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[FootballFan]

Timerda is garbage. Look at my record. I drank a litre of vodka last night and woke up at division 2.

Psn is for frauds like you and Timerda

But see that is why you aren't as good as you say. The only way I would get to division 2 is by being relegated.

 

[AndresON777]

But see that is why you aren't as good as you say. The only way I would get to division 2 is by being relegated.

Exactly on Psn. All of the elite players are on xbl. I'll get a ps4 just to crush your sorry ass

 

[Broder Salsa]

Exactly on Psn. All of the elite players are on xbl. I'll get a ps4 just to crush your sorry ass

All the elite are on PC. Console kids wouldn't know what to do against the greats of us.

 

[AndresON777]

All the elite are on PC. Console kids wouldn't know what to do against the greats of us.

Nerds on nice rigs. Tu eres muy lindo though.

I wish we could make love but nope, I love that idiot

 

[FootballFan]

I'm afraid ever since amazoning it.

lolololol damnnnnn

 

[Plasma]

Not sure if it's been posted yet but they're making a Bergkamp statue to put outside the Emirates.

 

[Alpende]

That's pretty cool.

 

[Lightning]

Not sure if it's been posted yet but they're making a Bergkamp statue to put outside the Emirates.

Fucking deserved. Ohh yeah!!!!!!

That looks awesome and take a bow Dennis Bergkamp and thank you for everything you did for our club!

 

[Yen]

Youtube vid if anyone wants to see how I smashed Timurid on Fifa.

:lol

 

[dc89]

Y'all better look out.

 

[Kamakazie!]

Southhampton would first need to be able to afford him lol

Anyway i wasn't taking a piss at you, sorry it came off that way. I just feel Messi is not in the same league as Maradona thats all (my opinion)

Not in the same league? What is it with rediculous hyperbole when in comes to football, actually everything on here?

Anyway, Messi is already as good as Maradona. It doesn't matter what he does at International level. Neither does having the benefit of a great club team around him.

Messi, Maradona, Pele, Best, Ronaldo... at their level it's just personal preference and splitting hairs.

 

[Heart Attack]

Some stupid under 20 tournament. This is the kind of dumb shit he watches since he's a Chivas fan

great minds think alike

 

[AndresON777]

great minds think alike

Lol. I like him though so I can't front

 

[AndresON777]

Vamos United!!!

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Vamos United!!!

Yes.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Ramos United.

Nerds on nice rigs. Tu eres muy lindo though.

I wish we could make love but nope, I love that idiot

You wouldn't believe the power of believe fc, you people wouldn't stand a cahnce.

 

[Yurt]

If you want to get smooth balls, shave them with women's razors. No blood, no pain and it's fast. The cream method is good but it takes too damn long.

Edit: 10 pages late, sorry.

 

[FootballFan]

If you want to get smooth balls, shave them with women's razors. No blood, no pain and it's fast. The cream method is good but it takes too damn long.

Edit: 10 pages late, sorry.

Not really man, there's a post about it just 12 posts above yours lol.

 

[KidA Seven]

Not sure if it's been posted yet but they're making a Bergkamp statue to put outside the Emirates.

Should have hired this guy to do Fergie's statue.

 

[Phantast2k]

I bet you could take this and Henry's statue and merge/shop them into having sexual intercourse.

lol @ the media calling today's game (Cuntyern vs. Dortmund) a classico.

 

[Yurt]

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

:lol

Barca-mobile

 

[bjaelke]

Wenger Knows Best ‏@wengerknowsbest
Is there to be a statue of Dennis Bergkamp outside the stadium? Yes. Will it have better technique than Giroud? I don't know about that.

I bet you could take this and Henry's statue and merge/shop them into having sexual intercourse.

lol @ the media calling today's game (Cuntyern vs. Dortmund) a classico.

Dortmund - Bayern May 4th. Yay or nay? I'll be in the area that day and thinking about going.

 

[Yurt]

Pirlo in La Repubblica: "Conte is a great coach, but if he were to go abroad, he'd have to learn the language well to make himself understood because communicating is v.important for him. But I'm sure he'd impose himself elsewhere too."

"Someone told me [that a club had made an offer for me in the summer]. It made me happy given my age. But I chose to stay."

Pirlo on being man-marked: "Given that it was a treatment once reserved solely for No.10s, it makes me proud."

Timerda, was it PSG?

 

[rvy]

Fuck the Messy.

This is the real GOAT. Destroying Barça defenses while Messy was still eating his own boogers and watching Kun-Kun.

 

[Blablurn]

Wenger Knows Best ‏@wengerknowsbest
Is there to be a statue of Dennis Bergkamp outside the stadium? Yes. Will it have better technique than Giroud? I don't know about that.

Dortmund - Bayern May 4th. Yay or nay? I'll be in the area that day and thinking about going.

to the stadium? I'm sure its already sold out!

 

[bjaelke]

to the stadium? I'm sure its already sold out!

But it's a league game. Why would anyone want to go if it's already decided?

 

[Ushojax]

dat BAE

AVB, never play Vertonghen at LB again. NEVER.

 

[FootballFan]

Timerda, was it PSG?

He won't answer bro. He is hiding. Did you see what I did to him on FIFA earlier?

Youtube vid if anyone wants to see how I smashed Timurid on Fifa.

 

[Yurt]

He won't answer bro. He is hiding. Did you see what I did to him on FIFA earlier?

Holy shit.

to the stadium? I'm sure its already sold out!

Sold out doesn't necessarily mean sold out. You can still find tickets with 'third parties'.

 

[rvy]

 

[Phantast2k]

Dortmund - Bayern May 4th. Yay or nay? I'll be in the area that day and thinking about going.

Uh, sure. Last time's been awesome:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lldtpusHPM
Even though I've only been a stewart/security - and you know why? Because it has been impossible to find tickets even with a 3x markup, lol
But this time around it should be easier since we're not playing for the championship anymore.
Places to get tickets online:
https://www.eventimsports.de/shop/20/home (they'll send to you, maybe even outside of Germany)
http://www.kartenvorverkauf-rupprecht.de/ (they'll send it to you (Germany only) or you'll need to collect them, though they might close early on match day)
http://www.kartenvorverkauf-krause.de/ (same as Rupprecht, afaik)

But even there it's basically just leftovers (after the club members have been served...or not, even as a club member you can easily end up without a ticket).

I'd offer to meet up with you, but I have no idea where I'll be in may.

////

But it's a league game. Why would anyone want to go if it's already decided?

The stadium sells out for like 5-6y straight (no matter the performance or venue), shit's nuts - we need a bigger stadium despite the 80k capacity :|

 

[Blablurn]

wont be able to watch tonights game :-( I'm afraid we will lose (

 

[Blablurn]

oh shit, could this be our new shirt?

 

[FootballFan]

Holy shit.

I did it for Juve-GAF, who were nicer than the rest during the clasico. Because as you can see there are still even Benfica fans posting GIFs here lol.

He blamed the internets and lag but Timu if you read this come back. You are still one of my favourites.

 

[Oxx]

Deep white collars look awful. Remember that Everton shirt?

 

[rvy]

Clásico doesn't end when the game is over.

 

[Alpende]

oh shit, could this be our new shirt?

I'm not a fan.

 

[FootballFan]

Clásico doesn't end when the game is over.

Well there is another Clasico soon. But let me guess it doesn't matter.

19 point lead would be magical. As long as the stupid Cesc-Iniesta thing isnt used, it is highly likely.

 

[bjaelke]

Uh, sure. Last time's been awesome:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lldtpusHPM
Even though I've only been a stewart/security - and you know why? Because it has been impossible to find tickets even with a 3x markup, lol
But this time around it should be easier since we're not playing for the championship anymore.
Places to get tickets online:
https://www.eventimsports.de/shop/20/home (they'll send to you, maybe even outside of Germany)
http://www.kartenvorverkauf-rupprecht.de/ (they'll send it to you (Germany only) or you'll need to collect them, though they might close early on match day)
http://www.kartenvorverkauf-krause.de/ (same as Rupprecht, afaik)

But even there it's basically just leftovers (after the club members have been served...or not, even as a club member you can easily end up without a ticket).

I'd offer to meet up with you, but I have no idea where I'll be in may.

////

The stadium sells out for like 5-6y straight (no matter the performance or venue), shit's nuts - we need a bigger stadium despite the 80k capacity :|

Maybe I'll just hang around outside the stadium then and enjoy the atmosphere while eating a snitzel. Just thought it would be cool to go now that my company has sent me to the area for a trade fair. Thanks for the information. I'll try to see if something pops up.

 

[rvy]

Well there is another Clasico soon. But let me guess it doesn't matter.

19 point lead would be magical. As long as the stupid Cesc-Iniesta thing isnt used, it is highly likely.

Every Clásico matters, the shitstorms are awesome.

 

[Vivalaraza]

here you go, a bunch of Liverpool fans around the world

Oh my God :lolololol

 

[confuziz]

Van Marwijk is (most likely) going to be the new coach of FC Twente (starting next season).

 

[Linius]

Van Marwijk is (most likely) going to be the new coach of FC Twente (starting next season).

It's confirmed by sources from inside the club.

Lol, Bertje!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Vegas looks shite

 

[Vivalaraza]

Cesc's problem at Barca is that he just isn't as good as Xavi, Iniesta and Busquets.

Harsh truth. They're a level above him. Barca are compromising Iniesta for him.

 

[Linius]

Listen kid.

Maradona won the world cup and took his team to the finals second time around.

Maradona took a low budget team like Napoli to the championship and won.

He didn't have the luxury Messi has at Barcalona.

Thus, Maradona is the greatest football ever to have lived. I still remember Italia 90. go grab the DVDs from your local library then come back to me after that.

You're wrong. It was Cruyff.

 

[Fry]

BAAAAYEEEEEEEEEERN

 

[xintin]

oh shit, could this be our new shirt?

matches the description in the early catalog adidas has sent out. AC Milan are using a similar template for their away kit next year too (they're also the adidas club in gold this year after Real, Bayern, Chelsea and CSKA).

Bayern's away next year is supposedly Oktoberfest inspired in "running white and mustang brown" and the third is mostly teal.

 

[Yurt]

Pogba is the first teenager to score at least 5 goals in a Serie A season for Juve since Del Piero.

I did it for Juve-GAF, who were nicer than the rest during the clasico. Because as you can see there are still even Benfica fans posting GIFs here lol.

You're wrong. It was Cruyff.

You're wronger. It was Platini.