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[Messi]

Of course not, you're 5 foot 4

6'6 and still not on the list yo

 

[AndresON777]

6'6 and still not on the list yo

Yes but how big is your penis.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yes but how big is your penis.

5'4"

 

[Messi]

Yes but how big is your penis.

I dont know i dont look down while tugging and my belly is usually there.

It feels pretty small though

 

[flippedb]

5'4"

lol

 

[AndresON777]

Did Russia even make it out of the group stage you slut

 

[FootballFan]

Did Russia even make it out of the group stage you slut

Why are you randomly picking Sviat :lol

 

[Sviatoslav]

Did Russia even make it out of the group stage you slut

Group stage of what?

 

[AndresON777]

Group stage of what?

The under 20 world cup dear

 

[Koko]

The under 20 world cup dear

:lol they didn' even qualify for it. I think you're talking about the European U-21.

You should go home it's a Tuesday after all.

 

[Sviatoslav]

The under 20 world cup dear

Nope we didn't qualify. We won Euro u17s this year though so we'll at least be at that World Cup.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Andres must be sober, he;s having a shocker

 

[AndresON777]

Nope we didn't qualify. We won Euro u17s this year though so we'll at least be at that World Cup.

Wasn't Dzagoev playing in the under 20s?

 

[Freewheelin']

Andres is always drunk, he'll die slowly

 

[Broder Salsa]

Andres you 5'4 piece of lush juicy meat, when are we going to see some photos of that cousin of yours?

I want to be part of your family.

 

[AndresON777]

Andres is always drunk, he'll die slowly

Maybe. I'm dying with a burrito in my hand god dammit

 

[AndresON777]

Andres you 5'4 piece of lush juicy meat, when are we going to see some photos of that cousin of yours?

I want to be part of your family.

I actually have court for some stupid ticket next month. My cousin is the most gorgeous woman alive

 

[Broder Salsa]

I actually have court for some stupid ticket next month. My cousin is the most gorgeous woman alive

You need a lawyer? I got these really classy glasses that I put on and I'm a lawyer.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Wasn't Dzagoev playing in the under 20s?

That was u21 Euros. Andres you need to start drinking more, you're almost incoherent when sober.

 

[AndresON777]

You need a lawyer? I got these really classy glasses that I put on and I'm a lawyer.

She's a lawyer. I'm afraid to see her though. You should come over though. Why not?

 

[AndresON777]

That was u21 Euros. Andres you need to start drinking more, you're almost incoherent when sober.

I can't wait until you pretend that Russia missed the world cup and you don't care

 

[Suen]

Getting really excited to see how well Ancelotti does with our cunts! Wish the next season would start already.

#AncelottiLaDecima

Para siempre Real Madrid!

 

[Broder Salsa]

She's a lawyer. I'm afraid to see her though. You should come over though. Why not?

They don't allow me into the US anymore. Could she maybe fix that?

 

[AndresON777]

They don't allow me into the US anymore. Could she maybe fix that?

Haha, shut up. Do you wear pants

 

[Sviatoslav]

I can't wait until you pretend that Russia missed the world cup and you don't care

Of course I care about the World Cup you dolt. Which of the following teams do you think will stop us from getting to the World Cup: Luxembourg x2, Northern Ireland, Israel or Azerbaijan?

Can't wait until Russia draws Colombia in the World Cup and Akinfeev makes Falcao his bitch.

 

[Suen]

Haha, shut up. Do you wear pants

Why would he wear anything if he meets you?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Haha, shut up. Do you wear pants

Sometimes. If I somehow ever find myself in Georgia I will promise a meet up, but until then tag teaming your cousin is going to remain a fantasy, a shared fantasy between us of course, but a fantasy.

 

[AndresON777]

Sometimes. If I somehow ever find myself in Georgia I will promise a meet up, but until then tag teaming your cousin with you is going to remain a fantasy, a shared fantasy between us of course, but a fantasy.

I want to hear you talk English. Please

 

[Suen]

Ancelotti's first recruit could be Cannavaro, claims agent

 

[Meier]

I am 5'10" as well.

 

[Yen]

I am 5'10" as well.

Pipsqueak

 

[flippedb]

I'm 5'7, 19 and can't grow a beard. At least I have a big dick

Spoiler

I'm lying, it's small.

 

[faridmon]

Last of us, 2/3rd of the way

Spoiler

''Here, lean on me''
''No...''
''Can You walk?''
''Yeah, I think so...''
''THEN FUCKING WALK''

Oh, Ellie...


I am 185. Don't know how much in your piss taking metric.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Haha, shut up. Do you wear pants

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17zwGl9JgpZ

 

[Freewheelin']

Fix dem spoilers pls


Nvm lol

 

[Suen]

Of course I care about the World Cup you dolt. Which of the following teams do you think will stop us from getting to the World Cup: Luxembourg x2, Northern Ireland, Israel or Azerbaijan?

Can't wait until Russia draws Colombia in the World Cup and Akinfeev makes Falcao his bitch.

I hope this really happens. Andres reactions are always worth it.

 

[AndresON777]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17zwGl9JgpZ

Te amo. That was amazing

 

[Freewheelin']

Why the fuck do I have Maroon 5 songs on my phone? I don't remember buying any...

:/

 

[faridmon]

Fix dem spoilers pls


Nvm lol

sorry.
spoiler of Last of us:

Spoiler

Is Joel gone for good?

 

[Sviatoslav]

I hope this really happens. Andres reactions are always worth it.

Well Akinfeev has already made Ronaldo his bitch in this qualifying group. I don't see why Falcao would be any different.

 

[AndresON777]

Well Akinfeev has already made Ronaldo his bitch in this qualifying group. I don't see why Falcao would be any different.

Juan Fernando Quintero would shit all over Akinfeev

 

[L1NETT]

Is Wes 6"6? Holy smokes you could trial for Stoke City

Only 5"8. Ain't getting any taller.

 

[Cousteau]

Tevez gone to Italy.

 

[Batigol]

5'11. 6'4 in heels

 

[Sviatoslav]

Juan Fernando Quintero would shit all over Akinfeev

If he's anything like Carlos Quintero then I can assure you that he wouldn't be able to cut it in Russia.

 

[faridmon]

Tevez gone to Italy.

They both deserev each other. Match made in heaven hell

 

[Broder Salsa]

andres is this you? http://youtu.be/raDUiSyPB6c

 

[AndresON777]

Haha no. I actually have fantastic hair. I love your voice. I need to drink less probably

 

[bud]

andres, have you ever finger banged yourself? how did it feel?

 

[Broder Salsa]

andres, have you ever finger banged yourself? how did it feel?

Be sure to clean yourself real good, poop under fingernails doesn't go away easily.