM7, Barry, #BasedRodwell, Nastasic, Silva, Nasri, Zabaleta, #Suarez36 #LopesNumberTBC

The possibilities are endless.

The Sinclair still full price?

EDIT: Nevermind, reading comp.

I'd go with Sinclair, maybe his GF will mistake you for him.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

The Sinclair still full price?

EDIT: Nevermind, reading comp.

I'd go with Sinclair, maybe his GF will mistake you for him.

The implication that Sinclair does actually regularly wear his own City shirt around the house tickles me.

 

[WJD]

Is everyone ready for some Zaha PR? Of course you are.

 

[Joel Was Right]

To be fair, it isn't the first time Wenger has complained about the January window. He does so because of the pressure put on him by the fans and media to perform a miraculous rescue of Arsenal's season by signing marquee players. His outbursts can be read as: "guys, I'm trying but no one wants to fucking sell any of their great players for reasonable prices. what can a man do?"

Is everyone ready for some Zaha PR? Of course you are.

United still sore from missing out on the Ox, so they had to get the next best thing