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Yeah it doesn't seem as serious as the one last year, according to the catalan press.

 

[Zabojnik]

Same. Hope he's back soon. Or that Pep steps in for the meantime.

The real genius behind Pep, confirmed. :/ Get well soon, Tito!

 

[3Sixty]

Bumped (Literally) into Rickie Lambert while i was out xmas shopping. He's so big and rugged <3

 

[Phantast2k]

Udine should've taken the lead instead of Fiorentina.
Having said that, I can't wait for the German cup games to start..

 

[Carbonox]

Bumped (Literally) into Rickie Lambert while i was out xmas shopping. He's so big and rugged <3

Did you bite his ear? If I bumped in to someone famous, I'd quickly twat their sack in the process. Blame it on Xmas festivities.

 

[Meier]

Saw something from Tancredi Palmeri before that suggested he could be back within a month, if the operation's a success. I think it's all a bit speculative at the moment.

That's encouraging to hear but the real issue is that this is a recurring problem. Surely that alone would mean that it is something that would require further monitoring than the initial concern. You can't just jump right back in as you would have the initial time, can you? I guess we'll see.

 

[Freewheelin']

Did you bite his ear? If I bumped in to someone famous, I'd quickly twat their sack in the process. Blame it on Xmas festivities.

If I met Santi or Mikel or Lionel, I would kiss their penis.

 

[Carbonox]

If I met Santi or Mikel or Lionel, I would kiss their penis.

You want to kiss John Obi Mikel's penis? You rat fucker.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I would ask for an autograph and make a picture

 

[Razor554]

Official: Barcelona coach Tito Vilanova, who had a tumor removed last year, has had a relapse and will need surgery.

Barcelona coach Tito Vilanova will undergo an operation tomorrow, he's expected to have to stay in the hospital for 3-4 days.

After leaving hospital, Vilanova will have treatment for 6 weeks, which he could combine with his job, depending on evolution.

Thank god we have piss easy games in Jan. Only Malaga away is tricky one (and the games vs them in Copa). Might not need replacement after all if all goes well.

And some good news today aswell: Abidal, who's recovering from a liver transplant, has rejoined the group on training

F yes.

 

[Awesome Animals]

Alright, I'm on a quest to actually beat Dark Souls this time!

 

[3Sixty]

I would ask for an autograph and make a picture

When we got promoted to the prem they were all in a VIP section of this bar/club and everyone kept sending them shots. By the end of the night i probably could have had my way with the entire first XI.

 

[Freewheelin']

You want to kiss John Obi Mikel's penis? You rat fucker.

:lol I meant Arteta obviously

 

[Phantast2k]

Bloodzeed is fun and all, but those Russian streams are nuts (the 4000 Kbps ones). Sky am cry (hey, that rhymes).

 

[Ushojax]

Gareth Bale is back in training - and back in contention for Saturday’s Premier League clash against Stoke at the Lane.

The winger picked up a hamstring in the win at Fulham on December 1.

“It’s good news,” said Andre Villas-Boas. “First, for the player because he wants to be back in the group and he’s made a tremendous recovery. He's worked extremely hard.”

Michael Dawson, who also picked up a hamstring injury at Craven Cottage, is also training again with the squad.

“Michael was injured in the same game as Gareth and they’ve both returned to training,” added Andre. “It’s great to have them back.

“Benoit is also recovering his fitness, along with Scott Parker. Scott is a little ahead of Benoit, but he’s getting back into shape and back into contention.”

We could actually roll up at Villa Park on Boxing Day with only Kaboul missing.

 

[Hixx]

I hope Stoke give Bale a dead leg for christmas that lasts for about 7 days. Or 8. I can't remember.

 

[Ushojax]

I hope Stoke give Bale a dead leg for christmas that lasts for about 7 days. Or 8. I can't remember.

Just remember that Rose won't be able to play against us. Gardner/Colback vs Lennon?

 

[Gareth Bale]

I hope Stoke give Bale a dead leg for christmas that lasts for about 7 days. Or 8. I can't remember.

Either you lose or we recall Danny Rose and you get relegated. Your call.

 

[flintstryker]

I am reading reports that Falcao to Chelsea is done I hope to god its true, its been for too long we have been without a competent striker.

 

[Hixx]

Just remember that Rose won't be able to play against us. Gardner/Colback vs Lennon?

Phil the Ankle Breaker Bardsley will be up against Bale if he plays anyway

When he knacks him we can put him onto the left to knack Lennon and then take him off coz hes fucking wank

Either you lose or we recall Danny Rose and you get relegated. Your call.

Danny will be signing for SAFC permanently in Jan 8) Now if we can give Levy a dead leg so someone else has to negotiate... is the Stoke chairman a bit of a nutter?

 

[fadetoblack]

“An offer has arrived for Pato. Basically, in defence and midfield we will not be signing anyone. If Pato and Robinho remain, or if only one leaves, then we won’t bring in any replacements.

“We believe the right number of strikers to have is five, as if two new ones arrive, then there won’t be space for M’Baye Niang.”

THERE WON'T BE SPACE FOR M'BAYE NIANG.

TheLucifer on suicide watch.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Danny will be signing for SAFC permanently in Jan 8) Now if we can give Levy a dead leg so someone else has to negotiate... is the Stoke chairman a bit of a nutter?

He's ploughed millions of his own money into Stoke City with almost no financial return, so yeah he's pretty mental.

 

[Yen]

Did you bite his ear? If I bumped in to someone famous, I'd quickly twat their sack in the process. Blame it on Xmas festivities.

He bumped into him and seconds later, Lambert was heard saying, "hey, where's my wallet?"

 

[FuturusX]

I am reading reports that Falcao to Chelsea is done I hope to god its true, its been for too long we have been without a competent striker.

If that's true...god help us all. Falcao in a team that can provide the service to him would be deadly. Unlike Torres, Falcao is ready for the big time.

I'd rather see him at a class organization though, Swansea or Villa perhaps Norwich.

 

[Carbonox]

He bumped into him and seconds later, Lambert was heard saying, "hey, where's my wallet?"

Well he's a Southampton fan afterall. His club couldn't have legitimately acquired a player like Gamirez. That shit was clearly a kidnapping by the Southampton brigade.

 

[Awesome Animals]

Wow. I started a new game but saw I have a character named Steve Zissou. How so I not use him?

 

[Zabojnik]

Bloodzeed is fun and all, but those Russian streams are nuts (the 4000 Kbps ones). Sky am cry (hey, that rhymes).

Crazy indeed. I think some of them exceed the bandwidth of my (admittedly shitty) internet connection. SopCast forevah.

THERE WON'T BE SPACE FOR M'BAYE NIANG.

TheLucifer on suicide watch.

Pato & Robinho out, Matri in. It's gonna happen.

 

[FootballFan]

Tito

So sad...

*sigh* Abidal is back and everyone is happy then Tito becomes ill.

Hope his surgery and everything go well and he comes back soon.

 

[Hixx]

This is really OT but I'm laughing so hard:

Charlotte-Letitia &#8207;@CharlotteGShore
Yi am trending

Charlotte-Letitia &#8207;@CharlotteGShore
Listen I love u all and if I met u all 1 by 1 I promise I would shave my fanny to show u it wasn't actually that ugly

 

[Oxx]

If I met Santi or Mikel or Lionel, I would kiss their penis.

What about Viera?

 

[Broder Salsa]

What about Viera?

That would be the other way around, Vieras penis would kiss Freewheelin.

 

[Wes]

Interesting blog piece on the top 100 "thrilling young players in football today" in the world under the age of 21.

 

[Messi]

Fuck, poor Tito

 

[Yurt]

Shakhtar's Willian: "I have offers from Juventus and Chelsea. I want to leave Shakhtar"

Pato & Robinho out, Matri in. It's gonna happen.

More like Drogba in. I can feel it.

 

[fadetoblack]

More like Drogba in. I can feel it.

It'll all depend on whether or not Drogba gets called up for ACON. Which, at this point, a player of his caliber will know one way or another whether or not HE wants to go.

Edit: Willan? Winger/attacking midfielder. In a 3-5-2? Nope. A Brazilian player at Juventus doing well? Nope. Do not want.

 

[Yurt]

Yeah Willian can go to Chelsea if he wants. We can't afford to spend 20m+ on him.

 

[pulga]

Real Madrid Official Press Release: Real Madrid C.F. wishes to express its affection and support to F.C. Barcelona coach Tito Vilanova. It also wishes him a speedy recovery and extends its support to his club and family.

Madrid players wishing Tito a speedy recovery <3:

Casillas: "Tito tienes la fuerza de todos para superar esto. Es la fuerza del fútbol y la fuerza de las personas. Imposible tener mejor equipo. Imposible que pierdas este partido".

Marcelo: "Por encima de colores y escudos están las personas. Este partido lo ganarás Tito.Toda la fuerza del mundo"

Sergio Ramos: "Mucho ánimo a Tito Vilanova y a su gente, que somos toda la familia del Fútbol. Fuerte abrazo de corazón".

Nuri Sahin, cedido en el Liverpool: "Mucho ánimo para Tito Vilanova. Espero que se recupere pronto".

Arbeloa: "Las guerras se ganan después de muchas batallas libradas y el secreto es luchar hasta el final. Tienes todo nuestro apoyo. ¡Fuerza Tito!".

Morata: "Mucho ánimo para Tito. Espero que se recupere pronto".

Classy fuckers <3

Spoiler

can I be Madrid's dc32923?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I am reading reports that Falcao to Chelsea is done I hope to god its true, its been for too long we have been without a competent striker.

It better be true. If Mata/Hazard/Oscar/Moses play well again he would dominate the PL!

 

[Clegg]

It better be true. If Mata/Hazard/Oscar/Moses play well again he would dominate the PL!

You'll need a competent manager first.

 

[dc89]

Tito

I hope he recovers quickly.

 

[Yurt]

Merry Christmas from our players. It's funny, not a PR video.

Oh yes, and Pogba is in it. Dat hilarious accent.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

This is really OT but I'm laughing so hard:

Charlotte-Letitia &#8207;@CharlotteGShore
Yi am trending

Charlotte-Letitia &#8207;@CharlotteGShore
Listen I love u all and if I met u all 1 by 1 I promise I would shave my fanny to show u it wasn't actually that ugly

Classy girl

 

[Ushojax]

Shakhtar's Willian: "I have offers from Juventus and Chelsea. I want to leave Shakhtar"

Levy pls

Chelsea team;


Team v Leeds (4-2-3-1) Cech; Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, Luiz, Bertrand; Lampard, Oscar; Moses, Mata, Marin; Torres.

 

[Tc91]

Merry Christmas from our players. It's funny, not a PR video.

Oh yes, and Pogba is in it. Dat hilarious accent.

Pogba..

Cool video! Giovinco<3

 

[Broder Salsa]

Lampard and Oscar to fill out the defensive duties in the midfield. D:

Just open that transfer window already.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Levy pls

Chelsea team;


Team v Leeds (4-2-3-1) Cech; Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, Luiz, Bertrand; Lampard, Oscar; Moses, Mata, Marin; Torres.

MARIN! I am sure he will do nothing but I hope he does well! COME ON GERMAN MESSI!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Interesting blog piece on the top 100 "thrilling young players in football today" in the world under the age of 21.

Wanyama's not even 22? Sign him up B-Rod

 

[Scum]

I am reading reports that Falcao to Chelsea is done I hope to god its true, its been for too long we have been without a competent striker.

He'll be Euro cup-tied.

 

[Broder Salsa]

He'll be Euro cup-tied.

He hasn't played a minute of Europa League.

 

[Clegg]

Wanyama's not even 22? Sign him up B-Rod

United have first dibs.