Unlike certain other posters on this forum who like to troll United whenever they get a bad result i won't be doing the same today with other teams.
So i won't be mentioning Arsenalol who lost two nil at home to mid-table Swansea making it the worst ever start Arsenal has ever had in the Premier League.
I won't be talking about Chel$ki and their joke of an owner, who doesn't have a clue what he's doing & just keeps throwing cash at the club whilst sacking every manger who doesn't win at least 3 trophies every year. Nor will i be mocking Rafa (the fat controller) Gaffar who today led Chelsea to a 3-1 loss against relegation candidates West Ham, making the total amount of points he's won since joining Chelsea a stunning 2 out of a possible 9.
And i most definitely won't comment on Man Shity who could only draw with Everton at home despite spunking the most amount of money in the history of football on building the most expensive team of mercenaries the world has ever seen. The only thing more shocking than the amount of money they have spent is how lucky they get in games with undeserved results and the amount of fouls they commit without getting booked, today they committed a total of 18 fouls but only got 2 yellow cards.
But because i am above all of that, i definitely won't be mentioning any of those things.