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[Kyoufu]

Müller's record will live on forever in my heart!

j/k, but I won't call him the greatest until he wins an international title!

International title has nothing to do with how good he is.

 

[Wilbur]

i really am curious as to what kind of underwear messi wears

does he shave, trim or let it grow free and wild only to occasionally cut it?

when he masturbates, does he do it with his left hand, right hand or both?

does he cum in a tissue or some old sock/cloth?

does he masturbate at all?

does he like going down on his girlfriend?

does he like anal?

is he slow and gentle or hard and rough?

is he a booty man or a tittie man?

what is his favourite position?

does he kiss her right after he comes in her mouth?

what are his kinks?

how big is his cock

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Does anyone actually care if Messi wins the World Cup? Sure, it'd be lovely to see him win it, but Torres has won it...lol

Also Pele is an asshat.

Winning the WC, or any cup for that matter, is a team effort and has little to do with personal quality.

 

[Scum]

Wilbury! lol

 

[Phantast2k]

International title has nothing to do with how good he is.

I know, but I'd still consider it as sort of a "chink in his armor", I'd like him to prove himself in a different environment, be it at a different club (not going to happen, ever) or at international stage.
I mean, you can shit on Pele for his goal record in the Brazilian league, but he did well internationally, while Messi is not happening for ARG.

Winning the WC, or any cup for that matter, is a team effort and has little to do with personal quality.

Yep, Copa America would be fine too, actually.

/Wilbury is the illest, literally...hehe

//Cavaneeehh

 

[LanceVance]

Watching right now, 40mins in.

Has he got a solid snake scar next to his eye.

:lol just a little one on his eyebrow

 

[Kyoufu]

I know, but I'd still consider it as sort of a "chink in his armor", I'd like him to prove himself in a different environment, be it at a different club (not going to happen, ever) or at international stage.
I mean, you can shit on Pele for his goal record in the Brazilian league, but he did well internationally, while Messi is not happening for ARG.

7 goals in 12 games or something for Argentina.

 

[Timurid]

LOL napoli scored 2-1 inter funny goal
Handofgod is so good tho.

Thanks hitcher

 

[Oxx]

Messi has a broth fetish?

 

[adriano999]

LOL napoli scored 1-0 funny goal
Handofgod is so good tho.

Offside too.....

 

[Wilbur]

Messi has a broth fetish?

Turkey fat bro

 

[The_Hitcher89]

2-1 to Inter?

Yep

 

[Regulus Tera]

I know, but I'd still consider it as sort of a "chink in his armor", I'd like him to prove himself in a different environment, be it at a different club (not going to happen, ever) or at international stage.
I mean, you can shit on Pele for his goal record in the Brazilian league, but he did well internationally, while Messi is not happening for ARG.

Messi's gonna get to Brazil 2014 the same age Maradona was when he won in Mexico 1986. People like to shit on Messi for not being Maradona, but they tend to forget Maradona was complete arse in Spain 1982.

 

[Phantast2k]

Messi's gonna get to Brazil 2014 the same age Maradona was when he won in Mexico 1986. People like to shit on Messi for not being Maradona, but they tend to forget Maradona was complete arse in Spain 1982.

Yeah, I'd just like him not be shitty for a change and maybe decide a game or two all by himself, like Maradona and Pele did. I don't even need him to win a Copa or a WC really. There's a lot that can go wrong for a team in such tourneys.
But until then I won't be calling him the greatest or god or such.
/and his career is nowhere near the end so yeah, he could still get there - no doubt.

7 goals in 12 games or something for Argentina.

Yeah, WC qualification/friendlies though. Meh.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Messi doesn't need to win the World Cup for me but if he does it will seal it. I want him to win it for himself more than anything really, I don't wanna say he deserves it...but it'd be a shame if a player as great as him didn't win it.

 

[Dinokill]

Muller still has the best ratio though. Muller will be at 95 if he played 5 more games that year. Too bad this does no count to the so called sports journalists.

 

[Wilbur]

Still the greatest player I've ever seen. Hard for me to judge Pele and Maradona but only three players have made that impression of best ever for me. OG Ronaldo, Zidane and Messi.

Muller still has the best ratio though. Muller will be at 95 if he played 5 more games that year. Too bad this does no count to the so called sports journalists.

Well... because he might not have scored in any of them.

 

[Carbonox]

Muller still has the best ratio though. Muller will be at 95 if he played 5 more games that year. Too bad this does no count to the so called sports journalists.

No one gives a toss about 'if's.

 

[Kiraly]

Messi is struggling with his leg or something, seems like he is injured indeed

 

[Clegg]

What does goals ratio have to do with anything?

It's about the amount of goals you've scored, and not the amount you would have scored.

 

[bud]

zidane was an artist. take away all the statistics, and zidane will come out as the most stunning, technically-gifted footballer of all-time.

 

[K1LLER7]

Real Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and Zidane were all amazing to watch.

 

[BigBoss]

Where the fuck is the red ref?

 

[Vivalaraza]

zidane was an artist. take away all the statistics, and zidane will come out as the most stunning, technically-gifted footballer of all-time.

Yeah Zidane is still the player that most takes my breath away.

BUT, football is not just about the beauty - scoring goasl, being effective and winning things matters and Messi is able to combine technical brilliance with dragging his team over the line time and time again.

I agree - Zidane was very special, the best for me before Messi...but Messi has just taken things to another level now.

 

[FootballFan]

SANCHEZ STOP DIVING AND START SHOOTING.

 

[confuziz]

Crosses have been awful (by Adriano)

 

[Clegg]

Yeah Zidane is still the player that most takes my breath away.

BUT, football is not just about the beauty - scoring goasl, being effective and winning things matters and Messi is able to combine technical brilliance with dragging his team over the line time and time again.

I agree - Zidane was very special, the best for me before Messi...but Messi has just taken things to another level now.

Schweinsteiger is better than both.

 

[Freewheelin']

Schweinsteiger is better than both.

Man, fuck Bayern.

 

[bud]

where is fry? you bastards have made him leave.

 

[Messi]

Messi has a broth fetish?

Da fuck?

 

[Regulus Tera]

Schweinsteiger is better than both.

How many Champions League trophies has he hold up?

 

[Clegg]

where is fry? you bastards have made him leave.

Fry needs to learn to accept other peoples opinions.

 

[Blablurn]

where is fry? you bastards have made him leave.

all the people complaining about bayern :/ seems like they got their victory. be daaaamned.

 

[Clegg]

From this evenings XFactor

 

[Carbonox]

From this evenings XFactor

If I was RVP or even someone sitting behind them, I'd stick my fingers up showing 3-2 during that time.

 

[Ushojax]

From this evenings XFactor

Why is Robben there?

 

[Freewheelin']

Why is Robben there?

He wants to join a winning team.

 

[Messi]

Fuck we need the 3rd goal, Betis are dangerous

 

[Metalmurphy]

Why so lucky Barça? -.-

 

[Linius]

Been listening to a lot of Led Zep the past two days, really diggin' it.

And come on Barca, score that third one please.

 

[Razor554]

Betis are playing so good. How was this team so bad vs Sevilla boggles my mind.

 

[Metalmurphy]

lol, can't get any easier than that.

 

[Linius]

Fuck the woodwork.

 

[Timurid]

fuck! Napoli why are you so shit?!?!

 

[Keio]

Entertaining game. Both sides getting away with moments of panic.

 

[adriano999]

I almost got an heart attack at the end......FUCK NAPOLI

 

[Linius]

I almost got an heart attack at the end......FUCK NAPOLI

You're still here, so I guess it all end well.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You're still here, so I guess it all end well.

No matter what either Inter or Napoli had to get points. It couldn't end well.

 

[Phantast2k]

I almost got an heart attack at the end......FUCK NAPOLI

FUCK INTER MERDA!

Spoiler

damn, all that Juve brain washing over the years

Serie A looks pretty healthy (= like an actual, ongoing competition, lol)

 

[Linius]

No matter what either Inter or Napoli had to get points. It couldn't end well.

I don't care for the Serie A