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[Wilbur]

It was funny to see this happen to United (and Real on most occasions that they play). For awhile its "damn look at us go! We can beat these guys they ain't all that!." Then fr the next 60 minutes its "whhhoaaaa fuckkkkkk get in that fucking bus and park it!! Ssshiiiiiiiieeeeeeettttttt"

Yeah, for twenty minutes in the space of two years I have harboured hope. Then it all went to shit :lol

 

[FootballFan]

Raphael Varane outpacing Lionel Messi

Lol. Beast.

A 20 metre sprint where he had a shorter distance..what a ridiculous video :lol

37 year old Ballesteros outsprinting Ronaldo who got subbed in 15 minutes earlier. Ballesteros played the whole match.

Real beast, old man beating someone who is known for his speed even after playing for 90 minutes.

 

[Wilbur]

A 20 metre sprint where he had a shorter distance..what a ridiculous video :lol

37 year old Ballesteros outsprinting Ronaldo who got subbed in 15 minutes earlier. Ballesteros played the whole match.

Real beast, old man beating someone who is known for his speed even after playing for 90 minutes.

Okay this is going a bit far now, doesn't even seem like sarcasm like the rest of them have :lol

 

[arkon]

Barcelona were probably the happiest when Chelsea went out.

Who is going to stop them now?

 

[GorillaJu]

I think bud's post last night (football is dead) is the best post I've ever read on FootyGaf. The execution, the timing.. I nearly died laughing.

 

[Wilbur]

I think bud's post last night (football is dead) is the best post I've ever read on FootyGaf. The execution, the timing.. I nearly died laughing.

Yep. I was tucking into my burger and started to choke I was laughing so hard. It was just brilliant.

 

[Can Crusher]

These guys reduce their teams to 2 players. It's incredible, neither of them is spanish.

 

[jtb]

Barcelona were probably the happiest when Chelsea went out.

Who is going to stop them now?

United could, as long as they don't draw them in the final. You can park the bus in a two-legged tie, you can't park the bus in a final without getting ridiculously lucky. Or if Madrid go through, they've gotten some very good results against Barcelona over the past year. Seems they've finally gotten over their mental block (Ronaldo especially).

 

[arkon]

Fucking hell.

I think FootballFan has archived replies for every eventuality.

 

[Wilbur]

These guys reduce their teams to 2 players. It's incredible, neither of them is spanish.

They are both cunts though.

 

[FootballFan]

Okay this is going a bit far now, doesn't even seem like sarcasm like the rest of them have :lol

:lol I'm that good bro.

 

[AndresON777]

Milan has nothing to lose though. I'm worried.

Barça should just pay the money and get Falcao. No other world class striker will put up with Messi.

 

[faridmon]

But I can embrace Alves being a cunt because he is.. I can't embrace Adriano, Messi, Iniesta, Puyol, Pep, Villa, Thiago, Tito etc as cunts because they aren't.

NO NO NO NO NO

He is one of the, even might be the biggest of them

 

[Can Crusher]

They are both cunts though.

Who isn't?

 

[FootballFan]

I think bud's post last night (football is dead) is the best post I've ever read on FootyGaf. The execution, the timing.. I nearly died laughing.

:lol I loved his first post back from his ban. That picture of Pulga's mum. Man I was cracking up.

Fucking hell.

I think FootballFan has archived replies for every eventuality.

lolol <3

 

[flippedb]

Barcelona were probably the happiest when Chelsea went out.

Who is going to stop them now?

Spoiler

Believe.

 

[faridmon]

I think bud's post last night (football is dead) is the best post I've ever read on FootyGaf. The execution, the timing.. I nearly died laughing.

when was that?

 

[Regulus Tera]

Jesus fuck these guys need to work on finishing. Crossbar.

 

[Wilbur]

Milan has nothing to lose though. I'm worried.

Barça should just pay the money and get Falcao. No other world class striker will put up with Messi.

You really want to see Falcao on the left wing for the rest of his career? No, mi amor. If Atleti get into the CL I think he'll stay there, otherwise I reckon Bayern (provided they haven't bought Lewa). Atletico won't sell to Real, Chelsea probably won't spend the money unless they can get Torres off the books (maybe a swap deal + cash would work).

 

[FootballFan]

NO NO NO NO NO

He is one of the, even might be the biggest of them

Alright, let's go. 1 on 1. Tell me why Villa is the biggest cunt.

The argument will be Fellaini vs Villa(it's how I do things around here).

 

[Wilbur]

when was that?

Page 50 (100pp) when Bayern's second went in. Just marvellous.

 

[feel]

Who gives a shit what the best league is? Watch and enjoy whatever the hell you want.

I watch Serie A, La Liga, EPL, and occasionally A-league, Bundesliga, Russian PL, PSG once a month, etc.

Now lets get down to what really matters, who is the bigger cunt, Ronaldo or Messi?

The asshole who doesn't share his Ballon D'Ors with the guys that help him win them..

 

[faridmon]

Alright, let's go. 1 on 1. Tell me why Villa is the biggest cunt.

The argument will be Fellaini vs Villa(it's how I do things around here).

Fellaini is tall so obviously he is going o swing and hit.

Villa stamped on one dude, spit on another, have multiple fights and call people JT. you can't become bigger JT than that.

 

[arkon]

:lol I loved his first post back from his ban. That picture of Pulga's mum. Man I was cracking up.


lolol <3

Yeah. That was a great post

Spoiler

Believe.

Godspeed.

 

[FootballFan]

when was that?

Here. Right when Bayern scored the second.

 

[Wilbur]

Messi probably is a cunt in real life. Probably stabs hookers and strangles animals but the Catalan mafia cover up for it because Leo distributes cocaine across Europe when he travels for away legs.

 

[AndresON777]

You really want to see Falcao on the left wing for the rest of his career? No, mi amor. If Atleti get into the CL I think he'll stay there, otherwise I reckon Bayern (provided they haven't bought Lewa). Atletico won't sell to Real, Chelsea probably won't spend the money unless they can get Torres off the books (maybe a swap deal + cash would work).

It's so easy to love you.

 

[jtb]

You really want to see Falcao on the left wing for the rest of his career? No, mi amor. If Atleti get into the CL I think he'll stay there, otherwise I reckon Bayern (provided they haven't bought Lewa). Atletico won't sell to Real, Chelsea probably won't spend the money unless they can get Torres off the books (maybe a swap deal + cash would work).

Roman spent a ridiculous amount of money this summer. I think the CL win has re-sparked his interest and he's in full-on rebuild mode now. Clearing out all the senior players, and now that he knows Torres is completely and utterly broken, he'll pay the 50m or so for Falcao.

That or City will buy him because they really need another striker.

 

[Noirulus]

A 20 metre sprint where he had a shorter distance..what a ridiculous video :lol

37 year old Ballesteros outsprinting Ronaldo who got subbed in 15 minutes earlier. Ballesteros played the whole match.

Real beast, old man beating someone who is known for his speed even after playing for 90 minutes.

So did ballesteros ya numbskull!

 

[FootballFan]

Fellaini is tall so obviously he is going o swing and hit.

Villa stamped on one dude, spit on another, have multiple fights and call people JT. you can't become bigger JT than that.

where is this evidence.

Fellaini killed this guy, stabbed his girl, microwaved kittens, shaved his pubes and added them to his head for a larger afro etc.

 

[Wilbur]

Fellaini is tall so obviously he is going o swing and hit.

Villa stamped on one dude, spit on another, have multiple fights and call people JT. you can't become bigger JT than that.

Except if you actually are JT.

It's so easy to love you.

Yet so hard to take me to bed

patatas fritas

 

[flippedb]

Messi probably is a cunt in real life. Probably stabs hookers and strangles animals but the Catalan mafia cover up for it because Leo distributes cocaine across Europe when he travels for away legs.

And, rumour has it, he doesn't flush on public restrooms. What a cunt.

 

[Noirulus]

And, rumour has it, he doesn't flush on public restrooms. What a cunt.

He doesn't clean his cunt either. What a cunt.

 

[FootballFan]

The asshole who doesn't share his Ballon D'Ors with the guys that help him win them..

http://i.minus.com/ibjhfXYGnVbn3s.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Ronaldo:

" I am number 1 2 and 3 in the world" after winning ballon d'or.

Messi

"I cant do it without my teammates" all 3 times. lololol

edit
lol 3. He has so many, forgot he had 4.

 

[arkon]

Dirty cunt.

 

[faridmon]

where is this evidence.

I can't pull them out because I can't be bothered but you bloody know it. Especially when he stamped on that defender in the internationals two years ago.

Except if you actually are JT.

''I think the degree of cuntness increases if you are already a cunt.''
Wooden's second law of Brondby.

 

[Timurid]

Ronaldo:

" I am number 1 2 and 3 in the world" after winning ballon d'or.

Messi

"I cant do it without my teammates" all 3 times. lololol

At least Ronaldo is honest.

 

[GorillaJu]

Messi probably is a cunt in real life. Probably stabs hookers and strangles animals but the Catalan mafia cover up for it because Leo distributes cocaine across Europe when he travels for away legs.

No one that famous and important can go through life without becoming a cunt. It's impossible. The more you're adored the more insular and cynical you become. Eventually you're eye gouging children on the street because the big teary pearls they stare at you with remind you of the monster you've become and you might as well murder them since you can't go back at this point.

 

[AndresON777]

Except if you actually are JT.



Yet so hard to take me to bed

patatas fritas

Give me some Tanqueray 10 and I'll fuck the shit out of you

-Vete a la casa estás borracho

 

[flippedb]

Nasty cunt.

I really don't know how you guys managed to stay alive when "cunt" was banned.

 

[Noirulus]

Ronaldo:

" I am number 1 2 and 3 in the world" after winning ballon d'or.

Messi

"I cant do it without my teammates" all 3 times. lololol

edit
lol 3. He has so many, forgot he had 4.

Ronaldo and Messi seem like really genuine guys.

 

[faridmon]

No one that famous and important can go through life without becoming a cunt. It's impossible. The more you're adored the more insular and cynical you become. Eventually you're eye gouging children on the street because the big teary pearls they stare at you with remind you of the monster you've become and you might as well murder them since you can't go back at this point.

Lol

That is so true.

 

[Wilbur]

Nasty cunt.

I really don't know how you guys managed to stay alive when "cunt" was banned.

We used JT. It really was quite effective.

 

[Can Crusher]

Messi probably is a cunt in real life. Probably stabs hookers and strangles animals but the Catalan mafia cover up for it because Leo distributes cocaine across Europe when he travels for away legs.

Messi has been seen ripping $ bills in half and giving them to starving children in Africa, promising them to give them the rest if they could take the ball away from him.

His wife was bought cash.

 

[GorillaJu]

Nasty cunt.

I really don't know how you guys managed to stay alive when "cunt" was banned.

I just thought about Andres' pet donkey and what it must go through and the sympathy would overwhelm me.

 

[feel]

Ronaldo:

" I am number 1 2 and 3 in the world" after winning ballon d'or.

Messi

"I cant do it without my teammates" all 3 times. lololol

edit
lol 3. He has so many, forgot he had 4.

Both honest as fuck. It's a tie here. gg

 

[PrematureQuiche]

All you guys forgot Mike Bassett England Manager in your top tens.

 

[arkon]

I just thought about Andres' pet donkey and what it must go through and the sympathy would overwhelm me.

:lol

 

[AndresON777]

Porque no

Can't wait till we destroy the rest of South America

 

[FootballFan]

I know it will never happen, even on PS3, but imagine Argentina - Portugal World Cup final in 2014. loooooooool