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[Zabojnik]

... did they bring anyone in who was established in January?

Nope. They established what a joke club they are by selling Coutinho for 8M pounds though.

 

[KidA Seven]

Upton's hips and arse are weird, and no I'm not one of these sharp knees types. Look at them, they're really not normal lol

This. Like what the fuck.


Still would if I was lucky enough.

 

[Sviatoslav]

So why did Mazzarri leave Napoli to join Inter exactly?

 

[Meier]

Losing Coutinho destroyed their team spirit.

FM wonderkid btw.

 

[Yurt]

Yikes, I knew they had a shitty second half but that really illustrates it. Yikes. They lost Sneijder and added Kovacic.. did they bring anyone in who was established in January?

Tommaso Rocchi (35), Ezequiel Schelotto (Atalanta), Zdravko Kuzmanovic (Stuttgart) and Juan Pablo Carrizo (Lazio).

They sold Coutinho to raise funds (or free a spot?) for Paulinho.

Paulinho is still in Brazil.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

FM wonderkid btw.

Already knew about him from August 2010 from *shock horror* watching an Inter game

 

[Broder Salsa]

FM wonderkid btw.

He paled in comparison to the great Freddy Adu though.

I still remember my FM friend calling me and just yelling about how Adu had just come onto the pitch for Benfica in some CL match. It was a good moment to see him, a bit sadder a few years later when he was on trial (and got rejected) by a bottom league danish team lol

 

[rodvik]

@bentekechris20 3h
Amazing that a frenchspeaking journalist understands what I really said. I guess that the dutchspeaking journalist need some french lessons

Putting my lighter away.

 

[Kenka]

So why did Mazzarri leave Napoli to join Inter exactly?

For his defence, nobody would have predicted the impressive resurrection of Napoli would coincidate with a decline of Inter.

 

[Clegg]

Javier Saviola never quite made it after being given wonderkid status in championship manager.

He's had a decent career though. Scored plenty of goals and played for some very big teams. But he never became one of the best in the world like a lot of people thought he would.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wait, Stramaccioni got sacked?

 

[Meier]

He paled in comparison to the great Freddy Adu though.

The great American hope! He is playing in Brazil this year. I think our next best thing since Adu is Junior Flores -- he's only 16 but has already signed for Dortmund.

Edit: Looks like he is 17 now. He's actually with the team in London right now and will watch the final.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The great American hope! I think our next best thing since him is Junior Flores -- he's only 16 but has already signed for Dortmund.

He'll be in the Portuguese second division in 4 years' time. Book it

 

[dc89]

dcitk89 sources can reveal City will bid for Luis Suarez.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Upton's hips and arse are weird, and no I'm not one of these sharp knees types. Look at them, they're really not normal lol

Don't look that weird, I've seen worse. Linius' love from modern family.

Yeah, it's not like she's ugly or anything but again, in that Rikku picture she looks so much better. Every part of her looks fake now. Face, boobs, etc. Even when not in the Lollipop getup, she looks like a porn actress. Not for me.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[rodvik]

dcitk89 sources can reveal City will bid for Luis Suarez.

Perfect.

 

[Linius]

Love from Modern Family? If you mean Sarah Hyland, I don't have a celeb crush on her. Though she's a nice face on TV.

Gimme Zooey or Alison

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I trust this dcitk89 fella more than I do Turok at least


Keep your filthy, oil-stained fingers off of our pearl.


That bird in Shameless is the best-looking woman on TV. Emmy Rosseau or something

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Interesting tweet from someone BeardedGenius seems to trust:

Pilib de Brún ‏@Malachians

Spoke to an Everton player today who seems to think that Fellaini to United is an absolute cert, Fellaini hopeful to it would seem.

 

[Meier]

He'll be in the Portuguese second division in 4 years' time. Book it

Could be, but I hope not! Someone needs to make a proper HD highlight reel for him. There are just videos from his time with the USMNT U-17s.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Kate Upton is incredibly overrated and nothing more but an overweight bikini model with huge knockers, no hips nor ass and a stache.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Kate Upton is incredibly overrated and nothing more but an overweight bikini model with huge knockers, no hips nor ass and a stache.

Yep. I'd rather bum Taylor Swift

*nudge-nudge wink-wink*

 

[Linius]

Kate Upton is incredibly overrated and nothing more but an overweight bikini model with huge knockers, no hips nor ass and a stache.

 

[phaze]

Yann M’Vila, Rubin Kazan

Once a target for seemingly every top club in Europe, many decided against signing M'Vila because of his apparent disciplinary problems. With France’s U-21 side he was suspended for organising an unauthorised night out with fellow members of the squad -- he’s suspended from the national team until next year -- then later was the victim of an embarrassing robbery by two prostitutes.

Incredibly, M’Vila has run into trouble in this respect again -- and faces jail if found guilty of sleeping with a 15-year-old prostitute in Russia. His on-field performance barely seems relevant given his legal problems, but he’s hardly excelled in his four league appearances. http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/tacticsandanalysis/id/1438?cc=5901

wow just wow

Seems like we dodged a bullet then.

Javier Saviola never quite made it after being given wonderkid status in championship manager.

He's had a decent career though. Scored plenty of goals and played for some very big teams. But he never became one of the best in the world like a lot of people thought he would.

Saviola was one my favorite players in the early 2000's. Shame Barca and Real didn't work for him.

 

[bud]

Whenever I listen to The Shins I feel like picking up my guitar to only realise I can't play for shit

haha, i don't know, man. i just love that one song, i guess.

 

[Slizz]

Would rather 1 time bang Upton. Wife Swift.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I feel so sorry for that guy becoming the unwilling face of basement-dwelling nerds with ridiculously disproportionate standards

Who is he anyway?

 

[Carbonox]

I'd wear Kate Upton like a horse's feedbag.

 

[KidA Seven]

Would rather fuck all the Victorious girls. I know wooden is with me.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Imagine how good the atmosphere would have been tomorrow if UEFA weren't such corporate ball-bags.

If I became head of UEFA, ticket allocations would be my first remit.


Victoria Justice is also fit as fuck

 

[Linius]

haha, i don't know, man. i just love that one song, i guess.

Pink Bullets is one of my faves too, dem lyrics.

But I love most of their music. They're one of my top bands on Last.fm.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Would rather fuck all the Victorious girls. I know wooden is with me.

Not Daniella Monet.

 

[Wilbur]

I'd like to line all attractive females up along a wall and get each one to give me a three minute blow job. Whichever one was best becomes my prize

 

[Meier]

Made this gif from one of the videos of Flores on Youtube. This is from 2011 so he was only 14 or 15 here. U-17 game versus Brazil.. nice move and then an assist on the cross.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

When do the preseason games start? Feels like the season ended ages ago

 

[KidA Seven]

Not Daniella Monet.

I didn't know her name otherwise I would have specifically mentioned her as the outcast.

 

[shortyme]

Kate Upton is incredibly overrated and nothing more but an overweight bikini model with huge knockers, no hips nor ass and a stache.

I've never understood the hype but I wouldn't say she's overweight.

blah blah blah

Why even mention it?

 

[Linius]

I'd like to line all attractive females up along a wall and get each one to give me a three minute blow job. Whichever one was best becomes my prize

Hey Wilbz, kick your brother the next time you see him. He dumped Sleepless and me, he's no Luigi bro no more.

 

[dc89]

Someone make a little Tevez emoticon out of that pls.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I'd wife Swift is she never sings her music anywhere near me.

 

[Wilbur]

That post gets my Devo senses tingling

Devo can go suck an egg. And Omiee. Backstabbing turkeys.

Hey Wilbz, kick your brother the next time you see him. He dumped Sleepless and me, he's no Luigi bro no more.

He's been at work. Home now though, he'll see this.

I think I'll get ratarsed later. In no mood for moping.

 

[Linius]

I'd wife Swift is she never sings her music anywhere near me.

Seems like a fair deal to me. But know when you break up with her a new album will follow. Then we'll hold you personally responsible for Swift putting out more music.

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[Freewheelin']

Hey Wilbz, kick your brother the next time you see him. He dumped Sleepless and me, he's no Luigi bro no more.

Forgot to check Whatsapp, sorry

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Why even mention it?

Fine. Edit, bro

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I've never understood the hype but I wouldn't say she's overweight.

She most certainly is for a model. I'm not saying dayum son she is fat, but it is quite clear that she has gained a few pounds ever since she got famous a few years ago and thus sticks out in the world of modeling. Add the fact that she doesn't have the traditional hourglass figure making her look a bit off.

But to be fair, I've never really found her attractive. I'm not a fan of blondes.

 

[KidA Seven]

Bottom of the page. The GOAT waifu doesn't deserve this.

 

[dc89]

PLS GUYS

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Someone make a little Tevez emoticon out of that pls.

Is that Abu Dhabi?

 

[Linius]

Forgot to check Whatsapp, sorry

It's okay

Maybe we can make it work on the weekend. I guess everyone is home for the CL finale tomorrow? Maybe before or after?