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[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Nekci is BACK with a fantastic episode. Back to the old episode style with licensed music!

Nekci Menij Show Episode 26 -- Can't Remember I'm Not Lesbon

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Crystal Kay her future smash video "Busy Doing Nothing" releases tomorrow. It promises to be the loser ex-boyfriend anthem of a GENERATION!

Omg this is hilarious

Who's that at 4:49 with the red hair?

 

[botty]

Finally got to watch the You're Mine video.
She sits in the same spot for the entire video, hugs her upper body

Heh, did you notice she was topless? Took me a while to realize lol.

 

[3phemeral]

Heh, did you notice she was topless? Took me a while to realize lol.

Yeah, I was surprised, but she was holding on to those tatas for dear life, so it's not like it meant much of anything. lol

 

[botty]

Yeah, I was surprised, but she was holding on to those tatas for dear life, so it's not like it meant much of anything. lol

The video was edited at the last minute to include trey songs instead of a model she originally cast for the video. I think that's why it's coming off so disjointed and awkward... well, besides for the obvious. ;p

 

[royalan]

Yeah

Why the hell WAS Trey Songs in that video?

I mean, yeah, he's hot. But it was so odd...I couldn't focus on how good he looked because I was so busy wondering what he was even doing there.

 

[Aguila]

This is so disgusting. I can't.

 

[You Know Nothing]

That gif is going to haunt my nightmares.

I'll never be able to eat cucumber again.

 

[Via Purifico]

Yeah

Why the hell WAS Trey Songs in that video?

I mean, yeah, he's hot. But it was so odd...I couldn't focus on how good he looked because I was so busy wondering what he was even doing there.

Which reminds me.....
https://soundcloud.com/buyamadeustrack/trigga-look-yall

 

[Vazra]

That gif is going to haunt my nightmares.

I'll never be able to eat cucumber again.

Dont be a fool we know you love a sexy cucumber

 

[You Know Nothing]

Dont be a fool we know you love a sexy cucumber

... I'll be in my bunk.

 

[Aguila]

Our Lorde and Savior looking flawless on the cover of V magazine

I mean wow.

Her #ICONIC hair.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I prefer ha straightened hair tbh.

***Flawless.

 

[royalan]

I mean wow.



Her #ICONIC hair.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Curly haired Lorde looks like a younger version of my mom

 

[Aguila]

Her eyes are also iconic.

 

[tali'zorah84]

JNSDKFNSDJKFNS D Nekci Menij show is slaying me. The Adole + Medoner segment specifically.

 

[Soulscribe]

Omg, Lorde giving me young Barbra teas. I love it.

And I have NO Idea what that weird gif is supposed to be but I'm more intrigued than anything else.

 

[3phemeral]

The video was edited at the last minute to include trey songs instead of a model she originally cast for the video. I think that's why it's coming off so disjointed and awkward... well, besides for the obvious. ;p

Makes sense. Just a day or so ago she said they were sending him the video for the final approval and suddenly it's out.

This is so disgusting. I can't.

You have options:

 

[Aguila]

You have options:

I'm going to throw up.

 

[Trigger]

Lorde looks stunning in that V mag cover. Slay a bit.

 

[Via Purifico]

What the hell is that?

 

[You Know Nothing]

99.9% sure they're sea cucumbers. Oceans are disgusting places.

 

[tali'zorah84]

Yep, they're sea cucumbers. Truly among the ranks of the ugliest creatures in the ocean.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

RIP Kyon

 

[You Know Nothing]

He got banned again?

MESS.

[edit]: d

Not him going in on Xenoblade.

 

[3phemeral]

They're sea cucumbers. They're both using a defense mechanism, but one is just releasing an external mucous while the other is spewing out its intestines to ward off predators.



Happy dreaming.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Kyon...sis...

 

[Supermanisdead]

what did kyon do? did final fantasy get him too?

edit: i know now.

also, LOL

 

[You Know Nothing]

Based on his last few posts looks more like X/Xenoblade got him.

[edit]: I forgot how much Just Dance her bridge goes in.

HALF PSYCHOTIC
SICK HYPNOTIC
GOT MY BLUEPRINT
IT'S SYMPHONIC
HALF PSYCHOTIC
SICK HYPNOTIC
GOT MY BLUEPRINT
ELECTRONIC

 

[Majmun]

Xenoblade is in my top 3 games of last gen.

Kyon got rightfully clocked. Poor dat

 

[twobear]

maybe she's making a tropico-esque mini film

 

[Leona Lewis]

maybe she's making a tropico-esque mini film

Yep, exactly what she needs to re-connect with the general public.

You conquer America and its short attention spans, Gags.

 

[twobear]

the GP doesn't even want to listen to one artpop song at a time, why does she think they want to listen to three

 

[You Know Nothing]

Roy didn't lie when he said all the energy she expended to make Applause happen would suck the life out of the rest of the era.

Roy her foresight.

 

[Leona Lewis]

the GP doesn't even want to listen to one artpop song at a time, why does she think they want to listen to three

No, it's a 20 minute DWUW video feat. R. Kelly. It is known.

What you don't know is that they only filmed in the castle's latrine.

 

[tali'zorah84]

No, it's a 20 minute DWUW video feat. R. Kelly. It is known.

What you don't know is that they only filmed in the castle's latrine.

I could be the green in yo blunt, yo urinal feature yea I got what you want-ant-ant

 

[Soulscribe]

Wow @ both my faves' fourth albums not resonating with the public. If BEYONCE is any indication though, Gaga will strike back next time with the fire and swagger of a thousand charismatic Ashantis. Believe.

And this Hearst castle shoot looks sickening. Can't wait.

 

[Trigger]

A shame about Kyon. Hope he returns soon.

No, it's a 20 minute DWUW video feat. R. Kelly. It is known.

What you don't know is that they only filmed in the castle's latrine.

nnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Mumei]

A shame about Kyon. Hope he returns soon.

It was a perm.

 

[Leona Lewis]

It was a perm.

crie

Perched for the Brituna-suS alt account

 

[Soulscribe]

It was a perm.

Welp

At least we're Instagram friends

 

[Ardainian Soldier]

Crystal Kay's video is out!

http://www.mtviggy.com/videos/premiere-crystal-kay-busy-doing-nothing/

 

[Touchdown]

Mornin' beautiful people.

Spoiler

It's also my birthday .

 

[Mumei]

Happy birthday~

 

[Leona Lewis]

Happy birthmas Touchdown *o*

Crystal Kay's video is out!

http://www.mtviggy.com/videos/premiere-crystal-kay-busy-doing-nothing/

Shitty song, shitty video, and I don't need financial advice from a flop who needed to set up a Kickstarter to fund her alberm

As we all suspected when Crystal Kay was Instagramming non stop from the States' for weeks on end and tweeting about recording new material - Crystal Kay plans on making a US debut. I say 'might', because it seems her record label won't be supporting that shit.

Crystal Kay has resorted to posting on some Japanese kickstarter page for fans to fund her US debut. Home girl could not have her chances of a well budgeted and supported US debut hit rock bottom any harder if Dwayne Johnson had held a bitch by the neck and threw her down on a pavement. Or if she was dead.

Crystal Kay's US debut now been left in the hands of a Japanese kickstarter. Just let that settle in for a second.

Who needs a Kickstarter to record an album? Someone who's probably better off Busy Doing Nothing, that's whew

 

[royalan]

I need Les Sex in my life right now.

 

[Vazduh]

Crystal Kay's video is out!

http://www.mtviggy.com/videos/premiere-crystal-kay-busy-doing-nothing/

Oh dear, that was depressing.

Btw, MØ has released her cover of Spice Girls' "Say You'll Be There". Pretty straightforward (it even has that brief spoken word-part from the original), with a nice synthpop-y twist, but I like it!

 

[patrickthehedgehog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEYELby3oBU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Some one re hosted Les Sex. Yesss

 

[You Know Nothing]

HOLY HELL.

Les Sex SHITS. Much better than Into the Blue. I need it.

 

[Vazra]

What a terrible song Crystal Kay. #FLOP