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[royalan]

THE DRAKE POSTS ARE SENDING ME STRAIGHT TO THE GRAVE

Sis, NAWT Prince at the end!

In my day, if you saw a fine man, you just grabbed his dick and hoped everything worked out...

Back in my day, we didn't even if have lube. We just had Vaseline and prayer!

I think this might be my favorite one of these. Stan Wars outdid themselves on this one..

 

[tali'zorah84]

While you still have your Rent-a-Center laptops open, go to your desktops, create a folder called "Iconic Pussy" and right-click "Save As" this picture:

-screech-

 

[cory64]

Stan Wars is just PERFECTION. Truer art has never been uploaded.

 

[Nemesis_]

That person didn't lie.

but..... how do you know what artemisia is talking about? the thread title is nowhere to be found?

unless........

 

[Trigger]

I just noticed that Stan-Wars has been updated with a few new articles. I'm screaming.

Why Do You Hate Male Artists? with its own thread. (A must read)

Why Do You Hate Coloreds?

Get your life. I know I did.

I'm getting my life. screaming at all of this.

 

[Touchdown]

MARIAH CAREY – You’re Mine (Eternal): 6.298 (+ 0.480)

Impacting a radio near you.

 

[Majmun]

12. BEYONCÉ – Drunk In Love f/Jay Z: 111.686 (+ 3.078)

SLAYING a radio near you

 

[paperheart]

I always thought it was youuu
You always thought it was meee
These Brooklyn Nights set us free

#ARTPOP2.0WORLDDOMINATION

I love ARTPOP, but Brooklyn Nights killed the hype I had for ARTPOP 2.0.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

I just noticed that Stan-Wars has been updated with a few new articles. I'm screaming.

Why Do You Hate Male Artists? with its own thread. (A must read)

Why Do You Hate Coloreds?

Get your life. I know I did.

SCREAMING!

My favorite part that killed me

Back in my day, we didn't even if have lube. We just had Vaseline and prayer!

 

[Mumei]

MARIAH CAREY – You’re Mine (Eternal): 6.298 (+ 0.480)

Impacting a radio near you.

Eh.

That's not a good update. It needs to pick up the pace if it's going to do anything.

 

[twobear]

MARIAH CAREY – You’re Mine (Eternal): 6.298 (+ 0.480)

Impacting a radio near you.

nope, thankfully not

heard katy b on the radio in a cafe earlier, slay a bit

 

[Soulscribe]

Gaga looked flawless on Fallon.

She'll slay tonight.

 

[You Know Nothing]

LTTP: The Brooklyn Nights snippet that leaked is trash. Move on, niece.

 

[cory64]

MARIAH CAREY – You’re Mine (Eternal): 6.298 (+ 0.480)

Impacting a radio near you.

Has it been that long since she's smashed that you've forgotten what a decent radio update looks like?

 

[Soulscribe]

LTTP: The Brooklyn Nights snippet that leaked is trash. Move on, niece.

It sounds like a cut from TFM... it was recorded in 2010 though :/

 

[SaintZ]

t.A.T.u.'s comeback has been cancelled already

Hi guys! Unfortunately, we have some bad news for you.

You probably had heard about t.A.T.u. promo tour in Slovakia and Czech Republic. Today all the t.A.T.u. events we cancelled. Including t.A.T.u.'s concerts in Minsk (Belarus) and Moscow.

All the collaborations between Julia and Lena were terminated because of pressure of Julia and her team on Lena.

"Hello Guys,

For the reason of incorrect behavior from Julia’s side concerning me, I must announce that our future collaboration has become absolutely impossible. Aside from many crude and hurtful statements made about me, Julia gave me an ultimatum: she declined to participate with me in t.A.T.u. if I do not comply with her and her team in all aspects regarding the creative direction of t.A.T.u.. Otherwise she will find a different red-headed, curly-haired girl to replace me.

Besides that, I was threatened with the fact that Julia, using her close ties to the heads of Channel 1 Russia, will shut down my solo project in Russia. In this instance I consider our future collaboration to be impossible as well as communication between us.

I am sad that our fans’ hopes of a t.A.T.u. reunion will not come true. I hope you understand and I want to say thank you for loving and supporting me always. Thank you.”

Original: http://youtu.be/7zYvKwFQWvs

We join Lena's regrets. Unfortunately, a new chapter in the beautiful history of t.A.T.u. stopped before it started. Life goes on and the highlights of the story of two girls, who once went crazy about love and passion for each other will remain with us forever.

A mess. I was surprised to see them together in the first place because Yulia has been an insufferable cunt to Lena in the past. I guess the group is done for real this time. Maybe in another 10 years.

 

[Mumei]

Has it been that long since she's smashed that you've forgotten what a decent radio update looks like?

MARIAH CAREY – #Beautiful f/Miguel: 66.756 (+7.140)
MARIAH CAREY – You’re Mine (Eternal): 6.298 (+ 0.480)

Spoiler

One day later: MARIAH CAREY – #Beautiful f/Miguel: 41.203 (-25.553)

There's definitely nothing to cheer about.

 

[twobear]

It sounds like a cut from TFM... it was recorded in 2010 though :/

but i thought artpop was better than tfm

 

[royalan]

t.A.T.u.'s comeback has been cancelled already


A mess. I was surprised to see them together in the first place because Yulia has been an insufferable cunt to Lena in the past. I guess the group is done for real this time. Maybe in another 10 years.

LOL - what a messy press release.

 

[Soulscribe]

but i thought artpop was better than tfm

It is, but not sure what that has to do with anything..

 

[Poker Face]

LTTP: The Brooklyn Nights snippet that leaked is trash. Move on, niece.

I can't make a judgement based on the snippet.

 

[Majmun]

MARIAH CAREY – #Beautiful f/Miguel: 66.756 (+7.140)
MARIAH CAREY – You’re Mine (Eternal): 6.298 (+ 0.480)

Spoiler

One day later: MARIAH CAREY – #Beautiful f/Miguel: 41.203 (-25.553)

There's definitely nothing to cheer about.

DEATH at that decline

That's what you get for paying radiostations to play your song.

 

[You Know Nothing]

It sounds like a cut from TFM... it was recorded in 2010 though :/

Honestly it gives me more of a Born This Way vibe. Kind of dad rock in sound.

But nothing really stood out or stuck with me.

I can't make a judgement based on the snippet.

That's true too. It's pretty shit quality.

 

[Soulscribe]

Not dad rock though, n

 

[twobear]

It is, but not sure what that has to do with anything..

firstly, there isn't even a logically possible world where artpop is better than the fame monster

second of all, why would you get excited about a snippet that sounds like tfm if you think artpop is better

 

[Nemesis_]

firstly, there isn't even a logically possible world where artpop is better than the fame monster

second of all, why would you get excited about a snippet that sounds like tfm if you think artpop is better

HE LIKES HER ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY, STOP BEING SO HARSH ON GAGA JEEZ

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

HE LIKES HER ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY, STOP BEING SO HARSH ON GAGA JEEZ

lol.

 

[Soulscribe]

firstly, there isn't even a logically possible world where artpop is better than the fame monster

second of all, why would you get excited about a snippet that sounds like tfm if you think artpop is better

1) Seethe on my logistical, objective facts I guess. You need to make like Subway Kid and rejoice these truths HUNTY

2) Because TFM still shits on everyone and everything

<3

 

[Nemesis_]

lol.

Sis who is that in your avatar and why do they have turners syndrome

 

[You Know Nothing]

Sis who is that in your avatar and why do they have turners syndrome

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

I fucking LOVE Janet Jackson.

She really has me questioning Beyoncé as my number 1 favorite female artist. Her power and impact... I can't

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I fucking LOVE Janet Jackson.

She really has me questioning Beyoncé as my number 1 favorite female artist. Her power and impact... I can't

I've been getting into her a lot lately. Even her "flop" albums like Damita Jo are packed with bops. End me.

I also wanted to link R&B Junkie but I literally cannot find it on the internet.

Lettuce not forget Feedback. Mostly linking because of this poetry embedded in the Youtube comments: LMAO! I'm just now realizing JANET was rappin & spittin BARz on the break down of "FEEDBACK" yess bidtch let these heffas KNOW! GODDESSS JANET is the one Pop, Urban Pop Female that cant be compared to NO OTHER. Only one u can put her next to is her brother THE KING .
Bidtch flew off Marz straight to the Moon,Kicked that 1 heffa off the moon,turnd into GOLD, dived into Milk & SLAYED the shit Rhythm Nation Style YES! iLIVE !!!&#65279;

 

[Bladenic]

DEATH at that decline

That's what you get for paying radiostations to play your song.

I honestly laughed during that recent interview she did where she kept mentioning how #Beautiful went Platinum, like that's a major accomplishment (although I guess post Obsessed it is for her).

 

[Soulscribe]

Mariah doesn't need radio anymore, she's Mariah fucking Carey. As long as her fans buy her singles/albums and mainstream considers her an icon then she doesn't really need anything else. A hit single won't really do much to further her career, she's already maxed the hell out.

 

[Nemesis_]

Mariah Carey is gross and her music is shit.

In related news, a sixty second teaser for Perish's second single from her forthcoming album has been put up.

NEVER BE ALONE

 

[You Know Nothing]

That was horrid as expected.

She's never coming within scalping distance of her debut. Garibay her power.

 

[Vazra]

Gaga doesn't need radio anymore, she's Lady fucking Gaga. As long as her fans buy her singles/albums and mainstream considers her an icon then she doesn't really need anything else. A hit single won't really do much to further her career, she's already maxed the hell out.

I see.

 

[Touchdown]

MARIAH CAREY – #Beautiful f/Miguel: 66.756 (+7.140)
MARIAH CAREY – You’re Mine (Eternal): 6.298 (+ 0.480)

Spoiler

One day later: MARIAH CAREY – #Beautiful f/Miguel: 41.203 (-25.553)

There's definitely nothing to cheer about.

Oh I'm not cheering, I'm just updating. Unlike #Beautiful this song doesn't have a paid radio deal and I'll take any gain as a positive. Seems to be doing better than some other flops I could mention but I'll keep it cute.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Having my weekly Gwen stanning session.

I need a third album, so she can have a flawless trinity for a discography.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Having my weekly Gwen stanning session.

I need a third album, so she can have a flawless trinity for a discography.

Let them know.

Actually, I didn't like The Sweet Escape much, but at least it had 4 in the Morning, which might be the best midtempo of the last decade.

Spoiler

Cool is #2.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Come back and educate these basic bitches, Gwen.

 

[Mumei]

Oh I'm not cheering, I'm just updating. Unlike #Beautiful this song doesn't have a paid radio deal and I'll take any gain as a positive. Seems to be doing better than some other flops I could mention but I'll keep it cute.

I'm trying to think of who we're talking about. Hints, please~

 

[Soulscribe]

I see.

Ch.

Meanwhile your straight-to-DVD Made In China chipped off plastic fave remains an unnoticed, walking disaster. In what feasible universe would you come for Lady Gaga when your own fave (who by the way looks like Dora The Explorer got busted up on Maury) is more likely to achieve relevance in the fictional city of Isengard than any setting bound by the laws of nature and reality, so let's DON'T

 

[Dr. Malik]

Ch.

Meanwhile your straight-to-DVD Made In China chipped off plastic fave remains an unnoticed, walking disaster. In what feasible universe would you come for Lady Gaga when your own fave (who by the way looks like Dora The Explorer got busted up on Maury) is more likely to achieve relevance in the fictional city of Isengard than any setting bound by the laws of nature and reality, so let's DON'T

nnnn getting your stan card ready for Jimmy Fallon I see

 

[Vazra]

Ch.

Meanwhile your straight-to-DVD Made In China chipped off plastic fave remains an unnoticed, walking disaster. In what feasible universe would you come for Lady Gaga when your own fave (who by the way looks like Dora The Explorer got busted up on Maury) is more likely to achieve relevance in the fictional city of Isengard than any setting bound by the laws of nature and reality, so let's DON'T

Keep fuming it only makes me laugh more.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Ch.

Meanwhile your straight-to-DVD Made In China chipped off plastic fave remains an unnoticed, walking disaster. In what feasible universe would you come for Lady Gaga when your own fave (who by the way looks like Dora The Explorer got busted up on Maury) is more likely to achieve relevance in the fictional city of Isengard than any setting bound by the laws of nature and reality, so let's DON'T

 

[You Know Nothing]

Dragged for filTh.

I LIVE.

 

[Touchdown]

I'm trying to think of who we're talking about. Hints, please~

No hints. I'm a lover not a fighter so I'm going to try to be as positive as possible and not go in on any other artists from this day forward. After a while you get tired of the negativity. It was part of my New Years resolution.

 

[Booty Patrol]

Lady Gaga really doesn't need radio. Applause was her biggest radio hit and it didn't do much to advance her career at all. Poor it.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]