West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Adults have left the room.
If you've never been in a threesome, come fuck with me, you feel me?
P sure this is the original
P sure this is the original
Leaving work mid afternoon and heading home to get my gear, the dogs, and the wife.Glad to see Con_Z_ǝdʇ is back again.
Thinking about watching Beau is afraid tonight..
Also curious how much muscle ache I'll have tomorrow. (Leg day yesterday but I took a long ass bath with epsom salt so I don't expect it to be that bad).
I'm on creatine now. Finished the loading phase and already notice it's effects. Pretty nice.
When are you leaving again Maiden Voyage ?
Yeey it's Friday again. Happy Friday everybody. Hope you enjoy your weekend.
The tropical and ice cream are fucking disgusting lol.Giving myself cancer this weekend with some Irn Bru Extra! I bought some cans of the new flavours: Tropical and Ice Cream. Also just the original extra. Easily my favourite drink.
Happy weekend everybody. Very quiet one for me after having smashed the last two weekends out of the park.
I wish it was Tuesday.
Yeey it's Friday again. Happy Friday everybody. Hope you enjoy your weekend.
I want Pizza. I've been good not eating takeways for a while now and feel like I need to treat myself but I'm doing so good. Not sure what to have tonight.Likewise man.
I'm having pizza tonight ❤
Last weekend of bad food.
(With some exceptions)
More cardio and core work.
Stop smoking after my bday (begin August)
Thinking about jogging/running around that time.
I have a deadline for an operation.
Need to be on point.
I'm having pizza tonight ❤
I had one too.I want Pizza.
I want Pizza. I've been good not eating takeways for a while now and feel like I need to treat myself but I'm doing so good. Not sure what to have tonight.
I'm not exercising ... fuck that lol. Wish I could have a smoke right now though.
Sword Fighting class.
I had one too.
All right. Heading out. See you beautiful people on Wednesday. Happy America one and all.
Have fun whatever you're going to do. I'll miss you please come back soon.All right. Heading out. See you beautiful people on Wednesday. Happy America one and all.
You're the kind of person who makes their own smokes? Cool.Well. Dear Mr Nightmareslain....
If you exercise you can... EAT MORE MUAHAHAHAHA
It's hard to do keto or whatever when your drinking. You crave the good stuff, right? You can treat yourself. But keep it... How do I say this... Modest? Eyes are bigger than the stomach most times.
I make my own cigs..
Nah man. You good people. I overthink before i type. Same shit. (pls don't ignore me)
I'm pretty fucking sure yours was/is better.
You're the kind of person who makes their own smokes? Cool.
I used to always make up smokes for my grandad. He had a little machine not as cool as that but I think it was the same thing. He didn't use filters it was just tobacco in papers. I feel bad now but at the time I used to steal a bunch of his tobacco and sneak some of his cigarettes home with me lol. I prefer straight roll ups compared to filtered.
I've had enough to drink and can't drink anymore so it's time to go to bed.
Goodnight everybody, I've gotta go! Gotta leave you all behind. MAMA mia it's a me mario
My company announced they were no longer going to be providing holiday pay, but we still have to work them!
Here's what Maiden Voyage has to look forward to TIMES 10!
I took a pic of that adorable lil' fucker about 7 years ago in my back yard during garbage day.
I then immediately ran back upstairs to the safety of my apartment knowing the mommy was probably close
Here's what Maiden Voyage has to look forward to TIMES 10!
I took a pic of that adorable lil' fucker about 7 years ago in my back yard during garbage day.
I then immediately ran back upstairs to the safety of my apartment knowing the mommy was probably close