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[Mau ®]

you mean so that you can drag them back up in 2017 when she releases new music? lets be honest you'll have dropped her by then just like you did with poor britney.

I'll drop Rih when she becomes a shell of her former self and becomes a boring soccer mom who releases shit music.

 

[Nemesis_]

 

[twobear]

I'll drop Rih when she becomes a shell of her former self and becomes a boring soccer mom who releases shit music.

you dropped her before britney jean though. poor thing never got over being dropped by her #27 fan and your changing your name from inthezone. the emotional trauma can be heard all over britney jean.

 

[Mau ®]

As if Shitney wasnt releasing shit music before Britney Jean.

Besides...hew needs Britney when you have Coldplay? *.*

 

[Peru]

Listened to Rated R today and it's such a great album, it's kind of a relief that she just let it be her big work and went on to thinking of albums as singles n filler, secures its place even more.

 

[Vazduh]

I luh ya papi? Shit, did John Travolta proofread the song title or what?

Spoiler

She looks hot, tho.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

Ugh... I revisted JoJo cover of "Caught It's In the Rapture " and her cover just straight up slays. It's so damn good..... I can't take it

Ugh...

 

[DMeisterJ]

When is Rihanna releasing new music? Is she afraid of flopping? We've seen her in studio for the past several months and even have tea on producers she is working with. Now there's a rumor floating around that she won't even release in 2014 and is only doing a movie soundtrack? Dire. Rihonic.

She's released three singles since her album in 2012, with the last single being six weeks old. You tried it bitch. Clocked tea next flop.

She was just #1 on the hot 100. Bye bitch

 

[Touchdown]

Don't think I'll be too far off from the actual lyrics, I'm guessing it will go something like this:

"ooooooooh oooh oooh ooooh
I luh ya papi, I luh ya papi,
here alone i miss ya papi, i need ya papi
need you on the dance floor tonight,
i luh ya papi, luh ya papi

i luh ya papi (chorus)
lu luh luh luh ya papi
lets get down tonight
make me feel it papi
i luh ya papi

oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh
you make me luh ya papi
the way you move and show me papi
I'll be your mami
ooooooh luh ya papi

i luh ya papi (chorus)
lu luh luh luh ya papi
lets get down tonight
make me feel it papi
i luh ya papi

i luh ya papi (chorus)
lu luh luh luh ya papi
lets get down tonight
make me feel it papi
i luh ya papi

 

[You Know Nothing]

Don't think I'll be too far off from the actual lyrics, I'm guessing it will go something like this:

"ooooooooh oooh oooh ooooh
I luh ya pappi, I luh ya pappi,
here alone i miss ya pappi, i need ya pappi
need you on the dance floor tonight,
i luh ya pappi, luh ya pappi

i luh ya pappi (chorus)
lu luh luh luh ya pappi
lets get down tonight
make me feel it pappi
i luh ya pappi

oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh
you make me luh ya pappi
the way you move and show me pappi
I'll be your mami
ooooooh luh ya pappi

i luh ya pappi (chorus)
lu luh luh luh ya pappi
lets get down tonight
make me feel it pappi
i luh ya pappi

i luh ya pappi (chorus)
lu luh luh luh ya pappi
lets get down tonight
make me feel it pappi
i luh ya pappi

Sounds about right for top 40 fodder these days.

Why is modern J-Lo so damn shit? Let me go listen to Waiting For Tonight her iconic Y2K anthem and weep.

 

[DMeisterJ]

She's moving into fashion and being a legacy act. It's been like a month since her last single and it flopped. Her music career is over.

Speaking of her career, maybe it's time to reasses how influential it was now that it's over. When you consider that her best-performing singles were basically all collabs (with Eminem, Jay-Z, and Calvin Harris), you really have to start questioning her solo impact.

I remember quotes like this happening after the TTT era, and then she came with her biggest opening week sales, Sold out WW stadium tour, and another WW smash. Mau bookmarking this is gonna be a kii in 6-12 months when you're proven wrong. Again. Like you and your harem was in 2012. All She does is prove you flops wrong. And she'll do that again.

BOOKMARK ME

 

[Leona Lewis]

Let me bookmark these niggas.

That's a cute jacket.

 

[twobear]

I remember quotes like this happening after the TTT era, and then she came with her biggest opening week sales, Sold out WW stadium tour, and another WW smash. Mau bookmarking this is gonna be a kii in 6-12 months when you're proven wrong. Again. Like you and your harem was in 2012. All She does is prove you flops wrong. And she'll do that again.

BOOKMARK ME

Not your total lack of self-awareness, I'm done.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

Don't think I'll be too far off from the actual lyrics, I'm guessing it will go something like this:

"ooooooooh oooh oooh ooooh
I luh ya papi, I luh ya papi,
here alone i miss ya papi, i need ya papi
need you on the dance floor tonight,
i luh ya papi, luh ya papi

i luh ya papi (chorus)
lu luh luh luh ya papi
lets get down tonight
make me feel it papi
i luh ya papi

oooooooh oooh oooh oooooh
you make me luh ya papi
the way you move and show me papi
I'll be your mami
ooooooh luh ya papi

i luh ya papi (chorus)
lu luh luh luh ya papi
lets get down tonight
make me feel it papi
i luh ya papi

i luh ya papi (chorus)
lu luh luh luh ya papi
lets get down tonight
make me feel it papi
i luh ya papi

This is not lyrics.

 

[Touchdown]

This is not lyrics.

We shall see.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Good Vibrations still slays

Marky Mark, his impact

 

[You Know Nothing]

Good Vibrations still slays

Marky Mark, his impact

I just screamed.

Also, Good Vibrations is trash.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I just screamed.

Also, Good Vibrations is trash.

Shocking.

 

[B-Dex]

LordT Oprah goes in on Lohan. I can't wait for this to air.

Bless Wendy Williams for the preview.

 

[cory64]

She's moving into fashion and being a legacy act. It's been like a month since her last single and it flopped. Her music career is over.

Speaking of her career, maybe it's time to reasses how influential it was now that it's over. When you consider that her best-performing singles were basically all collabs (with Eminem, Jay-Z, and Calvin Harris), you really have to start questioning her solo impact.

But let's not because Jay's short intro to Umbrella is half as long as his verse on DiL. Bey has still only smashed six times without a feature in her 12 year solo career.

 

[Majmun]

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm pretty sure Katy invented a time machine without telling anyone and went back to her childhood years and took back all of her old clothes

It's the only explanation.

 

[Vazduh]

Did Katy deliberately want to look like Mathilda?

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

She looks like the 30 year old woman I saw celebrating her birthday in the American Doll store. 👀

Don't ask why I was in the American Doll store 👀

 

[You Know Nothing]

But the Chanel suspenders.

HELP.

 

[twobear]

But let's not because Jay's short intro to Umbrella is half as long as his verse on DiL. Bey has still only smashed six times without a feature in her 12 year solo career.

Wow typical NVAY they always have to drag the queen into it to try and make them feel better about their underperforming flop fave.

Rihanna's best-selling single is a feature credit on an Eminem song, stay bothered.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

She looks like the 30 year old woman I saw celebrating her birthday in the American Doll store. 👀

Don't ask why I was in the American Doll store 👀

Why were you in the American Doll store 👀

 

[cory64]

Wow typical NVAY they always have to drag the queen into it to try and make them feel better about their underperforming flop fave.

Rihanna's best-selling single is a feature credit on an Eminem song, stay bothered.

Oop but you just clocked DMJ for not realizing that your post was about the NVAY's arguments against Bey. Keep it cute sis.

 

[SaintZ]

This week's Hot 100

1. Happy
2. Dark Horse
3. Talk Dirty
4. All of Me
5. Pompeii
6. Team
7. Drunk in Love
8. Counting Stars
9. Say Something
10. Timber

I still fail to see Happy's appeal. It's a bland song IMO.

 

[Mau ®]

Why cant Rih stage a fashion intervention for BFF Katy? :biblio:

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I think All of Me is beautiful. I need to listen to the rest of the album.

 

[Touchdown]

She looks like the 30 year old woman I saw celebrating her birthday in the American Doll store. ��

Don't ask why I was in the American Doll store ��

Read that as Adult Doll store for a sec and howled.

 

[twobear]

Oop but you just clocked DMJ for not realizing that your post was about the NVAY's arguments against Bey. Keep it cute sis.

I'm keeping it plenty cute...if you think there's an ounce of sincerity behind my post then my poker face is better than I imagined.

Why cant Rih stage a fashion intervention for BFF Katy? :biblio:

Maybe Rih is bothered by Katy's success and already did stage a fashion intervention for Katy.

 

[Yado]

Did Katy deliberately want to look like Mathilda?

!!!!!
This is what I was thinking. She's morphing into Matilda.

 

[You Know Nothing]

WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE
WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE
WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE
WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE

 

[royalan]

I need Les Sex already. ;___;

 

[Leona Lewis]

Does WBLS have a thing against Mariah? And they give away Beyonce tickets, but don't play her music either.

I know the station blacklists on a dime (poor Mary J. Blige) but they still play Chris Brown, so...

Spoiler

Will anyone please play Partition? Won't anyone think of all those poor asses left unshaken and unquaken?

 

[royalan]

Also, screw you hoes: Sexercise is a flawless Urban grind and I am getting my LIFE from it.

 

[Partition]

RIP Mau

Also, screw you hoes: Sexercise is a flawless Urban grind and I am getting my LIFE from it.

You know what leaked isn't the full song? It was made from looped snippets.

 

[Booty Patrol]

I mean, not them getting their lives to a fucking looped snippet. Speaks a lot about the musical tastes of Kylie's fanbase.

 

[royalan]

I mean, not them getting their lives to a fucking looped snippet. Speaks a lot about the musical tastes of Kylie's fanbase.

Speaks a lot about the quality of Kylie's flawless bops, more like.

Your faves are getting violently puncheD by a looped snippet.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Mau sis...

Just had to keep pushing it. RIP.

 

[Majmun]

Why was flawless Mau banned?? ;_;

 

[Vitanimus]

Mau

I've never been here for Kylie, but Into The Blue is one of 2014's better releases so far.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Why was flawless Mau banned?? ;_;

My guess would be because he kept using an n-word variant after Mumei told him to stop the other day.

 

[cory64]

My guess would be because he kept using an n-word variant after Mumei told him to stop the other day.

A mess

 

[Partition]

I mean, not them getting their lives to a fucking looped snippet. Speaks a lot about the musical tastes of Kylie's fanbase.

The Perra stan talking about taste hmm

I wasn't aware it was even possible to dislike Kylie. She makes feel-good perfectly crafted bops.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I don't dislike Kylie. I just find a lot of her songs immensely boring.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Mau why ;________;

 

[Touchdown]

noooooooo Mau



Mumei should ban Nicki Minaj tbh.