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[Regulus Tera]

Mi amor, can you describe to me how Mexico went out in the 2002 world cup?

Javier Aguirre happened. Why the fuck did he take Ramón Morales before half time when he had been the best player til then? And for el Matador Hernández? The latter had been amazing in France, but his pace had long been gone for him to even be considered to play in a match so crucial.

Bringing in an aging Alberto García Aspe didn't help either. Aguirre fucked us over, and he would fuck us over again in South Africa. Fucking Bofo.

edit: Also, fucking Rafa Márquez. What a thug.

 

[AndresON777]

I remember the '98 world cup were you got owned by Romania. :lol :lol :lol

Romania owned us worse in 94 actually. That is because we were a drug cartel country though. Dat betting money. Now we are a us commonwealth so we shall do better!

México hasn't gotten farther than us in the WC

 

[Koko]

Romania owned us worse in 94 actually. That is because we were a drug cartel country though. Dat betting money. Now we are a us commonwealth so we shall do better!

México hasn't gotten farther than us in the WC

One of these days we will play "El quinto partido"

 

[AndresON777]

Javier Aguirre happened. Why the fuck did he take Ramón Morales before half time when he had been the best player til then? And for el Matador Hernández? The latter had been amazing in France, but his pace had long been gone for him to even be considered to play in a match so crucial.

Bringing in an aging Alberto García Aspe didn't help either. Aguirre fucked us over, and he would fuck us over again in South Africa. Fucking Bofo.

edit: Also, fucking Rafa Márquez. What a thug.

Te quiero mucho I just like talking shit.

Fry, Bayern son unos pechos fríos que van a perder con Dortmund.

Seriously, Dortmund - Bayern final would be great.!

 

[Sviatoslav]

Romania owned us worse in 94 actually. That is because we were a drug cartel country though. Dat betting money. Now we are a us commonwealth so we shall do better!

México hasn't gotten farther than us in the WC

remind me again when has Colombia reached the quarter finals of the World Cup? Cause Mexico has done it twice.

Edit: Then again both those times Mexico were hosts. I mean even a minnow like Colombia won a Copa America that way.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Romania owned us worse in 94 actually. That is because we were a drug cartel country though. Dat betting money. Now we are a us commonwealth so we shall do better!

México hasn't gotten farther than us in the WC

Uh we've been to the quarterfinals twice. Admittedly at home soil, but at least we don't go around bragging about shit we haven't actually done, unlike other people.

 

[AndresON777]

One of these days we will play "El quinto partido"

It would be awesome if Colombia and Mexico se ven las caras en Brasil and we blow you out. Lol

 

[AndresON777]

remind me again when has Colombia reached the quarter finals of the World Cup? Cause Mexico has done it twice.

Edit: Then again both those times Mexico were hosts. I mean even a minnow like Colombia won a Copa America that way.

México lost to the us in 2002. Us got to the quarterfinals babe

 

[Regulus Tera]

México lost to the us in 2002. Us got to the quarterfinals babe

Since when are you a USA fan? Actually, bringing that game up is akin to bringing the 5-0 versus Argentina at RiBer's stadium. Grow up.

 

[Koko]

It would be awesome if Colombia and Mexico se ven las caras en Brasil and we blow you out. Lol

Let us qualify first; then we can talk shit.

 

[Yen]

You're not helping yourself saying that to two black people.

Why did you have to bring race into this Fry? You're as bad as Messi, or Arnie.

Spoiler

lol jk xoxo yolo

 

[AndresON777]

Uh we've been to the quarterfinals twice. Admittedly at home soil, but at least we don't go around bragging about shit we haven't actually done, unlike other people.

I blame espn deportes. Que significa cuando ustedes dicen que quieren el quinto partido?

 

[Fry]

Why did you have to bring race into this Fry? You're as bad as Messi, or Arnie.

Spoiler

lol jk xoxo yolo

Arnie is the worst. Django Sturridge was an all time low.

 

[AndresON777]

Since when are you a USA fan? Actually, bringing that game up is akin to bringing the 5-0 versus Argentina at RiBer's stadium. Grow up.

I don't hate the usa like you guys. Sure, they stole Panama but they killed that gonorrea Escobar

 

[Koko]

I blame espn deportes. Que significa cuando ustedes dicen que quieren el quinto partido?

Reach the Quarter Finals in a WC that is not celebrated in México

 

[Sviatoslav]

México lost to the us in 2002. Us got to the quarterfinals babe

Colombia is so bad you have to glory-hunt with the US National team. Truly sad.

 

[Messi]

Is see our wonderboy Tello was great today!

 

[Regulus Tera]

I blame espn deportes. Que significa cuando ustedes dicen que quieren el quinto partido?

Getting to the quarterfinals, basically. It's a really stupid buzzword. Colombia should try to make it to the primer partido.

 

[AndresON777]

Colombia is so bad you have to glory-hunt with the US National team. Truly sad.

Look at the current FIFA rankings to see how your country is doing in football. Our B team would crush Russia, babe

 

[Fry]

HAWT

 

[AndresON777]

Getting to the quarterfinals, basically. It's a really stupid buzzword. Colombia should try to make it to the primer partido.

Well to be fair we don't get automatic qualification. Don't act like it'd be so easy in CONMEBOL

 

[Sviatoslav]

Look at the current FIFA rankings to see how your country is doing in football. Our B team would crush Russia, babe

You're 6th and we're 10th. Huuuuuuuuuuuge difference there buddy. You couldn't even beat the lowly 18th ranked Brazil. And we'll murder then next month.

 

[AndresON777]

HAWT

Is this some huge Bayern gif post, Melo?

 

[Regulus Tera]

Well to be fair we don't get automatic qualification. Don't act like it'd be so easy in CONMEBOL

The sad part is that when you actually make it it's three and out! Poor Pibe Valderrama, born in the wrong country.

 

[Fry]

Is this some huge Bayern gif post, Melo?

LOL, no it's a pic.

 

[AndresON777]

You're 6th and we're 10th. Huuuuuuuuuuuge difference there buddy. You couldn't even beat the lowly 18th ranked Brazil. And we'll murder then next month.

Go play hockey. Russians can't even play in the elite European leagues. How many Russians play outside of your league? Is it because they're not good enough?

 

[AndresON777]

The sad part is that when you actually make it it's three and out! Poor Pibe Valderrama, born in the wrong country.

It wasn't in 1990 you adorable baby! We actually tied the champion German team in our group. Klinsmann was styled on by Higuita.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Go play hockey. Russians can't even play in the elite European leagues. How many Russians play outside of your league? Is it because they're not good enough?

It's because unlike the vapid waste that is the Colombian league, the Russian league(to Arnie's dismay) is good quality. And the foreigner limit means that Russian players are significantly more valuable to Russian teams than they would be to teams from other leagues. That's why our players don't leave. Look at Dzagoev from CSKA. Is he worth 25 million? Probably not, but they won't sell him for any cheaper than that.

And speaking of hockey, what a beast. <3 <3 <3

 

[Timurid]

^USA > soviets

Toro > Real Madrid

 

[MPW]

It's because unlike the vapid waste that is the Colombian league, the Russian league(to Arnie's dismay) is good quality. And the foreigner limit means that Russian players are significantly more valuable to Russian teams than they would be to teams from other leagues. That's why our players don't leave.

And speaking of hockey, what a beast. <3 <3 <3

my fav russian player will always be kovalev http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEP6yLH8sf4

 

[WAR recon zero]

i hate football saturdays. what's worth watching for tomorrow?

 

[Regulus Tera]

i hate football saturdays. what's worth watching for tomorrow?

Porn, but that's always worth watching.

 

[Timurid]

i hate football saturdays. what's worth watching for tomorrow?

Le Classico!!!!

 

[Sviatoslav]

my fav russian player will always be kovalev http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEP6yLH8sf4

The difference is that Datsyuk always brings it every game while Kovalev is a lazy cunt who only cares half the time.

 

[Fry]

i hate football saturdays. what's worth watching for tomorrow?

Beckham PSG debut.

 

[MPW]

The difference is that Datsyuk always brings it every game while Kovalev is a lazy cunt who only cares half the time.

i know

when kovy was ON, fuck, no one could stop him

 

[KidA Seven]

i hate football saturdays. what's worth watching for tomorrow?

El Plastico
Capital One Cup final

 

[Regulus Tera]

Hahahaha Boca Juniors lost again? I kinda want to see them relegated just for karma's sake. lol Bianchi

 

[AndresON777]

El Plastico
Capital One Cup final

I heard some gringo call it El Cashico

Dat oil money

 

[MPW]

El Plastico
Capital One Cup final

swansea to win and then laudrup to madrid!

 

[AndresON777]

i hate football saturdays. what's worth watching for tomorrow?

Milan derby parcero!

 

[K1LLER7]

I heard some gringo call it El Cashico

Dat oil money

thats on tomorrow

City v Chelsea

 

[Sloosha]

Ki to get a hattrick first goal for Swansea.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Swansea to lose and sell Michu to Russia the next day.

 

[LanceVance]

Yessss footy gaf fuck zabelata fuck johnson fuck simpson fuck cafu rafealllllllllllllllllll fuck you alll fafeal is the beast yesssssssssssssssss

 

[AndresON777]

Swansea to lose and sell Michu to Russia the next day.

Michu to Barça mi amor. How cold is it over there?
I lived in Bogotá for many years and it was freezing

 

[Sviatoslav]

Michu to Barça mi amor. How cold is it over there?
I lived in Bogotá for many years and it was freezing

What is "over there", exactly? Russia is the largest country in the world bro, lots of different climates.

 

[AndresON777]

What is "over there", exactly? Russia is the largest country in the world bro, lots of different climates.

Ugh, Zenit for example

 

[Sloosha]

BC is pretty cold though. Well, relative to Nevada.

 

[flippedb]

Derby time tomorrow. Crossing my fingers for Balo to play an amazing match.

Andrés, you drunk yet, parce?