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[GorillaJu]

Torres taking a penalty is crazy. I don't think I've ever seen him take one before. He doesn't even watch them when they're happening.

 

[ShogunX]

Hope Sunderland get relegated just to teach them a lesson for being a Man Utd dumping ground.

 

[Randdalf]

I remember when Torres missed a penalty for Liverpool in the shoot-out that allowed Portsmouth to win the Asia Trophy. No wonder that's his first.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Their defenders would never get away with their shit if they played for another team.

Yep. Its good honest Stoke, hard but fair, bend the rules but don't break them, what else could they do with their budget?, rags to riches, good old fashioned bastion of English footballing heritage, 4-4-fucking-2 Stoke City.

Cunts.


@GQMan, have you not watched The Wire? Turn this rubbish off, and get yourself a boxset

 

[Tc91]

Torres taking a penalty is crazy. I don't think I've ever seen him take one before. He doesn't even watch them when they're happening.

Got his confidence back. Benitez is a genius.

 

[dc89]

Torres taking a penalty is crazy. I don't think I've ever seen him take one before. He doesn't even watch them when they're happening.

It's his first penalty in English football. Yup, you read that right.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Scores a pen and he's back?! Damn I hope this shit is tongue in cheek

Four goals this week mothercunter

 

[darkside31337]

#RafaIn

TORRES. HES BACK BABY. TOP OF THE LEAGUE IS INEVITABLE.

 

[3Sixty]

 

[José Mourinho]

Did my eyes deceive me there?

 

[Gareth Bale]

Such a stupid tackle for Larsson to make.

Two Premier League goals in two months. He's back.

 

[Wilbur]

Four goals this week mothercunter

Against Nordsjaelland and Sunderland. It's like scoring against paraplegics.

 

[Kiraly]

Penalty for Dortmund.

Lewandowski fell like he was shot :lol

 

[TrueBlue]

Torres taking a penalty is crazy. I don't think I've ever seen him take one before. He doesn't even watch them when they're happening.

This is important, nice to see that attitude.

 

[Gambit]

GOALMEZ!

 

[fuenf]

GOMEZ FUCK YEAH

 

[Blablurn]

Gooooooomeeeeez

 

[spidye]

incredible
Gomez not even one minute on the pitch and scores

fuck you heynckes

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Larsson is still in my FPL team. What the fuck am I doing?

 

[Broder Salsa]

It's his first penalty in English football. Yup, you read that right.

In England at least, he did take (and miss one) for liverpool in that Asia Trophy vs Portsmouth. Guess he didn't want anymore after that haha

 

[Blablurn]

NUR DER FCB!!!

 

[Kiraly]

First penalty and red card was bullshit, so I can't blame him.

That's true, ref was probably told he made a mistake and this was just a wieder gutmachung

 

[fuenf]

Penalty for Dortmund.

2-2.

I knew it was dumb to write something about Dortmund's luck finally running out.

 

[spidye]

That's true, ref was probably told he made a mistake and this was just a wieder gutmachung

FIFA ref

 

[ShogunX]

Four goals this week mothercunter

Against two sides Jordan Rhodes would put six past

Bassong is a beast. Is he on loan or have Spurs sold him?

 

[GorillaJu]

I have to say I'm happy to see Torres enjoying himself and playing with confidence again. Especially under Benitez.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Swansea vs Norwich looks a fantastic game from the highlights.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Against two sides Jordan Rhodes would put six past

Blackburn would need to create chances for that to happen

 

[Ushojax]

Such a stupid tackle for Larsson to make.

Two Premier League goals in two months. He's back.

He's back to scoring against awful teams, yes.

 

[Blablurn]

I knew it was dumb to write something about Dortmund's luck finally running out.

UNICEF money :/

 

[fuenf]

Lol what's happening with S04? they are falling like a brick.

edit: i cant believe how close the Bundesliga is only 10 points separating the 2nd and twelve placed team.

 

[GQman2121]

@GQMan, have you not watched The Wire? Turn this rubbish off, and get yourself a boxset

Lol. That didn't even register in my mind at the time. I've seen the show front to back. I live in Baltimore City!

 

[spidye]

Lol what's happening with S04? they are falling like a brick.

couldn't care less to be hones but at least they beat dortmund

 

[Kiraly]

Jesus what a dive by Cazorla

 

[Wilbur]

Cuntzorla dive, fucking hell that's shameful

 

[Broder Salsa]

Why would you do that? lol

 

[Lightning]

Cazorla you're a thing of absolute beauty

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Why would you do that? lol

What a moron. I though he'd make a good signing when we had Carroll

@GQ, do you feel that the city is unfairly represented in The Wire?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Cuntzorla dive, fucking hell that's shameful

Funniest bit is yet to come.

"I didn't see it."

 

[GorillaJu]

Someone gif the Cuntzocuntlacunt dive

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Why would you do that? lol

Did he launch himself in the air at the end?

 

[José Mourinho]

http://i.minus.com/i7pHc8OLrJS9B.gif[IMG]


[IMG]http://i.minus.com/ibiPF9zWg1ogqL.gif[IMG]

Why would you do that? lol[/QUOTE]Why would you complain about it after too. Clear as day.

 

[GQman2121]

Yes, please gif this dive. Pier Morgan is tearing into Santi on Twitter because of it.

 

[GorillaJu]

WAYNE ROONEY!!!

 

[Meier]

Damn you Torres for taking a pen! That should have been Hazard's goal. Bassong for Norwich is on fire..shit, I am regretting not adding him to my team.

 

[Wilbur]

Cazorla you're a thing of absolute beauty

dat hypocrisy

Funniest bit is yet to come.

"I didn't see it."

Can't fucking wait :lol

 

[Garjon]

Why would you do that? lol

Stupid foul but it does look like Ramires was being pulled back by an invisible bungee rope.

 

[Kiraly]

BAS DOST DIE NIEDERLÄNDER

 

[Broder Salsa]

Dat first goal

Someone gif the Cuntzocuntlacunt dive

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Stupid foul but it does look like Ramires was being pulled back by an invisible bungee rope.

If he doesn't do the jump at the end, he gets his legs trapped under Larsson's and his back snaps back as he falls forward