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[G-Unit]

I disagree. Alves shook off his need to defend this season much more than usual. He was awful at defending this season. He was personally responsible for many goals this season. The attacking performance did not cover his ass either. Alba was better all season and when Adriano was in Alves position he played better than Alves. Scored goals too.

He can fuck off somewhere else

Messi please, you spent the whole season defending Pedro dude had an awful season. I rather keep alves than pedro

 

[Lightning]

Sorry, has to be 4-3-3.

Neymar---Messi---Tello
--Iniesta-------Xavi-----
---------SergioB---------
Alba---PK---CB----Alves
---------De God*---------








*De God came through the swap deal for Thiago.

And as Messi said, Alves could leave too. So Adriano/Montoya could be in there. And no new Striker if we get Neymar.

No room for Cesc? Fuck BARCA!

 

[FootballFan]

I disagree. Alves shook off his need to defend this season much more than usual. He was awful at defending this season. He was personally responsible for many goals this season. The attacking performance did not cover his ass either. Alba was better all season and when Adriano was in Alves position he played better than Alves. Scored goals too.

He can fuck off somewhere else

I said "He was lacking this season". So you are disagreeing with that?

I just meant Alves in general is good, because of course this season he has been crap.

Ok it's pretty much done deal Neymar goes to Barca

Paulo Freitas ‏@Cynegeticus 14min
ESPN Brasil says #Neymar has chosen Barcelona, they say he'll sign a 5-year contract, the transfer fee is 28m Euros. But not official yet.

FUCKKKKKKKKK

 

[Messi]

Ok it's pretty much done deal Neymar goes to Barca

Paulo Freitas ‏@Cynegeticus 14min
ESPN Brasil says #Neymar has chosen Barcelona, they say he'll sign a 5-year contract, the transfer fee is 28m Euros. But not official yet.

28mil not bad

 

[Messi]

Messi please, you spend the whole season defending Pedro dude had an awful season. I rather keep alves than pedro

Pedro has been shit this season

 

[WAR recon zero]

you don't need Neymer as you didn't need Cesc.

Will end up in Milan for free.

 

[FootballFan]

Just to be clear Messi, I am on the Alves out boat too. Our convo just the other day if you remember:

Villa, Valdes, Afellay, Dos Santos, Bojan, Fontas and maybe even Alves should be sold.

GK, 2 defenders + Neymar coming in and the treble is on.

I disagree about Alves, who do you replace him with? His willingness to get forward is very helpful. sure he needs to work on defending but I find it hard to believe we would find a good replacement.

 

[FootballFan]

you don't need Neymer as you didn't need Cesc.

Will end up in Milan for free.

:lol my predictions slowly coming true.

*sigh* Madridistas.

Maybe you'll get the next big thing, but this time, the next big thing is ours. Build one.

 

[K1LLER7]

After watching this Gareth Bale compilation video I've never been more sure that he made a deal with the devil at some point.

Hhhhnnnngggg

We have Harry Redknapp to thank for this lol.

Ever since that demolition job against Inter, he's just improved and grown into one of the best in the world. Top 5 in the world at the moment. Barca and Madrid should firget Neymar and use their funds towards making a move for him.

Moysey pls.

 

[Messi]

Just to be clear Messi, I am on the Alves out boat too. Our convo just the other day if you remember:

I still believe he is hard to replace but his defending is getting worse and worse. His going forward at times does help. But I don't trust him to defend anymore.

Also I like Alves. But not like this

 

[feel]

youre just salty because porto has no team for next year. deal with it pendejo

That's what Benfiquistas say to us every year, and every year we trade peanuts in for a bunch of south american wonderkids that'll be worth a few millions a couple of years later.

Don't jump off our train so fast cabron, we got our eyes on a few new great Colombian kids too.

 

[GorillaJu]

Rare footage of Torres's sole surviving fan

 

[Clegg]

Who is next on the list for Barca, ter Stegen?

 

[Scum]

I still believe he is hard to replace but his defending is getting worse and worse. His going forward at times does help. But I don't trust him to defend anymore.

Also I like Alves. But not like this

Alves has been more and more like a M/AMR and less of a D/WBR.

 

[Messi]

Who is next on the list for Barca, ter Stegen?

And Reina apparently

 

[FootballFan]

After watching this Gareth Bale compilation video I've never been more sure that he made a deal with the devil at some point.

Is that Charlie Adam at 1.54?? So lazy and shit.

Who is next on the list for Barca, ter Stegen?

Yep. And probably 2 defenders. Or at worst 1 more defender.

 

[Sviatoslav]

That's what Benfiquistas say to us every year, and every year we trade peanuts in for a bunch of south american wonderkids that'll be worth a few millions a couple of years later.

Don't jump off our train so fast cabron, we got our eyes on a few new great Colombian kids too.

Hope you train those future Zenit players well! We already have another 60 million waiting.

Yep. And probably 2 defenders. Or at worst 1 more defender.

Vermaelen. You're welcome.

 

[Chipotle]

And Reina apparently

My FM game says Reina so it's bound to happen. My FM game has Arsenal becoming dominant in the Premier League so maybe not the most accurate prediction

 

[Scum]

Tai Chi Master <3

 

[Salazar]

Ade looks so gutted when Bale doesn't use/need him, lol

 

[Scum]

Ade looks so gutted when Bale doesn't use/need him, lol

If only the silly muppet had carried on the way he did in the last few games in the season over a long period during the entire season. Meh.

Bentekkers. Levy, pls.

 

[FootballFan]

Benteke is going Atletico, like it or not.

 

[K1LLER7]

Benteke is going Dortmund, like it or not.

Fixed

 

[FootballFan]

Fixed

Atletico is getting Negredo though.

 

[MPW]

Atletico is getting Negredo though.

negredo is a huge step down from having torres (back when he was good), forlan and falcao

 

[WAR recon zero]

Atletico should get Dorlan Pabón. He's too much class for Monterrey

 

[FootballFan]

negredo is a huge step down from having torres (back when he was good), forlan and falcao

Don't forget...AGUUUUEROOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Gareth Bale]

negredo is a huge step down from having torres (back when he was good), forlan and falcao

IIRC Torres' goal scoring record for Atleti wasn't that amazing

 

[Scum]

IIRC Torres' goal scoring record for Atleti wasn't that amazing

I wonder how he'll get on once Mou shows up... He should have gone back to Ath. Madrid about 2 seasons ago.

 

[Wilbur]

Can't sleep. Gotta be up in 4 hours. Hating. Life.

 

[GorillaJu]

Can't sleep. Gotta be up in 4 hours. Hating. Life.

Dude I know that feeling ;_;

Doesn't last forever. Just knowing that you'll get over it soon may help you sleep.

CL final tomorrow. It only happens once a year and it only lasts 90 minutes. Try to relax and enjoy it

 

[Chipotle]

Can't sleep. Gotta be up in 4 hours. Hating. Life.

Do what I do. Imagine Patrice Evra massaging you. He rubs every bit of tension out of your body. He starts with your feet, works up to your calves and then slowly, slowly rubs your thighs. Firmer and firmer he kneads, taking away every last knot of tension. He looks up at you, staring deep in your eyes and you hear David Moyes say "It's ok, it's ok".

Ejaculate. Wipe. Sleep.

 

[GorillaJu]

^Would be more effective with Alex Buttner.

 

[Chipotle]

^Would be more effective with Alex Buttner.

Each to their own

 

[Clegg]

Do what I do. Imagine Patrice Evra massaging you. He rubs every bit of tension out of your body. He starts with your feet, works up to your calves and then slowly, slowly rubs your thighs. Firmer and firmer he kneads, taking away every last knot of tension. He looks up at you, staring deep in your eyes and you hear David Moyes say "It's ok, it's ok".

Ejaculate. Wipe. Sleep.

Oh my

 

[Chipotle]

Oh my

If just one person masturbates to this my job will be done and I'll be back to lurking

 

[feel]

If just one person masturbates to this my job will be done and I'll be back to lurking

That cunt Evra can't get me going but I like your work. What else you got? Anything with xabi alonso or beckham?

 

[Chipotle]

That cunt Evra can't get me going but I like your work. What else you got? Anything with xabi alonso or beckham?

Sorry, the mere thought of them makes causes an embarrassing early climax. I could only talk of them in a post coital depression (the bristle of Xabi's beard, once arousing, now shaming. His big eyes looking at me in disgust. The fevered whispers of Rafa now something we both want to forget)

 

[Lunchbox]

That cunt Evra can't get me going but I like your work. What else you got? Anything with xabi alonso or beckham?

 

[ty_hot]

Neymar is going for Barça, probably.

Neymar - Messi - Fabregas
-- Xavi --- Iniesta

Best atack ever.

 

[FootballFan]

Neymar is going for Barça, probably.

Neymar - Messi - Fabregas
-- Xavi --- Iniesta

Best atack ever.

Dat fabregas speed on the wing.

 

[AndresON777]

That cunt Evra can't get me going but I like your work. What else you got? Anything with xabi alonso or beckham?

Lol

 

[brokenbeans]

Dat fabregas speed on the wing.

Yeah he could pick out a mean pass but on the wing, why no pace?

 

[AndresON777]

Cesc is too good for speed

 

[bjaelke]

Ok it's pretty much done deal Neymar goes to Barca

Paulo Freitas &#8207;@Cynegeticus 14min
ESPN Brasil says #Neymar has chosen Barcelona, they say he'll sign a 5-year contract, the transfer fee is 28m Euros. But not official yet.

PREPARED TO BE STUNNED.

Spoiler

They just postponed the decision until next week

 

[Chipotle]

Neymar to barca would be one arsehole too many (still not Franco's team though so got a long way to go)

Spoiler

the Franco thing is a joke obviously

 

[brokenbeans]

Damn it Davild Gill seems certain Rooney will still be at United by the time season kicks off.

 

[Salazar]

Damn it Davild Gill seems certain Rooney will still be at United by the time season kicks off.

eh

Gillgamesh is just teasing the Frenchies.

 

[Lightning]

eh

Gillgamesh is just teasing the Frenchies.

Or Rooney has told untied to get fucked he's not interested in going to France.

 

[AndresON777]

Echte liebe

Bayern sucks