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LanceVance
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Need to go to the library tomorrow to do my assignment but I've got fucking awful flatulance problems at the moment. Swear everytime I need to so some work something happens to me to always make it that little bit harder
Sviatoslav
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I'm not going to lie, I'll probably laugh my ass off if you guys end up losing to Spartak anyway.
That guy simply has to be an elaborate troll account. It's too brilliant to be real
I see. was kinda suprised to see the new mods.
They're playing for pride and with the new manager bounce. I think this'll probably be the most dangerous Spartak side all season, it couldn't have come at a worse time. I'm worried..
I would lick Ibra's juices off Piqué's cock.
:lol
I still don't fart around uni mates because they're all ladies, so when I get to uni for 11, spend all day with them and clubbing in the night, my belly fucking aches by the time I get back to their flat to sleep. Then I probably fart while kipping anyway
Broder Salsa
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Chelsea can pretty much only surprise at this point and that all depends on the Ukrainian cunt team. Nordshitland won't be a problem, not even for Benitez Chelsea side, their only good defender is even out for the rest of the year. Torres might even score and Chelsea fans all around the world will yet again claim he's back.
I'm in a class with 4 guys (that is including me) and the rest is chicks, it's hard to not fart much all day, although every now and then you just let one lose to scare them, it can sound like a black metal growl if you kept it in for long.
Awesome Animals
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ALright, just flipped on Univision. Give me some talking points on which team is more likable.
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It's pure speculation on my part, but my guess as to why he was perma'd and not just banned is because he's been banned before (I don't even think that was just his second ban).
EDIT:
It's pure speculation on my part, but my guess as to why he was perma'd and not just banned is because he's been banned before (I don't even think that was just his second ban).
Freewheelin'
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Omg, Boardwalk Empire!
So fucking gooood
So fucking gooood
Broder Salsa
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Is it true you feast upon the assholes of the plentiful virgins or did your brother take over your facebook?
Awesome Animals
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What's with the chalk spray?
Freewheelin'
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Nah, he can be weird too, it runs in the family!
Marking the 8 yds.
Awesome Animals
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Well, I understood that. It just seems like a silly thing to do.
AndresON777
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stfu about BE I can't see the season finale until I get home.
Any of these mexican teams have colombian players?
Any of these mexican teams have colombian players?
Freewheelin'
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Wherever have you seen this.
Edit: don't worry, Andres! I believe I am 2 eps behind on UK speed
Broder Salsa
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Are you guys talking about football when they take freekicks? That shit is brilliant, should have it in Europe too to stop those cheating cunts moving the ball or the wall.
We're on to you.
Regulus Tera
Romanes Eunt Domus
Vergara gone full loco confirmed once again: Johann Cruyff's services with Chivas will end at New Year's.
This is after the entire team's layout was restructured according to his ideas. I feel literally sick.
This is after the entire team's layout was restructured according to his ideas. I feel literally sick.
AndresON777
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I wonder what shakira looks like when she's sucking dick
Freewheelin'
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No way man, real helpful.
Yup, I think it's so weird it isn't done every where....
Like Shakira but with her mouth full
Use your imagination, darling.
AndresON777
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Regulus Tera
Romanes Eunt Domus
Wasn't there sex tape of hers and Piqué supposedly out there?
You forgot Abate.
Willkiller
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The fuck?!?!
Too fat?
AndresON777
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Honestly surprised you guys really think she's so attractive as to bring her up this much. Not that it bothers me, I just didn't think that men thought Shakira is hot.
She's always been like a Julia Roberts to me. Women proclaim how beautiful she is but to men she's just kind of "meh."
Don't like her voice, her dancing is so exaggerated its comical and her body isn't spectacular to me it's rather pear-shaped. Her face is nondescript.
She's always been like a Julia Roberts to me. Women proclaim how beautiful she is but to men she's just kind of "meh."
Don't like her voice, her dancing is so exaggerated its comical and her body isn't spectacular to me it's rather pear-shaped. Her face is nondescript.
AndresON777
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LOL at comparing Julia Roberts and Shakira.
I can honestly never tell if you're being serious or not.
---Louisa got damn
Broder Salsa
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FootballFan
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:lol oh stop it.
There is a reason Shakira threads go crazy on GAF and get locked lol. And the reason is not Pique.
AndresON777
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True story I once dated a puerto rican girl that looked like julia roberts. She had that weird vein protruding out of her forehead as well.
She sucked dick like a champ. Like I mean for like 40 minutes some times
:*)
EDIT: LMAO Slizz!
I would like to take both to a location where no one could see, light some candles and then knob them both into oblivion.
Failing that, just until they got bored.
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