Happy New Year all!
Now to business...
I see Britney's got the fighters pressed (again). The show is both getting reviewed and selling well so far. Funny they go for her dancing when with the exception of J.Lo, she's still the best of the big stars.
The show looks amazing and I can't wait to see it. I will give you one point, it is a bit disappointing she's not singing anything live. There's never been a show when she doesn't do at least Everytime live so it's odd that she isn't for this one.
It's also funny to see the fighters claiming that Brit is done and lazy. What's the phrase about glass houses again? Let's examine xtinct's career. 8 years since she last had a number one album, 13 years since she last had a number one single, 7 years since she could last be bothered going on tour, and so far had the effort to make 1 music video for her latest era (2 if you count holding up a sign for a few seconds).
Her career now consists of sitting on a chair and pulling a bitchy face. Funny how the fighters go on about how successful she is on the Voice, yet can't use any of that success to forward her personal career.
And speaking of voice, fighters go for Brit's decaying dancing, let's not get started on Xtina's rapidly disintegrating tool! Xtina is now a adds nothing features artist, as shown by her latest effort, the inferior DWUW.
So do what your favourite does best, sit.
Let's examine some truths here:
1) Your fave can't sing.
2) Your fave can't dance.
3) Your fave can't even lip-sync properly anymore.
4) You fave can no longer make good music.
5) Your fave can't even
pretend to be bothered in interviews.
6) Your fave looks like an over-boiled bratwurst in every costume she wears despite her team going on and on about how much she works out.
7) Your fave has literally
no control over her life and gets trotted out like a circus freak whenever her father needs to fill his coffers with more money and the last bit of his daughter's dignity.
8) Hell, your fave can't tell whether or not she's drooling on camera.
But do what a Britney stan does best: when times are tough cry out, "b-b-but Christina!" Only...Britney's now the pathetic has-been flop and that excuse has run out. Say what you want about Christina, but at least she's a Grown-ass Woman who can do whatever the fuck she wants to. At least she's still capable of finding success in her career and under her own cognizance, as her successful singles and continued radio relevance have shown. And when Christina gets on a stage, at least her fans can say with confidence that she's doing what she loves to do, and at least Christina can muster up enough energy to at least look
involved.
And yes, Christina gets paid millions to sit her beautiful ass down on the most popular singing competition in the country and judge lessors, and when she left for one season? They paid her MORE to come back. Hun, not only was your fave basically given the boot from her "me too!" stint on Flop Factor, but it's hardly fair to say she was there at all - it'd be better to give credit whoever the hell it was pulling her strings back stage.
You Britney stans have been running from the truth for a while but you've now hit a wall: your fave is done. She's over. Her appeal, her power, her talent, and her ability to snatch are finished and what remains of any of it is now hanging by a wire in Vegas for the entire world to LAUGH AT. And once those two years of hell are over your fave is slinking off to some hovel in LA to grow even fatter, lazier and talentless than she is today.
Meanwhile, not only has Christina maintained her relevance (under her own power, mind you), but she's quite easily on the verge of a comeback. Must suck.
. I don't really have a stake in any of this, I was never an actual fan but I loved so many of her singles over the years. What happened to her exactly? I get that she's had children and she's been through a lot mentally and emotionally but why can't she dance like before? I want to use Beyoncé as an example of having kids not destroying your ability to dance but I know people will bring up the fake pregnancy thing... but there are others, right? JLo? Madonna? Is it simply that she's not into it? She seems a lot happier and more stable and Vegas seems like something she's happy about... what's the deal?
