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[Faddy]

5 on Worthy
3 on Swamped

Only Burb hasn't voted I think?

Are you sure about Swamped? Confidence out of 10 that she is scum?

 

[*Splinter]

Are you sure about Swamped? Confidence out of 10 that she is scum?

Oo at least 6, maybe even 7

 

[flatearthpandas]

Why would scum target Sorian when he would probably have been lynched today?
Why would a vig target Bronx?
What "vote analysis" clears Burb?
How is a TWE vote going to "shake things up" when he's the most widely suspected and easiest place to plonk a safe vote?
What?
How?
Why?
What?

Who knows?
Because they really didn't trust him, saw no additional poison claims, and were frustrated we weren't going to lynch.
Burb changed votes end of day. With town v town lynches every day, scum can rest pretty easy because they win whichever train takes off. Town are the most likely to be feeling doubtful and jumping targets.
Good question. I suppose it isn't shaking things up.

 

[Gorlak]

No nothing happened

It's just a gut feeling, hopefully I'm wrong

Eh, Burb being confirmed town is nothing?

And looking at these posts from swamped I'm really confused. She puts down names she would vote for only to vote someone completely different and disregard burb before he claimed?

 

[*Splinter]

Eh, Burb being confirmed town is nothing?

And looking at these posts from swamped I'm really confused. She puts down names she would vote for only to vote someone completely different and disregard burb before he claimed?

Oh I thought you had checked in since then

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

DAY 5 CURRENT VOTE TALLY:

TheWorthyEdge (5)
Kawl_USC 3388
flatearthpandas 3406
Gorlak 3424
franconp 3492
Kyanrute 3515

Swamped (4)
Faddy 3292 3329
TheWorthyEdge 3313 3333
*Splinter 3397
StanleyPalmtree 3507
TheWorthyEdge 3547
Faddy 3557

StanleyPalmtree (1)
Swamped 3390 3435
Faddy 3530 3557
CCS 3535

Kawl_USC (1)
Swamped 3447

CCS (1)
WhereAreMahDragonz 3503

franconp (0): TheWorthyEdge 3333 3547, Faddy 3412 3530

Burbeting (0): TheWorthyEdge 3257 3313, StanleyPalmtree 3263 3507, franconp 3398 3492

Kyanrute (0): Gorlak 3386 3424

WhereAreMahDragonz (0): Gorlak 3317 3386, Swamped 3435 3447

No active vote for Day 5: Burbeting


Day 5 ends:

Automated vote tally here

7 votes for majority

 

[Faddy]

Oo at least 6, maybe even 7

Better than i am feeling about anyone.

VOTE: Swamped

 

[*Splinter]

I thought Stan was on Swamped, yn?

 

[TheWorthyEdge]

No nothing happened

It's just a gut feeling, hopefully I'm wrong

You're not wrong.

 

[Faddy]

I thought Stan was on Swamped, yn?

I think his vote might have gotten eaten by the parser with the space between VOTE and the colon

 

[StanleyPalmtree]

wait, should i redo the vote?

 

[Gorlak]

twe 5
swamped 4

hmmm, let's swap these numbers and see

vote: swamped

12 minutes

 

[*Splinter]

Yn fixed it

5-4

CCS, Swamped, Dragonz & Burb currently on non-votes

 

[Burbeting]

I don't feel good about either of those two people (swamped or TWE). But something about these last minute vote changes worry me.

I'm not sure which one of these two I should vote. If this is town/town again, we deserve to lose.

 

[flatearthpandas]

Agh...

Think I'm staying on worthy. Hopefully the right choice. No shenanigans from me this morning.

 

[*Splinter]

I don't feel good about either of those two people (swamped or TWE). But something about these last minute vote changes worry me.

I'm not sure which one of these two I should vote. If this is town/town again, we deserve to lose.

Which ones?

TWE making the obvious vote
Faddy is cleared or near enough
Gorlak is the first to switch and that only just happened

 

[Burbeting]

It is interesting how TWE was so commited on voting Swamped until recently. Wouldn't be surprised if they were scum team-mates too.

 

[TheWorthyEdge]

I don't feel good about either of those two people (swamped or TWE). But something about these last minute vote changes worry me.

I'm not sure which one of these two I should vote. If this is town/town again, we deserve to lose.

Honestly...

 

[Ourobolus]

DAY 5 CURRENT VOTE TALLY:

Swamped (5)
Faddy 3292 3329
TheWorthyEdge 3313 3333
*Splinter 3397
StanleyPalmtree 3507
TheWorthyEdge 3547
Faddy 3557
Gorlak

TheWorthyEdge (4)
Kawl_USC 3388
flatearthpandas 3406
Gorlak 3424
franconp 3492
Kyanrute 3515

StanleyPalmtree (1)
Swamped 3390 3435
Faddy 3530 3557
CCS 3535

Kawl_USC (1)
Swamped 3447

CCS (1)
WhereAreMahDragonz 3503

franconp (0): TheWorthyEdge 3333 3547, Faddy 3412 3530

Burbeting (0): TheWorthyEdge 3257 3313, StanleyPalmtree 3263 3507, franconp 3398 3492

Kyanrute (0): Gorlak 3386 3424

WhereAreMahDragonz (0): Gorlak 3317 3386, Swamped 3435 3447

No active vote for Day 5: Burbeting


Day 5 ends:

Automated vote tally here

7 votes for majority

 

[Faddy]

I don't feel good about either of those two people (swamped or TWE). But something about these last minute vote changes worry me.

I'm not sure which one of these two I should vote. If this is town/town again, we deserve to lose.

Come on Burb. Time to ride with me and Splinter.

 

[Burbeting]

Which ones?

TWE making the obvious vote
Faddy is cleared or near enough
Gorlak is the first to switch and that only just happened

There's also that CCS vote on Stanley that bothers me.

 

[Gorlak]

It is interesting how TWE was so commited on voting Swamped until recently. Wouldn't be surprised if they were scum team-mates too.

I've pointed out how TWE backed off of her after she town read him.

 

[TheWorthyEdge]

There's also that CCS vote on Stanley that bothers me.

CCS in general just doesn't feel right to me. That vote on Stanley does NOT sit well.

 

[Kawl_USC]

Feel pretty good about either of these lynches. Will move so that a tie can't be arranged assuming w/w otherwise Ill be staying on TWE.

 

[Burbeting]

To be perfectly honest, my top scum read would right now be Dragonz or Kyanrute. They are both so much in the background lately, and nobody seems to have bothered to really read them. Very easy spot for scum to hide in.

But right now there are no other viable options than TWE and Swamped...

 

[*Splinter]

Kawl feels good

All is lost

 

[Gorlak]

If we get enough people to vote dragonz I'm on board.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

CCS in general just doesn't feel right to me. That vote on Stanley does NOT sit well.

I mean I voted for him before that happened but now I know for sure my vote is staying

 

[*Splinter]

I mean I voted for him before that happened but now I know for sure my vote is staying

CCS isn't being lynched today

 

[Kawl_USC]

Kawl feels good

All is lost

My two scum reads are the contenders for a day, yea I feel good especially as enough votes are scattered else where that scum could be caught out in a way that they can't create an opposing wagon.

Swamped could tie the vote if she votes on TWE however.

 

[Faddy]

If we get enough people to vote dragonz I'm on board.

Too late.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

CCS isn't being lynched today

So you want me to pick between Swamped and TWE?

 

[TheWorthyEdge]

CCS isn't being lynched today

Yeah...so...

Choose who you think is Scum the most WAMD.

Swamped.

Or

Me.

 

[*Splinter]

So you want me to pick between Swamped and TWE?

Those are the current options, yes

 

[Burbeting]

Well, if it is town/town it's most likely we've already lost. Scum/scum could be likely too, with how TWE and Swamped have been so non-commital to each other. But would there have been more push away from these two then?

VOTE: Swamped

Let's find out.

I mean I voted for him before that happened but now I know for sure my vote is staying

Well, you sure appeared conveniently as soon as mentioned.

 

[Faddy]

To be perfectly honest, my top scum read would right now be Dragonz or Kyanrute. They are both so much in the background lately, and nobody seems to have bothered to really read them. Very easy spot for scum to hide in.

But right now there are no other viable options than TWE and Swamped...

Well if you are going to go missing you can't moan about not getting the lynch you wanted.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yeah...so...

Choose who you think is Scum the most WAMD.

Swamped.

Or

Me.

You, honestly.

vote: TheWorthyEdge

 

[Ourobolus]

DAY 5 CURRENT VOTE TALLY:

Swamped (6)
Faddy 3292 3329
TheWorthyEdge 3313 3333
*Splinter 3397
StanleyPalmtree 3507
TheWorthyEdge 3547
Faddy 3557
Gorlak
Burbeting

TheWorthyEdge (5)
Kawl_USC 3388
flatearthpandas 3406
Gorlak 3424
franconp 3492
Kyanrute 3515
WhereAreMahDragonz

StanleyPalmtree (1)
Swamped 3390 3435
Faddy 3530 3557
CCS 3535

Kawl_USC (1)
Swamped 3447

CCS (0)
WhereAreMahDragonz 3503

franconp (0): TheWorthyEdge 3333 3547, Faddy 3412 3530

Burbeting (0): TheWorthyEdge 3257 3313, StanleyPalmtree 3263 3507, franconp 3398 3492

Kyanrute (0): Gorlak 3386 3424

WhereAreMahDragonz (0): Gorlak 3317 3386, Swamped 3435 3447


Day 5 ends:

Automated vote tally here

7 votes for majority

 

[Burbeting]

The vote is still on the tie-range.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Well, if it is town/town it's most likely we've already lost. Scum/scum could be likely too, with how TWE and Swamped have been so non-commital to each other. But would there have been more push away from these two then?

VOTE: Swamped

Let's find out.



Well, you sure appeared conveniently as soon as mentioned.

I've been out with my mom all day and she's trying on clothes, relax

 

[*Splinter]

WAMD right on cue


Cue?
Queue?
Kyoo?

 

[Faddy]

My two scum reads are the contenders for a day, yea I feel good especially as enough votes are scattered else where that scum could be caught out in a way that they can't create an opposing wagon.

Swamped could tie the vote if she votes on TWE however.

Time to stop the tie.

 

[TheWorthyEdge]

Well, if it is town/town it's most likely we've already lost. Scum/scum could be likely too, with how TWE and Swamped have been so non-commital to each other. But would there have been more push away from these two then?

VOTE: Swamped

Let's find out.



Well, you sure appeared conveniently as soon as mentioned.

👏👏👏

I really hope this is the right vote...if Swamped is town that's game. That's gg.

 

[Kawl_USC]

Vote: Swamped

 

[Ourobolus]

DAY 5 HAS ENDED

 

[Ourobolus]

DAY 5 FINAL VOTE TALLY:

Swamped (7)
Faddy 3292 3329
TheWorthyEdge 3313 3333
*Splinter 3397
StanleyPalmtree 3507
TheWorthyEdge 3547
Faddy 3557
Gorlak
Burbeting
Kawl_USC

TheWorthyEdge (4)
Kawl_USC 3388
flatearthpandas 3406
Gorlak 3424
franconp 3492
Kyanrute 3515
WhereAreMahDragonz

StanleyPalmtree (1)
Swamped 3390 3435
Faddy 3530 3557
CCS 3535

Kawl_USC (1)
Swamped 3447

CCS (0)
WhereAreMahDragonz 3503

franconp (0): TheWorthyEdge 3333 3547, Faddy 3412 3530

Burbeting (0): TheWorthyEdge 3257 3313, StanleyPalmtree 3263 3507, franconp 3398 3492

Kyanrute (0): Gorlak 3386 3424

WhereAreMahDragonz (0): Gorlak 3317 3386, Swamped 3435 3447

 

[TheWorthyEdge]

 

[Ourobolus]

DAY 5 ENDS

"It's about time!" the crowd called out.
"She needs to go! Being all swampy and shit!"

The Administrator walked up to Swamped and peered down at her in her wheelchair. "What do you have to say for yourself, missy?"

Swamped would have curled into a ball if she could have, but having lost the use of her legs in a shocking gambit accident several years prior, she could only look furtively around the room at the accusing eyes glaring back at her.

"You don't understand! I have to go visit my husband tonight!"

"Uh-huh. Swamped, please. Your husband has been dead for ten years, after you kept trying to murder everyone in the room who attended your vow renewal ceremony. You don't remember? You shot him with a bagel gun. He died instantly as the poppyseeds embedded into his brain."

"I mean I go to the cemetary every other night and sit by his grave and talk of gambits past!" She began to cry, her tears staining her plaid smock.

"Now now, we can go see him together."

That night, the Administrator escorted Swamped to the graveyard and parked her in front of her husband's grave. It read:

HERE LIES MR. SWAMPED
1998-2050
A LOVING HUSBAND AND SCUMMATE
HE ONLY WANTED THE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM

"See? He's finally so quiet I can hear myself think."

The Administrator gripped her wheelchair tightly, before upending it, dumping Swamped onto the ground. "Well now you can spend the rest of your days with him. Rules are rules, sadly."

Swamped grimaced in pain as she lay on the moss, her head lying against the headstone. "No! I didn't do anything!"

"C'mon Swamped. You know how the game works. It doesn't matter if you did anything. Enjoy your pooping."

The Administrator walked off to his car, before driving the fifteen miles back to the home.

Swamped has died!

Good morning to another wonderful day at Lynchwood Acres!

It appears you are…RobotNinjaHornets, and you are Incontinent, or to put it another way, an Odd-Night Commuter. Long years of anxiety have taken its toll on your bowels, and at any given moment, you may have to grab your walker and sprint at the warp speed of 0.4 MPH to the nearest bathroom in order to relieve yourself. Gross. On the plus side, you feel a bit of comfort upon your porcelain throne, and no one would dare walk in on you and be confronted by that horrid stench.

Every Odd Night, you will head to the restroom and will be untargetable by all actions.

You can also vote! Hooray!

You are aligned with The Retirees (TOWN).

You win when all threats to The Retirees have been eliminated.

Good luck!

Night 5 ends:

All actions are due to me one hour before day start.

 

[Ourobolus]

Night Actions are locked in.

...23 minutes ago.

 

[Ourobolus]

DAY 6 BEGINS

The Administrator stood in line at breakfast, slightly perturbed. All night, he had dreamed of chocolate pudding. A chocolate pudding nightmare is probably a more apt description. Chased by anthropomorphic pudding cups in a nondescript pudding wasteland, he ended up face to face with a Chocolate Pudding Stronghold. Towers upon towers of pudding lay before him, taunting him. As the pudding horde closed in on him, he thrust his body through the gate, emerging from the other side covered in the sticky substance.

"Great, now I'm yummy," he muttered, wiping off what he could before getting his bearings. The courtyard was empty, save for a small corner of empty pudding cups with discarded spoons lying nearby. "Those poor souls," he sighed, as he made his way up to the front door. He squished his fist against the door, yelling, "Can anyone help me?"

The door opened sorianly, and inside a bright light consumed him. He shielded his eyes, waiting for them to adjust, afraid that the mob that was chasing him would catch up to him.

His eyes focused, and he was able to make out the figure before him - another pudding cup, this one tinged yellow, with bits of 'Nilla Wafers stuck to its top.

"You...you're..."

"Yes, my child. It is I, Banana Pudding. You must be frightened." It squished at him.

The Administrator's mouth lay agape, but he managed to eke out, "I'm being chased, can you help me?"

"My child, you must confront your fears. Stand and fight. I believe in you."

"Uh...what? C'mon, just a little bit of assistance?"

"I'm sorry, I must remain neutral in this conflict."

The Administrator could hear the angry puddings approaching, and he hissed through his teeth. "Neutral? NEUTRAL? I'll show you neutral!"

Before the Banana Pudding could react, The Administrator leapt upon him, digging his hands into the gelatinous substance and eating furiously. "Oh my god, you're, you're...DELICIOUS!" He couldn't stop. It was just too good. Even as the chocolate pudding descended upon him, he continued to gorge himself, crying tears of happiness. Finally, as the enemy thrust their plastic spoons into him, he woke.

The Administrator shuddered in line as an assistant tapped him on the shoulder.

"Uh, Sir?"

"Hm? Oh, oh, what is it?"

"Kyanrute has escaped. No one knows where he is."

"Shit."

Kyanrute has met his win condition and has left the game!

Good morning to another wonderful day at Lynchwood Acres!

It appears you are…Sophia, and you are a Mental Patient, or to put it another way, a Jack-of-all-Trades. You sit in your room at Lynchwood Acres, surrounded by notebooks and notebooks of manifestos, each one thousands of words long, detailing how you analyzed everything that happened that day, up to and including your treatise on why one cup of chocolate pudding isn’t nearly enough. Remember, you’re not paranoid if they are actually out to get you.

You have four commands at your disposal. You may use any command during the night phase, but only one command per night. You may also use your commands repeatedly until they are successful. The commands are:

KILL: <player> - kill one player
SWITCH: <player1>, <player2> - switch two players
PUDDING: <player> - player must use the phrase "chocolate pudding" in every post during the next day phase or be modkilled
GIVE FRUIT: <player> - does nothing except gives the target player a useless banana

You can also vote! Hooray!

You are aligned with nobody (NEUTRAL).

You win when you have successfully used up all four of your items.

Good luck!

"Oh, and Faddy is dead, too."

"Meh."

Faddy has died!

Good morning to another wonderful day at Lynchwood Acres!

It appears you are…squidyj, and you are an Ordinary Resident. That means that while do not have any special abilities, your vote counts just as much as that know-it-all Sorian down the hall! You are aligned with The Retirees (TOWN).

We’ve got all sorts of activities planned for you today, so I hope you can attend! I’ve heard rumblings that some of the staff have been getting a little...disgruntled as of late and have been taking out their frustrations on the poor, poor retirees. If you could help us figure out which ones, I’d appreciate it!

You win when all threats to The Retirees have been eliminated.

Good luck!

Day 6 Ends:

Majority is 6.