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[Sviatoslav]

Ugh, Zenit for example

Obviously it's fucking cold in Saint Petersburg. It's the northernmost city in the world to have a population of over one million. But it's a beautiful city though.

BC is pretty cold though. Well, relative to Nevada.

BC isn't really that cold, it's just fucking wet. I hate the rain.

 

[AndresON777]

Derby time tomorrow. Crossing my fingers for Balo to play an amazing match.

Andrés, you drunk yet, parce?

Yes, claro. I keep thinking you're a Latin WoodenLung. That'd be my dream guy. Honestly I like Milan a lot. I think Zapata has a great future for Colombia

 

[flippedb]

Yes, claro. I keep thinking you're a Latin WoodenLung. That'd be my dream guy. Honestly I like Milan a lot. I think Zapata has a great future for Colombia

Pues posiblemente estés en lo correcto. Zapata is super solid, I'm actually amazed by how well he's been playing, considering the money Milan payed for him.

 

[Sloosha]

Obviously it's fucking cold in Saint Petersburg. It's the northernmost city in the world to have a population of over one million. But it's a beautiful city though.



BC isn't really that cold, it's just fucking wet. I hate the rain.

lol, yeah. Rained every day I was there.

 

[WAR recon zero]

Michu to Barça mi amor. How cold is it over there?
I lived in Bogotá for many years and it was freezing

Bogota is fucking warm compared to Russia.

Their balls have icicles and shit. They drink Vodka as coffee and Arshavin is their Pelè

 

[AndresON777]

Pues posiblemente estés en lo correcto. Zapata is super solid, I'm actually amazed by how well he's been playing, considering the money Milan payed for him.

Kid shows no fear, I like that. Honestly I don't care about club teams, I just care about Colombia.

 

[WAR recon zero]

Le Classico!!!!

That seems quite cool. Beckham's debut, I expect a few free kicks and great goals from Becks.

 

[AndresON777]

Bogota is fucking warm compared to Russia.

Their balls have icicles and shit. They drink Vodka as coffee and Arshavin is their Pelè

Usted es un costeño si o no? Take a shower with freezing water brah

 

[pulga]

Letters, what did you make of Bebe? Classy player isn't he?

^ Just like Pogba

Like Madrid's strikers

Like Rubentus' strikers.

Fuck you all.

Spanish is my first language and I don't know what the fuck Chicharito means

You don't know what a 'chicharo' is? The little round green beans.

 

[Koko]

Kid shows no fear, I like that. Honestly I don't care about club teams, I just care about Colombia.

With 26 he still considered a kid?

 

[WAR recon zero]

Usted es un costeño si o no? Take a shower with freezing water brah

I slept on my shorts in Bogotà with AC on.

Come at me bro

 

[pulga]

What time to we play tomorrow? Don't think Imma drink tonight again, might wake up early if if I have to.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Bogota is fucking warm compared to Russia.

Their balls have icicles and shit. They drink Vodka as coffee and Arshavin is their Pelè

Big country bro, depends on where it is. Sochi for example, the host of next year's winter Olympics:

 

[Salazar]

Yessss footy gaf fuck zabelata fuck johnson fuck simpson fuck cafu rafealllllllllllllllllll fuck you alll fafeal is the beast yesssssssssssssssss

 

[AndresON777]

What time to we play tomorrow? Don't think Imma drink tonight again, might wake up early if if I have to.

PSG plays at 3 brah

 

[pulga]

Yessss footy gaf fuck zabelata fuck johnson fuck simpson fuck cafu rafealllllllllllllllllll fuck you alll fafeal is the beast yesssssssssssssssss

Cristiano and Ozil made a fool out of him.

PSG plays at 3 brah

Dont confuse me for timerda.

 

[KidA Seven]

Ki to get a hattrick first goal for Swansea.

I hope it's a blooter.

 

[pulga]

Cuauhtémoc? Easily the best Mexican player of all time. Dude deserved a longer career in Europe, but that injury got him.

Sammy Caballero made a fool out of him.

 

[WAR recon zero]

PSG plays at 3 brah

EST? PST? MST? DF Time? Atlanta Time?

 

[AndresON777]

Big country bro, depends on where it is. Sochi for example, the host of next year's winter Olympics:

He's from Barranquilla or something. I'm from Bogotá, compare the difference in temperature. Now, that's my boy but he doesn't know cold

 

[KidA Seven]

Cristiano and Ozil made a fool out of him.




Dont confuse me for timerda.

Be careful what you say about Rafa. If you shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out.

 

[Sviatoslav]

He's from Barranquilla or something. I'm from Bogotá, compare the difference in temperature. Now, that's my boy but he doesn't know cold

My hometown has a daily mean of -18 C in January. You don't know cold either. They used to cancel school if it went below -40 C!

 

[WAR recon zero]

36ºC on the seats
42ºC on the pitch
200ºC on Falcao

You don't know hot. Uruguayans and Argentinians beg for the ref to stop the match to drink water.

 

[Sviatoslav]

36ºC on the seats
42ºC on the pitch
200ºC on Falcao

You don't know hot. Uruguayans and Argentinians beg for the ref to stop the match to drink water.

How warm is it inside a donkey though?

And Falcao couldn't handle Moscow(hey that rhymes!). Eliminated by Rubin Kazan, how shameful.

 

[AndresON777]

My hometown has a daily mean of -18 C in January. You don't know cold either. They used to cancel school if it went below -40 C!

You sound like a spoiled brat that's always lived in Canada

36ºC on the seats
42ºC on the pitch
200ºC on Falcao

You don't know hot. Uruguayans and Argentinians beg for the ref to stop the match to drink water.

I won't argue with you. How are we beating Venezuela next month?

 

[WAR recon zero]

How warm is it inside a donkey though?

And Falcao couldn't handle Moscow(hey that rhymes!). Eliminated by Rubin Kazan, how shameful.

Donkey's are the past bro.

Chickens are the new hot pussys arround here.

I would post a video but I don't want to get banned

 

[Timurid]

Donkey's are the past bro.

Chickens are the new hot pussys arround here.

I would post a video but I don't want to get banned

That's Andres' cousin from Nicaragua.

 

[Sviatoslav]

You sound like a spoiled brat that's always lived in Canada

My hometown.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irkutsk Middle of Siberia.

I won't argue with you. How are we beating Venezuela next month?

You won't. Dat Salomon Rondon.

 

[Sloosha]

 

[WAR recon zero]

I won't argue with you. How are we beating Venezuela next month?

It's going to be tough. However we have a killer forward and a nice defense that completely destroyed Farça in San Siro.

I'd be happy with a tie. We must destroy Bolivia tho. Numeros uno en futbol y Coca bro

 

[WAR recon zero]

that son of a bitch there made a goal in the icicle.

Simeone is a dumb fuck

 

[AndresON777]

Salomon Rondon wouldn't even start for Colombia. I can't wait for Argentina. We'll give Messi some smokes to slow him down

 

[flippedb]

So, this dude Kevin Constant, a Milan Defender, got the nickname "Horsedick Constant" on an AC Milan forum I go to. Someone posted this picture to illustrate his newly acquired name

Horsedick Constant, people.

It's going to be tough. However we have a killer forward and a nice defense that completely destroyed Farça in San Siro.

I'd be happy with a tie. We must destroy Bolivia tho. Numeros uno en futbol y Coca bro

One Colombian defender played with Milan. One defender.

 

[Timurid]

One Colombian defender played with Milan. One defender.

2 colombians. Yepes and Zapata

 

[Sviatoslav]

that son of a bitch there made a goal in the icicle.

Simeone is a dumb fuck

So many lols were had.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NWU1cd3LN98#t=49s

 

[Koko]

2 colombians. Yepes and Zapata

Yepes didn't play that game Timerda

 

[Timurid]

Yepes didn't play that game Timerda

 

[WAR recon zero]

So, this dude Kevin Constant, a Milan Defender, got the nickname "Horsedick Constant" on an AC Milan forum I go to. Someone posted this picture to illustrate his newly acquired name

Horsedick Constant, people.


One Colombian defender played with Milan. One defender.

And one assist! :v

 

[Sviatoslav]

Salomon Rondon wouldn't even start for Colombia. I can't wait for Argentina. We'll give Messi some smokes to slow him down

And not a single Colombian player would start in Russia's back 5. What's your point?

 

[AndresON777]

Yepes didn't play that game Timerda

Timerda is as dumb as Zlatan. Zapata hand ball assist was bitter sweet tho

 

[AndresON777]

And not a single Colombian player would start in Russia's back 5. What's your point?

Akinfeev isn't better than Ospina brah

 

[Timurid]

Timerda is as dumb as Zlatan. Zapata hand ball assist was bitter sweet tho

I feel honor that you're comparing me to one of the greatest players of this generation.


Ospina, Fatcow, Loldriguez, jackshit, and Zapshit are shit.

 

[Fry]

Timerda is as dumb as Zlatan. Zapata hand ball assist was bitter sweet tho

Zlatan is less dumb than Falcoa.

 

[AndresON777]

I feel honor that you're comparing me to one of the greatest players of this generation.

Te quiero mucho. Even though you're a pendejo lol

 

[AndresON777]

Zlatan is less dumb than Falcoa.

Ni sabes escribir mi o portugués pendejo. Te quiero mucho but Baryern es basura baby

 

[Sviatoslav]

Akinfeev isn't better than Ospina brah

Lol, it's not even close. Educate yourself boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6xYvDvdcYA

Akinfeev hasn't let it a goal for the national team in 18 months. Anti pecho frio.

 

[Fry]

Ni sabes escribir mi o portugués pendejo. Te quiero mucho but Baryern es basura baby

 

[AndresON777]

Lol, it's not even close. Educate yourself boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6xYvDvdcYA

Akinfeev hasn't let it a goal for the national team in 18 months. Anti pecho frio.

You said you had Fifa on 360. I'll kill Russia with Colombia

 

[Sviatoslav]

You said you had Fifa on 360. I'll kill Russia with Colombia

Don't have xbox live. And from what FootballFan was saying, you're pretty terrible at Fifa anyway.

 

[AndresON777]

Don't have xbox live. And from what FootballFan was saying, you're pretty terrible at Fifa anyway.

Lame. I can probably get you a free trial tho. Yeah, I've had bad losses but my record speaks for itself.

I drink a lot so occasionally I lose big, whatever. You scared pendejo?