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Football Thread |OT20| What's that smell?

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avaya

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Pellegrini is shit.

Arabia following up on buying shitty managers.

Should have gone balls out for Mourinho. Idiots.
 

Wilbur

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Ribery is a cunt. Hypocritical fucking mong who has no problem porking a teenager but cries when someone pours some fucking stout on his skinny frankenstein head

edit: oh is it fake? Still... CUNT

SSN seem to think Brighton have suspended Poyet and all backroom staff.

#PellegriniPoyetFuture

Good.

Poyet is a bellend and dragging Brighton down.

Not the Everton job, surely?
 
Well, he is right on about FFP. All it is going to do is keep those who are currently in power and bringing in large revenues in the same position. Without outside investment, lower table teams will never truly challenge with any level of consistency.

This was confirmed as a nothing story earlier this week. The beer was non-alcoholic and the quotes from Ribery are fake.
He is - just find it funny that they've turned on him en masse.
 

Meier

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Koko

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Best goal of the season was this one:

benzo.gif


Complete

Fuck the haters
 

Linius

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Best goal of the season was this one:

http://paddypowerblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/benzo.gif?w=610[/IMG

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESMiLSpdzjY]Complete[/url]

[spoiler]Fuck the haters[/spoiler][/QUOTE]

Nah, fucking shit goal from a fucking shit club by a fucking shit player.

[spoiler]Did I mention it's fucking shit?[/spoiler]
 

Meier

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Was looking at the La Liga page. Beñat is a yellow machine! He's got 16 this season (in 31 games).. sheesh! :lol Haven't heard much about him in some time.. wonder if Pellegrini will be interested or not.

It's happening!

http://i.imgur.com/4Ka6u9d.png[IMG][/QUOTE]

Pardew could only dream of having Roberto's luxurious hair.
 
I forgot to mention earlier, but the England squad makes for such incredibly depressing reading.

The only player that excites me there is the Ox. Everyone else is a known and extremely dull quantity.
 
I forgot to mention earlier, but the England squad makes for such incredibly depressing reading.

The only player that excites me there is the Ox. Everyone else is a known and extremely dull quantity.

Sturridge is the only player in the squad who is consistently unpredictable. Everyone else is mechanical, for better or worse. Johnson, Welbeck, Gerrard and Rooney can pull off the spectacular, but they rarely try it, especially with England.
 

Meier

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biased, but Benfica's goal vs Sporting is goal of the season for me (needs a better gif):

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B1RwbxRd9Xg/UXReLGVs24I/AAAAAAAABSw/wKowKemMTQU/s1600/limascp.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

Yeah, that goal was absolutely amazing. I think most would agree it's the goal of the season.

The Umtiti one against Spurs is probably the best thunderstrike IMO.
 
sir aled next season can u pls start shinji in the honoured number 10 hole? i throw thanks tomorrow

some1 answer me: is sir from scotland or alaska??
 
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Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiii

Can't wait, not even sure why. I'll probably barely use the bastard
 
Sturridge is the only player in the squad who is consistently unpredictable. Everyone else is mechanical, for better or worse. Johnson, Welbeck, Gerrard and Rooney can pull off the spectacular, but they rarely try it, especially with England.

That's my problem, it's like they all try their level best not to express themselves. I wish we had a manager that would tell them that it's ok to fuck up and lose the ball if you would at least try something remotely ambitious.
 

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Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiii

Can't wait, not even sure why. I'll probably barely use the bastard

Good job Mr. McAwesomesauce.
 
Yeah, that goal was absolutely amazing. I think most would agree it's the goal of the season.

The Umtiti one against Spurs is probably the best thunderstrike IMO.

That and Rafael joint winners for the 'Best shot twatted into the top corner before the keeper can even move his feet' award :p
 

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Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiii

Can't wait, not even sure why. I'll probably barely use the bastard

Good job Mr. McAwesomesauce.

Word up.

great phone.
 
That's my problem, it's like they all try their level best not to express themselves. I wish we had a manager that would tell them that it's ok to fuck up and lose the ball if you would at least try something remotely ambitious.

Exactly. The only flair we ever get is the odd attempted Rooney chip, and bit of Gerrard skill when he's on the wing

It can be summed up like this: 'James Milner is the embodiment of the England team'

Plodding, unspectacular, hard-working, not particularly effective or strong in any area.
 
Oh man, I just laughed out loud. JT even had his boots embroidered with Amsterdam 2013. That guy is a riot.

He'd have had those done well in advance of finding out he wasn't in the squad. No offense, but people are just looking too hard for things to mock him for now
 
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