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[fuenf]

Is he decent? I read he left Schalke due to health issues.

He's a very capable coach, kinda like a more intense, less fun version of Klopp but unfortunately he can't handle the mediapressure (and his own expectations). I have the feeling that the English press would eat him alive... ifrc it was never quite clear why he left Schalke, it was said to be a burnout but there was lot's of other stuff going on behind the scenes.

There are safety concerns about the newly rebuilt Maracana Stadium where the match was supposed to be played. Lol Brazil, we'll show you in 2018 how to host a real World Cup.

Lol South Africa all over again, damn you Blatter. With Quatar coming up in 2022, it's up to Russia to save the World Cup in 2018.

 

[Suen]

Monaco will implode next season.

Hopefully Jupp rumors to Madrid are true so Ancelotti stays at PSG. I think Ancelotti will get his targets this summer with Leonardo out of the way. He wanted Coentrao last season, but Leonardo came back with Van der Wiel.

PSG is interested in Mangala and Fernando, the Porto duo.

Timu change to Monaco, one more member joining Monaco-GAF would not hurt.

 

[pulga]

Both of your clubs are destined for failure.

But we just won the league back to back

 

[Error]

So you guys are saying that he's magically going to stop dribbling into three defenders and lose the ball when he goes to Barca?

With Messi getting so much attention from defenders he'll definitely run into a lot 1on1 situations. In Brazil his acompanied in attack by Fred (lol) and Ronaldinho or Kaka. Seriously.

And Brazil's midfield is not creative at all.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Well I want results and pleasing football.

Jupp please

bingo. if no one has payed attention to psg this season, 2nd half of psg season has been vintage mourinho tactics. he would literally add/change nothing to Real madrid. Nothing. nothing would change. And imo, He isn't better than mourinho. Rather keep mourinho than sign a guy who is foolish enough to bench varane because he is too young and inexperienced for his standards (see Sakho).

 

[Freewheelin']

After Earth is receiving terrible reviews.

Poor Whitta.

Not surprising really considering the director.

 

[HotHamWater]

After Earth is receiving terrible reviews.

Poor Whitta.

Whitta's a hack. Based on his appearances on Tested and Twitter, he seems like a bit of a prick, too.

 

[Sviatoslav]

With Messi getting so much attention from defenders he'll definitely run into a lot 1on1 situations. In Brazil his accompanied in attack by Fred (lol) and Ronaldinho or Kaka. Seriously.

In Brazil he also has Hulk, the best petrodollars can buy!

 

[Timurid]

Timu change to Monaco, one more member joining Monaco-GAF would not hurt.

I have more dignity than that.

But we just won the league back to back

At first I thought you were talking about Madrid. Juve can suck a dick.

Florida weather must be shit. I don't know how people can take humidity. ugh

 

[Suen]

I have more dignity than that.

At first I thought you were talking about Madrid. Juve can suck a dick.

You don't have any dignity when you follow Ligue 1 and cheer for teams other than Monaco, what are you talking about?

I agree Juve can suck a dick!

 

[Error]

Pulga roots for Juve as a failsafe, if Madrid fails and wins fuck all he whips out a Juve avatar lol.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

come now guys lets be more respectful...

#FUCKBAYERN

Spoiler

Am I doing it right?

 

[Clegg]

Whitta's a hack. Based on his appearances on Tested and Twitter, he seems like a bit of a prick, too.

The only Whitta film I've seen is Book of Eli. Gary Oldman and Tom Waits were the only things that made the movie stand out in any way. The twist was a bit shit too.

What's he like in the interviews?

 

[Suen]

Pulga roots for Juve as a failsafe, if Madrid fails and wins fuck all he whips out a Juve avatar lol.

What team do you worship?

 

[Timurid]

You don't have any dignity when you follow Ligue 1 and cheer for teams other than Monaco, what are you talking about?

I agree Juve can suck a dick!

You sold your soul to the devil when you decided to support madrid.

What team do you worship?

He's a barca fan.

 

[Carbonox]

After Earth is receiving terrible reviews.

Poor Whitta.

No surprise, the film looks utter dog shit.

 

[HotHamWater]

The only Whitta film I've seen is Book of Eli. Gary Oldman and Tom Waits were the only things that made the movie stand out in any way. The twist was a bit shit too.

What's he like in the interviews?

Not watched any interviews, but he seems very arrogant - the kind of person who reads an article on something and considers themselves an expert.

Doesn't help that he's a massive Apple guy, either.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Pulga roots for Juve as a failsafe, if Madrid fails and wins fuck all he whips out a Juve avatar lol.

He's got a picture as a kid pole dancing with a Juve shirt, that's more proof than you'll ever need.

 

[HotHamWater]

FA in Rio are saying they're "confident" the England friendly will go ahead.

 

[Error]

He's got a picture as a kid pole dancing with a Juve shirt, that's more proof than you'll ever need.

I bet that year Madrid didn't win anything!

What team do you worship?

I thought it was fairly obvious.

 

[Zabojnik]

He's got a picture as a kid pole dancing with a Juve shirt, that's more proof than you'll ever need.

Pulga ftw. Timurid get bent.

 

[dc89]

After Earth is receiving terrible reviews.

Poor Whitta.

Looks like a steam dog shit of a movie.

I've seen my gf's dog shit out better movies.

 

[Sviatoslav]

FA in Rio are saying they're "confident" the England friendly will go ahead.

That's good. We need as much quality football as we can get at this time.

 

[dc89]

Messi has just informed me that he has blocked another toilet in work. Think the thread title should be renamed to what craweled up and died in Messi's colon!

status update?

 

[Carbonox]

messi's blocked another toilet?

There's something in the water cooler!

 

[Fry]

fuuu

 

[Willkiller]

Messi has just informed me that he has blocked another toilet in work. Think the thread title should be renamed to what craweled up and died in Messi's colon!

Messy

 

[Broder Salsa]

Looks like a steam dog shit of a movie.

I've seen my gf's dog shit out better movies.

Video of girlfriend dog pooping pls

 

[deGod]

status update?

he unclogged it with some corrosive stuff but didn't say with what

 

[LanceVance]

Anyone else hear about the baby flushed down a toilet in China?
.

"went to the toilet and the baby just slid out". "tried to retrieve it with a stick". "flushed the toilet to get rid of blood". She's either bullshitting or her vagina is the size of a bucket.

 

[deGod]

"went to the toilet and the baby just slid out". "tried to retrieve it with a stick". "flushed the toilet to get rid of blood". She's either bullshitting or her vagina is the size of a bucket.

That was messi that shit out that baby

 

[Lightning]

Monaco will implode next season.

Hopefully Jupp rumors to Madrid are true so Ancelotti stays at PSG. I think Ancelotti will get his targets this summer with Leonardo out of the way. He wanted Coentrao last season, but Leonardo came back with Van der Wiel.

PSG is interested in Mangala and Fernando, the Porto duo.

I can see a swap around at the end of next season where Arsene Wenger will go to PSG, he's out of contract, and Carlo Ancelotti could come to Arsenal. He's been very open about being open to coming to Arsenal.

 

[dc89]

Video of girlfriend dog pooping pls

:looool

he unclogged it with some corrosive stuff but didn't say with what

Jesus. Your bro get's himself in some stupid toilet related situations.

 

[Hixx]

Messi should buy one of those plungers with the detachable stick to take into work.

What's that lad been eating on his diet?

 

[bud]

 

[Hixx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tjIQOoGej0

looooool Diakite. He does this feint in his own box but it looks more like he tried to kick Giovinco in his face

 

[Zabojnik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tjIQOoGej0

looooool Diakite. He does this feint in his own box but it looks more like he tried to kick Giovinco in his face

Good luck, Hixx. You're gonna need it.

 

[Hixx]

We survived in the PL with Nyron Nosworthy at the heart of our defence.

We'll be ok.

 

[deGod]

Messi should buy one of those plungers with the detachable stick to take into work.

What's that lad been eating on his diet?

:looool



Jesus. Your bro get's himself in some stupid toilet related situations.

I'm not sure what he is eating but it couldn't be agreeing with his bowel

 

[Broder Salsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tjIQOoGej0

looooool Diakite. He does this feint in his own box but it looks more like he tried to kick Giovinco in his face

That is some awesome skills right there.

 

[FootballFan]

The Gentleman Club of the world.

:')

 

[Tc91]

#tancreditime

 

[Messi]

Messi has just informed me that he has blocked another toilet in work. Think the thread title should be renamed to what craweled up and died in Messi's colon!

To be fair it was a few hours ago and it was quickly fixed. Corrosive is a hell of a thing. Blackens the bottom of the loo a bit though :/. No more using the loo in work.

 

[Zabojnik]

Veep is fucking brilliant, getting better and better too. I should check out The Thick Of It, right?

 

[FootballFan]

Just read about Abidal not getting a new contract. wow that really sucks, though if it's for safety/health concerns then I am for it. But I don't think it is.

 

[Messi]

Seriously though this was a monster poo it took more than a few seconds to come out. Felt like someone was punching me. I think it's the fiber

Edit: abi is not getting a contact as barca feel he can't perform at the level they need. They offered him a job though when he retires

 

[Frank the Great]

Veep is fucking brilliant, getting better and better too. I should check out The Thick Of It, right?

veep is hilarious. you have good taste in everything but football clubs.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Just read about Abidal not getting a new contract. wow that really sucks, though if it's for safety/health concerns then I am for it. But I don't think it is.

He said he got offers from different teams.

 

[FootballFan]

Smooth numbers and font - loving our home shirt:

Is that next seasons kit?

 

[Zabojnik]

veep is hilarious. you have good taste in everything but football clubs.

Thanks, I guess. <3 Get ready for the new season, Frank. It's gonna be a bloodbath. Balo (pen.)s and Cuntes everywhere.