Nothing like a 33 year old mother of 4, worn and tattered from the winds of life. Girls like that know how to give a sloppy blowjob. When I get a BJ, I want my entire lap to be soaked with mucus and spit. Older chicks have been run down by life enough to let a guy gag them with a dick until they half vomit.
Young chicks with hopes, dreams and skin elasticity just don't have the intangibles for me.
Never understood wanting 72 virgins. If I'm going to bomb some shit, I want the 72 most veteran hookers in the history of mankind. I want a chick that's tossed the salad of an entire boat of vikings and lived to tell about it.
Post of the year.