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[Meier]

Was going through my Bayern-BVB gifs

http://i.minus.com/iQlPbaDkMretp.gif[IMG]

dat pass man.[/QUOTE]

Great pass but a lot of luck required to actually reach his target there.

 

[AndresON777]

:lol you cunt

You remind me of my brother. I love you Fry. Especially since I started watching Futurama!

 

[Fry]

OMG

:lol

 

[AndresON777]

Fuck Bayern.

They are the best in the world tho

 

[feel]

You think they had lesbian sex? Cause I'm imagining it right now.

Yes, yes they did. If anyone tells you otherwise they're lying goddamit!

 

[Linius]

OMG

:lol

This can't be real :lol

 

[kharma45]

OMG

:lol

I don't see it

 

[Fry]

This can't be real :lol

It is: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/...nich-borussia-dortmund-german-cup?INTCMP=SRCH

Kharma: do they even need to say Arjen is on the right?

 

[Ushojax]

Sagna still injured... Bloody hell. Gareth Bale against Carl Jenkinson. Life's not fair.

Actually Jenkinson will likely be dealing more with Holtby than Bale. Bale is going to be playing down the middle and tussling with this man:

I expect we will line up:

Lloris
Walker Dawson Vertonghen Assou-Ekotto
Parker Dembele
Lennon Bale Holtby
Adebayor

Defoe is fit again so he may start, Sigurdsson may also start instead of Holtby.

 

[Frustrated_me]

"That way? K.."

This is hilarious.. Ronaldo is such a boss.

 

[feel]

It's standard procedure, someone who doesn't recognize the player might think that's the name of the mascot.

That being said it made me chuckle.

 

[FootballFan]

"¿Cómo está Tito? Quiero que le transmitas mi ánimo y apoyo para que se recupere pronto."

What Mourinho said to Roura before the match, what a huge cunt.

Maybe he wants to be nice for once to Tito. Considering all the crap he did before.

You know...like poking him in the eye, then asking "tito? who is tito? I don't know that name" then not apologising for anything etc. Least he can do is wish him well.

 

[Timurid]

Actually Jenkinson will likely be dealing more with Holtby than Bale. Bale is going to be playing down the middle and tussling with this man:

I expect we will line up:

Lloris
Walker Dawson Vertonghen Assou-Ekotto
Parker Dembele
Lennon Bale Holtby
Adebayor

Defoe is fit again so he may start, Sigurdsson may also start instead of Holtby.

When will Sandro and Kaboul be back?

 

[Yurt]

It is: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/...nich-borussia-dortmund-german-cup?INTCMP=SRCH

Kharma: do they even need to say Arjen is on the right?

With his injury record that mascot was on the pitch for more minutes than him this season.

 

[Fry]

With his injury record that mascot was on the pitch for more minutes than him this season.

Fuck Pogba

 

[feel]

Maybe he wants to be nice for once to Tito. Considering all the crap he did before.

You know...like poking him in the eye, then asking "tito? who is tito? I don't know that name" then not apologising for anything etc. Least he can do is wish him well.

He knew him by Francesc Vilanova maybe? And he actually said he was full of regret for it and apologized to him for that a while ago during a handshake before a Classico. Let it go, Tito did..

 

[AndresON777]

I inherited awesome cleats. Yay!

 

[Yurt]

Fuck Pogba

He's not my type.

But I'd take him over no make up Jennifer Lawrence.

 

[Slizz]

He's not my type.

But I'd take him over no make up Jennifer Lawrence.

But she smokes weed now. Even more of a keeper.

 

[Yurt]

But she smokes weed now. Even more of a keeper.

She's more of a keeper than Valdes that's for sure.

(sorry

)

 

[AndresON777]

When will Sandro and Kaboul be back?

I sent you a pm pendejo

 

[Broder Salsa]

You know...like poking him in the eye, then asking "tito? who is tito? I don't know that name" then not apologising for anything etc. Least he can do is wish him well.

Truly a gift from God

 

[Slizz]

She's more of a keeper than Valdes that's for sure.

(sorry

)

I feel like it wouldn't take much for her to let something slip in.

 

[Linius]

So hyped for my new phone, it should finally arrive tomorrow

 

[AndresON777]

So hyped for my new phone, it should finally arrive tomorrow

Android, I hope. What kind,? I'm posting in cleats:lol

 

[Linius]

Android, I hope. What kind,? I'm posting in cleats:lol

Yep, Xperia Z.

 

[Yurt]

I feel like it wouldn't take much for her to let something slip in.

Ahahah brilliant!

 

[FootballFan]

Truly a gift from God

Pep would not gift the world such a disrespectful translator.

 

[LegoArmo]

Yep, Xperia Z.

I got mine today, it is SEX.

 

[kharma45]

I got mine today, it is SEX.

Z looks nice, would've liked to have seen the ZL come to the UK too.

 

[Linius]

I got mine today, it is SEX.

That's good to hear. Tossed it in a pool of water already?

 

[LegoArmo]

That's good to hear. Tossed it in a pool of water already?

I'm scared. What if it's all a lie?!

 

[Slizz]

I'm scared. What if it's all a lie?!

Lol. If I bought that in a store I'd bring my own cup of water to dunk it in. Do it right on the spot.

 

[Linius]

I'm scared. What if it's all a lie?!

I don't I'll ever push my luck with the water thing

Lol. If I bought that in a store I'd bring my own cup of water to dunk it in. Do it right on the spot.

So, first order of business. Toss this damn phone in the water :lol

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Truly a gift from God

Please Based Mou, never leave Real Madrid, although we're not worthy.

 

[Timurid]

Please Based Mou, never leave Real Madrid, although we're not worthy.

He's coming to Paris.

 

[AndresON777]

It's waterproof? Fuck you guys

 

[FootballFan]

He's coming to Paris.

Along with Valdes and Ronaldo? Wow PSG going all out.

 

[Tc91]

Sooooooo tempted to buy that Wii U premium bundle for £225 on Zavvi.

Using a website I found about on Hotukdeals called Flubit. Anyone heard of it? Apparently they find a better deal for you or something.

 

[Sviatoslav]

So Domenico Criscito who hasn't played for 4 months finally comes back and plays a half against Liverpool is now out again and needs knee surgery. Poor guy.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Along with Valdes and Ronaldo? Wow PSG going all out.

I don't understand.

Valdes will probably be good on the bench though.

 

[Linius]

It's waterproof? Fuck you guys

It enables you to watch porn under the show, how neat is that?

 

[AndresON777]

So Domenico Criscito who hasn't played for 4 months finally comes back and plays a half against Liverpool is now out again and needs knee surgery. Poor guy.

Along with Valdes and Ronaldo? Wow PSG going all out.

It enables you to watch porn under the show, how neat is that?

Fuck you. Lol

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

He's coming to Paris.

If Madrid wins the CL he stays.

Spoiler

Probably not, fuck you Casillas!

Along with Valdes and Ronaldo? Wow PSG going all out.

Just in time to get Bale!

Those 100€ million will get good use.

 

[Slizz]

Jennifer Lawrence smoking weed thread is infinitely better than the other J. Law thread. Some hilarious shit.

 

[Timurid]

Along with Valdes and Ronaldo? Wow PSG going all out.

valdes lol no one wants that trash.

Rooney's agent is shooting out rumors about a move to PSG, but i think he wants a new contract at utd.

 

[FootballFan]

I don't understand.

Valdes will probably be good on the bench though.

Ancelotti has seen Valdes' talent of being able to get from one side of the pitch to the other when running to the ref, sees him as a great future water boy.

So Domenico Criscito who hasn't played for 4 months finally comes back and plays a half against Liverpool is now out again and needs knee surgery. Poor guy.

Poor crisCHEATo. Wasn't he kicked out of the Italian squad for the Euros because of some betting crap?

 

[Empty]

i've noticed quite a few mourinho reaction gifs being used in o/t recently. i approve.

 

[Linius]

Jennifer Lawrence smoking weed thread is infinitely better than the other J. Law thread. Some hilarious shit.

And one of our own created the thread. Ain't that something.

 

[Slizz]

And one of our own created the thread. Ain't that something.

Didn't even realize that.....lol.

Great thread, GAF is truly hilarious.