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[Clegg]

Know anyway to watch it online? don't have sky sports.

Maybe try the usual streaming sources?

I don't really know sorry.

 

[Blablurn]

Man, you really are a humble winner.

 

[FootballFan]

If Anzhi don't score in these next 15 minutes then Akinfeev will make Eto'o cry again during the pelanties.

Lass will save us.


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Not offside, CSKA got the ref paayyyed.

 

[Sviatoslav]

lol, Traore was finally onside and they called it offside anyway.

 

[FootballFan]

Traore seems to have similar problems to Ibra at Barca. He can't win the ball or tackle anyone without a foul being called, but it's simply because he is bigger lol.

 

[K1LLER7]

He isn't/won't. And if he does, he will be shit, they will expect him to replace Khedira or something lol.

Trying to replace Khedira is like trying to replace Makalele. It isn't possible.

 

[Yurt]

Krasic to Sunderland ?

A name forever linked to Yurt. Like Milo and Otis, Tristan and Isolde.

Something died inside of him last season and now he's just a walking corpse.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

If only we were as freewheeling in our muppetry as the RAWKers

I feel the phrase '...do a job...' may come up quite a bit.

 

[Clegg]

Owen Farrell is having a shocker.

 

[pulga]

Tanc says Thiago to Real Madrid.

Meh.

Wait

What?

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Looking for his hearing aid?

Feeling the earth between his fingers.

/gladiator

Testing out formations using ants.

"Where's Podolski? I can't hear his footsteps."

"Buffalo come."

This is why he never sees any incidents.

Lol guys that's brilliant.

Here.

You can see Ronaldo's hopes and dreams dying as he sees a god sweep past him.

I feel no remorse for him, if he stayed he'd be swimming in Ballon d'Ors

 

[FootballFan]

Rest of you should tune in now if you want. CSKA vs Anzhi penalty shootout about to start for the Russian cup.

 

[Blablurn]

Cant wait for the GAF doc later that today.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Rest of you should tune in now if you want. CSKA vs Anzhi penalty shootout about to start for the Russian cup.

CSKA don't have any of their regular penalty takers in this game due to their brilliant coach. No Dzagoev, Honda, Elm, Ignashevich...

 

[pulga]

I'm taking a break from football before I go batshit insane.
reasons? Carlo Ancelotti.

I'll see y'all come july.

Ill miss you

 

[FootballFan]

Pelanties starting in 5mins.

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Sviat that sounds like an excuse. Didn't know you liked CSKA. I'd never betray Lokomotiv like that.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Pelanties starting in 5mins.

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Sviat that sounds like an excuse. Didn't know you liked CSKA. I'd never betray Lokomotiv like that.

sorry, watching ladies tennis

 

[pulga]

Thank you for the warm welcome
I support Real Madrid.



because they love you

ONE OF US

WELCOME

 

[LTWheels]

Owen Farrell is having a shocker.

Whats he done, or not done?

 

[Sviatoslav]

Pelanties starting in 5mins.

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Sviat that sounds like an excuse. Didn't know you liked CSKA. I'd never betray Lokomotiv like that.

Nah, if CSKA win then Zenit get to play in the Super Cup. Plus CSKA has more national team players, I want them to be in a good mood before the game again Portugal.

 

[Yurt]

sorry, watching ladies tennis

Oh hey I'll watch that! But first:

1-How short are Sharapova's shorts?
2-Is it windy?

 

[FootballFan]

Just found a great new picture of Neymar. Will def. use in the near future.

Oh hey I'll watch that! But first:

1-How short are Sharapova's shorts?
2-Is it windy?

Kirilenko is where it's at.

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Oh sharapova is actually playing now.

 

[FootballFan]

Akinfeev denies JerkOff.

 

[phaze]

Zhirkov missed ,eat it Anzhi.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Kirilenko is where it's at.

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Oh sharapova is actually playing now.

Kirilenko is after

Oh hey I'll watch that! But first:

1-How short are Sharapova's shorts?
2-Is it windy?

Very short

Not windy but she jumps a lot

 

[FootballFan]

:lol

Anji Makchakalakan.

 

[Clegg]

Whats he done, or not done?

Had a kick charged down. Then missed a penalty kick. Passing is a bit ropey too.

He got into a fight and that shook him for a while. Playing a bit better now.

 

[FootballFan]

Hahahah that run up and shot from Eto'o was ridiculous.

 

[phaze]

hue hue hue.

Terrible shot from Anzhi.

3-2

I like those traditional cossack (?) costumes.

 

[Yurt]

Gonzalo Higuaín: Of 122 players w/ 10+ goals in Europe's top 5 leagues this term, only 6 have a better conversion rate than Higuaín (27.8%)

Whoscored must stop spamming this stat. :lol

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Yurt, you better be watching. That was a really nice serve.

 

[Blablurn]

nice last penalty

 

[phaze]

Thought that wouldn't got in. :lol Congrats CSKA.

 

[Clegg]

United linked to Adem Ljajic.

 

[FootballFan]

I seem to have found a chat room and they all keep talking about wanting to bang Sharapova and asking questions about her..

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wtf

"lol: does anyone esle find sharapova armpits hot or just me . srs question"

 

[Sviatoslav]

Enjoy it while you can CSKA, cause Zenit is winning the treble next season. And we'll destroy you in the Super Cup too.

 

[LTWheels]

Had a kick charged down. Then missed a penalty kick. Passing is a bit ropey too.

He got into a fight and that shook him for a while. Playing a bit better now.

I wish that Wilko didn't turn himself down to be open for selection. It does feel a bit risk with only two fly halfs. I know that we do have Halfpenny as another kicker but still...

I also feel that Matt Stevens is an odd selection as well.

 

[TeegsD]

Todays the big day guys. Moving out of my parents house and moving to a house near school with some buddies. Got some dank cable with HD NBC Sports Network aka no more EPL streams!!!

 

[Sviatoslav]

Off to bed, will be back for Sociedad+Valencia games. Vamos Sociedad!

 

[Blablurn]

6h to go

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I seem to have found a chat room and they all keep talking about wanting to bang Sharapova and asking questions about her..

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wtf

"lol: does anyone esle find sharapova armpits hot or just me . srs question"

That is some Wooden territories. Isn't it late in NZ atm? lol

 

[FootballFan]

Quoting myself in case anyone didn't see/is interested.

Guys, for once, since there is nothing else on, watch the last round La Liga with me.


Race for 4th:

Valencia(4th) are 2 points ahead of Sociedad(5th). Valencia are playing Sevilla away and Sociedad play Deportivo(relegation zone), so it's very possible that Valencia fuck it up.

Based Griezmann will lead Sociedad to the 4th spot and make Sviat a happy man.


Relegation battle:

The bottom 4 teams are:

Deportivo----------35
Celta Vigo---------34
Zaragoza----------34
Mallorca-----------33

Keit4's team are in danger-zone, and they play Sociedad who will be going hard for 4th.

Out of those 4 teams, the bottom one Mallorca has the easiest tie so they could somehow miraculously make it.


100 points:

If we beat Malaga we will equal the points tally in one season set by Mourinho. Hope it happens so that fool has less things to be remembered for. + ManUtd/Madrid fans can watch Thiago.


Real Madrid being shit:

Who doesn't want to see that? Mou didn't put Iker in the squad even though Lopez is injured :lol - Gentlemen club.




Or of course you can just watch Bayern destroy Stuttgart in the German cup final..

 

[brokenbeans]

PSG want to pay Rooney 300K lol!

 

[WAR recon zero]

Pabon and Ibarbo on the bargain bin. Arsene pls

 

[FootballFan]

That is some Wooden territories. Isn't it late in NZ atm? lol

Nah not really, 12.30am.

 

[Broder Salsa]

That is some Wooden territories. Isn't it late in NZ atm? lol

I know a guy (in real life) who gets extremely turned on by armpits. I swear it isn't me.

 

[WAR recon zero]

6h to go

Looks diabolical. Good luck

 

[Yurt]

United linked to Adem Ljajic.

Watch this.

 

[Clegg]

I wish that Wilko didn't turn himself down to be open for selection. It does feel a bit risk with only two fly halfs. I know that we do have Halfpenny as another kicker but still...

I also feel that Matt Stevens is an odd selection as well.

I think the Lions only brought two fly halfs so they could give them enough game time for the test games against Australia.

But that plan is kind of screwed if one of them gets injured on tour.

 

[brokenbeans]

So Thiago is going to Real?

Enjoy your first team football dickhead.