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I honestly can't believe this thread has turned into comparing Triley and Beysus

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royalan

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What about B'day or Sasha Fierce was about her Giving Head, Squeezing ass, Monica Lewinsky all on my gown? None. This is ratchet Bey. That was constructed sex. It wasn't dirty nor as descriptive as this album is. Plus those had a lot more female empowerment songs behind it. She literally let her stank out whether we like it or not. None of her album straight up says, "Yes, I fuck my man harder than all you bitches." like this one.

Well yeah, Beyonce's ratchet-er this time around. I was just point out that Beyonce has been ratchet before. I mean, listen to Videophone - she's singing about having sex with a stranger and letting him film it because he basically convinced her he had good D.

Ratchet isn't uncharted territory for Bey.
 
What about B'day or Sasha Fierce was about her Giving Head, Squeezing ass, Monica Lewinsky all on my gown? None. This is ratchet Bey. That was constructed sex. It wasn't dirty nor as descriptive as this album is. Plus those had a lot more female empowerment songs behind it. She literally let her stank out whether we like it or not. None of her album straight up says, "Yes, I fuck my man harder than all you bitches." like this one.
[Verse 1:]
I just wanna show you how much I appreciate you, yes
Wanna show you how much I'm dedicated to you, yes
Wanna show you how much I will forever be true, yes
Wanna show you how much you got your girl feeling good, oh, yes
Wanna show you how much, how much you understood, oh, yes
Wanna show you how much I value what you say,
Not only are you loyal, you're patient with me babe, oh, yes
Wanna show you how much I really care about your heart,
Wanna show you how much I hate being apart, oh, yes
Show you, show you, show you, till you through with me,
I wanna keep it how it is so you can never say how it used to be!

[Hook:]
Loving you is really all that's on my mind
And I can't help but to think about it day and night,
I wanna make that body rock
Sit back and watch!

[Chorus:]
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna put my body on your body
Boy I like it when you watch me, ah
Tonight it's going down
I'll be rocking on my babe, rocking, rocking on my babe,
Swirlin' on my babe, swirlin', swirlin' on my babe
Baby let me put my body on your body
Promise not to tell nobody
'Cause it's 'bout to go down!

[Verse 2:]
You'll never need 2 'cause I will be your number 1
Them other chicks are superficial
But I know you know I'm the one
That's why I'm all into you
'Cause I can recognize that you know that
That's why I'm backing this thing back
Pop-popping this thing back
Drop, drop, drop-dropping this thing back
This is for the time you gave me flowers
For the world that is ours
For the mula, for the power of love
And no I won't never ever e-ever give you up
And I wanna say thank you in case I don't thank you enough
A woman in the street and a freak in the you know what
Sit back, sit back, it's the pre-game show
Daddy you know what's up!

[Hook:]
Loving you is really all that's on my mind
And I can't help but to think about it day and night,
I wanna make that body rock
Sit back and watch!

[Chorus:]
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna put my body on your body
Boy I like it when you watch me, ah
Tonight it's going down
I'll be rocking on my babe, rocking, rocking on my babe,
I'll be swirlin' on my babe, swirlin', swirlin' on you babe
I'm gonna put my body on your body
Promise not to tell nobody
'Cause it's about to go down!

[Verse 3]
Imma take this time to show you how much you mean to me
'Cause you are all I need
No money can emphasize or describe the love that's in between the lines
Boy look into my eyes
When I'm grinding on you, this is beyond sex
Boy I'm high on you, and if it's real
Then you know how I feel
Rocking on you, babe, rocking, rocking, on you, babe
Swirling on you, babe,
In my mind all I can think about is a frame for our future
And the pictures of the past,
And a chance to make this love last, oh, oh

[Chorus:]
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna put my body on your body
Boy I like it when you watch me, ah
Tonight it's going down
I'll be rocking on my babe, rocking, rocking on my babe,
I'll be swirlin' on my babe, swirlin', swirlin' on you babe
I'm wanna put my body on your body
Promise not to tell nobody
'Cause it's about to go down, oh!

[Outro:]
Watch me pop it, pop it, p-p-p-p-pop it for you baby
Drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it for you baby
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch me throw it baby
Wanna make that body rock
Sit back and watch!
Me pop it, pop it, p-p-p-p-pop it for you baby
Drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it for you baby
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch me throw it baby
Wanna make that body rock
Sit back and watch!

Yes
Yes
Yes
Oh, yes
Oh, yes
Yes
Yes
Oh, yes
 

twobear

sputum-flecked apoplexy
Now that I'm back from my weekend away I can watch the videos instead of just bopping to the audio.

I think the inarguably best pop album of the year is about to get better.
 
WARNING: Ear abuse
Here's Katy's performances I mentioned earlier. She really struggles with this song live.

I appreciate that she sings live and let people know she's not the greatest. At least we know she's not fraud so this doesn't surprise me. It's just embarrassing that this is on a singing competition show and hers was probably worst than the contestants.

Well yeah, Beyonce's ratchet-er this time around. I was just point out that Beyonce has been ratchet before. I mean, listen to Videophone - she's singing about having sex with a stranger and letting him film it because he basically convinced her he had good D.

Ratchet isn't uncharted territory for Bey.

True true. But I can't put Bangerz over this. It's just so untrue. For being different, it can have the cake but for being good? It didn't come close. I can't revist that album even if I tried. Actually, I'm deleting it today to make room for 2014. However ArtPOP, I still love it but that album and Bey's do not compare. They are two different zones going parallel. There's nothing that binds them together to even make them comparable. Maybe it me but I can't listen to ARTPOP and say it's better than Bey. These are two different sounds that never clash with each other.. At least for me.
 
[Verse 1:]
I just wanna show you how much I appreciate you, yes
Wanna show you how much I'm dedicated to you, yes
Wanna show you how much I will forever be true, yes
Wanna show you how much you got your girl feeling good, oh, yes
Wanna show you how much, how much you understood, oh, yes
Wanna show you how much I value what you say,
Not only are you loyal, you're patient with me babe, oh, yes
Wanna show you how much I really care about your heart,
Wanna show you how much I hate being apart, oh, yes
Show you, show you, show you, till you through with me,
I wanna keep it how it is so you can never say how it used to be!

[Hook:]
Loving you is really all that's on my mind
And I can't help but to think about it day and night,
I wanna make that body rock
Sit back and watch!

[Chorus:]
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna put my body on your body
Boy I like it when you watch me, ah
Tonight it's going down
I'll be rocking on my babe, rocking, rocking on my babe,
Swirlin' on my babe, swirlin', swirlin' on my babe
Baby let me put my body on your body
Promise not to tell nobody
'Cause it's 'bout to go down!

[Verse 2:]
You'll never need 2 'cause I will be your number 1
Them other chicks are superficial
But I know you know I'm the one
That's why I'm all into you
'Cause I can recognize that you know that
That's why I'm backing this thing back
Pop-popping this thing back
Drop, drop, drop-dropping this thing back
This is for the time you gave me flowers
For the world that is ours
For the mula, for the power of love
And no I won't never ever e-ever give you up
And I wanna say thank you in case I don't thank you enough
A woman in the street and a freak in the you know what
Sit back, sit back, it's the pre-game show
Daddy you know what's up!

[Hook:]
Loving you is really all that's on my mind
And I can't help but to think about it day and night,
I wanna make that body rock
Sit back and watch!

[Chorus:]
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna put my body on your body
Boy I like it when you watch me, ah
Tonight it's going down
I'll be rocking on my babe, rocking, rocking on my babe,
I'll be swirlin' on my babe, swirlin', swirlin' on you babe
I'm gonna put my body on your body
Promise not to tell nobody
'Cause it's about to go down!

[Verse 3]
Imma take this time to show you how much you mean to me
'Cause you are all I need
No money can emphasize or describe the love that's in between the lines
Boy look into my eyes
When I'm grinding on you, this is beyond sex
Boy I'm high on you, and if it's real
Then you know how I feel
Rocking on you, babe, rocking, rocking, on you, babe
Swirling on you, babe,
In my mind all I can think about is a frame for our future
And the pictures of the past,
And a chance to make this love last, oh, oh

[Chorus:]
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna put my body on your body
Boy I like it when you watch me, ah
Tonight it's going down
I'll be rocking on my babe, rocking, rocking on my babe,
I'll be swirlin' on my babe, swirlin', swirlin' on you babe
I'm wanna put my body on your body
Promise not to tell nobody
'Cause it's about to go down, oh!

[Outro:]
Watch me pop it, pop it, p-p-p-p-pop it for you baby
Drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it for you baby
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch me throw it baby
Wanna make that body rock
Sit back and watch!
Me pop it, pop it, p-p-p-p-pop it for you baby
Drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it for you baby
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch me throw it baby
Wanna make that body rock
Sit back and watch!

Yes
Yes
Yes
Oh, yes
Oh, yes
Yes
Yes
Oh, yes


Besides the fact that I LOOOOVE THIS SONG! UMPH, the things...


Let's compare this to Partition.. Or even worse... Rocket..

2014 watch out...

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Yup, right after ordering a bitch ass beating . Serve Lindsay serve.... Super PercheD.

#Bossy
 

Majmun

Member
Yeah. Bey is way more ratchet and explicit this time around. The Monica Lewinski referece for instace...good lord
 
YAAAAASSSSSSS

It's not even 2014 yet and it's ALREADY game over.

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR FAVES.

Lindsey Lohan has just ECLIPSED Beyonce's efforts by merely INDICATING that she's CONSIDERING making more music.

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I'm convinced you don't even like music. You just like the various wastes of flesh that can afford studio time.

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Bladenic

Member
I'm really glad that even the songs I'm not crazy about on Yoncé aren't anywhere near as shit as 4's lowest points. Especially lyrically. She stole some good lyrics this time, unlike 1+1, Run the World, and Worst Shit I Ever Recorded.
 
Beyonce's Top 5 Most Underrated Bops

1. Welcome To Hollywood (amazing track)
2. Kitty Kat
3. Flaws and All
4. World Wide Woman
5.
Nuclear
(you know it's true though)

Basically, shame on all ya'll for paying B'Day dust. Bey's best album remains unbothered.

I was hoping she'd have followed Ariana's footsteps in heralding a grand return to that crisp, breezy early 00s R&B sound. But her new album has come closer to satisfying my thirst than anything else she's done since B'Dumping On Your Faves.

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