DAY 6 ENDS
"Sir, we found one."
The Administrator spit out his drink. "Say that again?"
"Sir, we found one."
The Administrator took another sip of lemonade and spit it out again, forcefully. "You're shitting me."
"No, Sir."
"Take me to them."
The Administrator followed his aide into the kitchen, where he found WhereAreMahDragonz huddled on the floor, holding a banana.
She caressed it in her hands, talking softly to it. "No...what? I wouldn't do that. They had it coming they had it coming theyhaditcomingTHEYHADITCOMING...I love you, banana."
The banana replied, "..."
"Get up, WAMD. I know what you've been doing here. You've been murdering the retirees, haven't you?" The Administrator asked, pointedly, his finger pointing pointedly at a point on WAMD's body.
"No! I would never! It was...it was...the banana! That's it, the banana did it! Ask the banana! ASK HIM!" She cried out, her words tinged with the slightest of giggles.
"I'm not going to ask-"
"ASK THE GODDAMN BANANA!"
"Fine. Banana, did you do this?"
"..."
"Shock. Guys, throw her in the freezer and turn it down the whole way. Better to just be rid of her than to have to listen to this madness anymore." The Administrator gestured to his aides, who lifted WAMD off of the floor and flung her into the walk-in freezer, dropping her banana in the process. They slammed the door shut behind her, locking it securely.
The Administrator managed a tiny smile. "Well, that's that!"
"I know right, she was crazy as fuck!"
"I suppose so, Rick."
His aide, Rick, turned to the Administrator. "I didn't say anything, Sir."
"Oh, sorry. Ted?"
"Not me either, Sir."
The trio gazed down at the banana on the floor.
"..."
WhereAreMahDragonz has died!
WhereAreMahDragonz said:
Good morning to another wonderful day at Lynchwood Acres!
It appears you are...Rats Off To Ya, and you are a Nurse, or to put it another way, a
3-shot Poisoner. If it's not one thing, it's another. Everyone always calling you to their room to have their bed tilted an extra degree forward, bedpans constantly needing changed, and the retirees secretly taking massive doses of Viagra so you get to have the pleasure of looking at a wrinkled, throbbing member whenever you help them go to the bathroom. Well now they're going to pay.
Three times, during the night phase (once per night), you may target a player using the command TURN OFF IV: <player> to poison a player, effectively killing them the following night phase. The player WILL be notified that they are poisoned, however.
You may also target a player using the factional kill command KILL: <player>. Only one player on The Staff may submit the kill each night, and you may not use any other abilities if you are submitting the kill.
You can also vote! Hooray!
You are aligned with The Staff (MAFIA).
You win when The Staff holds a majority of votes at the beginning of the day phase.
Good luck!
Night 6 Ends:
Night actions are due to me 1 hour before day start!
