I wish Stannis was more likeable so his story is more interesting. He's such a dull asshole that I really don't give a shit what happens to him or his crew. It's like he's this separate little thing on the side that the show has to talk about every now and then but is ultimately meaningless.
Nah dude is Jersey born and bred, as if he wasn't awesome enough
I thought he was American?
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I think it's safe to assume that all testimony is in some way tainted by cersi.TYRIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
That last scene, amazing.
Shay's betrayal I imagine is worse for Tyrion than what happened with Tysha. Why the fuck did she do that, was it really just because she was butt hurt about what he said or is she in the employ of Tywin or little finger? Awful. It's possible Tywin told her he'd let Tyrion live if she said these things but still, goddam.
Tyrion better not die, he never should, but I think he will eventually because GRRM hates nice endings =(
Tywin has been winning everything since the beginning, I think this would be an awesome time for him to lose something. I don't think it's too crazy to think it could happen the way narrative's shift so rapidly in this show.
I wish Stannis was more likeable so his story is more interesting. He's such a dull asshole that I really don't give a shit what happens to him or his crew. It's like he's this separate little thing on the side that the show has to talk about every now and then but is ultimately meaningless.
And Daenerys is still a shit heel, slave owning, megalomaniacal, joffrey-wannabe cunt.
]You guys remember the scene of Oberon fighting someone from the first season preview? I showed it to my wife and we both think he's going to flip the script and fight for Tyrion. Didn't Tywin promise him the mountain anyway?
Someone help out here, Oberyn wants to wreck the Lannisters because they killed his sister right? Or her kids? One of the two. I don't want to go look it up and fuck myself with a spoiler.
Preview discussion:You guys remember the scene of Oberon fighting someone from the first season preview? I showed it to my wife and we both think he's going to flip the script and fight for Tyrion. Didn't Tywin promise him the mountain anyway?
Someone help out here, Oberyn wants to wreck the Lannisters because they killed his sister right? Or her kids? One of the two. I don't want to go look it up and fuck myself with a spoiler.
Oberon's sister was married to the oldest son of the Targaryen Mad King. When the Mad King was murdered and war broke out, the son (forgotten his name) was killed by Robert Baratheon and the Targaryen's were killed by the Lannister forces that overran Kings Landing. Including Oberon's sister and her two children.
I thought Jaime was only going to go back to Casterly Rock if Tyrion asked to be sent to the Night's Watch, but he's screwed either way now?
Some of these earlier comments called Shae a bitch for what she did. I don't get it, obviously she had no choice but to testify against Tyrion. It was either testify, (with Tyrion living on in the Night's Watch, although I don't know if she knew this), or face execution.
I think by season's end, Tyrion will be no more. This show has destroyed my faith in any character getting a happy ending.
If Tyrion lives, he is razing King's Landing to the ground either by joining Stannis or Daneyris. He has gone loco. I don't see him retiring to a life of a farmer or going back to his whoring, carefree ways.If Tyrion lives, that motherfucker is getting the hell out of Westeros and never looking back, giving him the freedom to pretty much re-imagine the Lannister name in a new land.
What when was she threatened with execution?
Nah, I think things are different now. He'll probably still be King's Guard. Tywin is the one who's fucked here: if Tyrion dies, Jamie's under no real obligation to leave the King's Guard and then there's no-one to really continue the Lannister name. If Tyrion lives, that motherfucker is getting the hell out of Westeros and never looking back, giving him the freedom to pretty much re-imagine the Lannister name in a new land.
Well, maybe I'm getting ahead of myself (I don't really know what happens should Tyrion win the contest) but it's an expert role-reversal by Tyrion regardless. Tywin isn't playing the game this time.
What when was she threatened with execution?
She wasn't. But seeing as how the authorities also threatened Podrick's life if he didn't testify against T-Dogg, it's fair to assume that someone got to her and bribed or blackmailed her testimony out of her (probably Cersei as she knows about her and Tyrion).
The other explanation is that she's a spiteful bitch, which works for me too.
Cersei mentioned her during the wedding remember. She probably had her captured already, and most definitely threatened her and/or Tyrion's life if she didn't play along.
If Tyrion lives, he is razing King's Landing to the ground either by joining Stannis or Daneyris. He has gone loco. I don't see him retiring to a life of a farmer or going back to his whoring, carefree ways.
I can't believe you Stannis stans are proud of yourselves. You honestly blow my mind
Your illiterate, ex-con, financial advisor and life coach forged a loan application and then flaunted his disability to guilt the bank into lending you some money.
You can see this as a win, if you want. I don't.
And then what's the first thing this dummy does now that he has a little bit of money in his pocket? Does he procure some food for your starving soldiers? Does he stock your castle with some meat that isn't rotten? Does he sign Shireen up under the LannisCare individual mandate so she can get her scales removed now that she can't be denied despite having a pre-existing condition?
No.
This pig-ignorant, 2 strike-having, life long loser, habitual failure, moron hits the strip club and makes it rain golden dragons.
Anything that hasn't aired in an episode yet should be under tags. This includes any of the numerous trailers that were released before the season. Please read the OP for more details.I didn't discuss the preview of the next episode. The preview for season 4, the one that came out in February is what I was referring to. Should that be considered a spoiler? I went back a few pages and one guy was talking about the screen caps he had of it. Did I break a rule and not know it?
Aight cool. I thought it was fair game because others else did it a few pages ago and the preview was from February. Not trying to make your job harder.Anything that hasn't aired in an episode yet should be under tags. This includes any of the numerous trailers that were released before the season. Please read the OP for more details.
I feel like Bronn might have sold him out. It was Bronn who was in charge of getting her on a boat, right?
I vaguely remember that, but I don't think thats explicit enough. But we'll likely learn the answers next week. Jeez and then the show is basically over for the year. You really miss those two hours Game of Thrones doesn't have compared to other series.
Nah, I think things are different now. He'll probably still be King's Guard. Tywin is the one who's fucked here: if Tyrion dies, Jamie's under no real obligation to leave the King's Guard and then there's no-one to really continue the Lannister name. If Tyrion lives, that motherfucker is getting the hell out of Westeros and never looking back, giving him the freedom to pretty much re-imagine the Lannister name in a new land.
Well, maybe I'm getting ahead of myself (I don't really know what happens should Tyrion win the contest) but it's an expert role-reversal by Tyrion regardless. Tywin isn't playing the game this time.
I'll just quote:
It sounds like Tyrion's options are "Let the dornishman marrying Myrcella have the place" or "pray tommen lives to have enough kids to give it to one of them." Jaime sure doesn't seem too keen to go out of his way to make daddy happy.
Don't forget his army of savages!Well, OK, I could see him tracking down Dany. Stannis less so, I imagine he's well aware of how insanely fanatical that guy got.
I must admit, I did forget about Tyrion the general. That would be a wonderful angle to see.
The show has not mentioned anything. We however know that Cercei's maiden spied on her. And during the weeding festival, Cercei mentions the fact to Tywin, whom pretty much assures that she will be taken care of before the escape.What when was she threatened with execution?
I'd imagine one of the Lannister extended family would inherit Casterly rock before a "Baratheon".
The show has not mentioned anything. We however know that Cercei's maiden spied on her. And during the weeding festival, Cercei mentions the fact to Tywin, whom pretty much assures that she will be taken care of before the escape.
Furthermore, on the most recent HBO video "Anatomy of a Scene - Tyrion's Trial",It's confirmed that Shae was pretty much forced to lie, or be killed. Although her resentfulness is somewhat real.
The really important question is.. Did Bronn sold her out? He reasurred Tyrion that Shae was safe and already on the ship. Does not seem like his character at all. But you have to wonder...
Has it been made clear who owes the Iron Bank?
Is it the crown e.g. whoever is King, or the Baratheons, or the Lannisters?
Tywin talking to Cersie made it pretty clear that he had borrowed from the Iron Back to fund the war. But was he borrowing it as a Lannisters, or as a representative of the Crown? Likewise, when Littlefinger was borrowing from them, I assume the debt was against the Crown.
If Stannis has won at Blackwater, what would have happened to the Iron Bank debt that the previous king(s) had accumulated? I assume that the fact the bank has lent money to Stannis now that the Baratheons/Lannisters debt would not have been his to inherit?
So good. Should've used fainting goats, though.
Well, my assumption is that it was Tywin whom convinced Shae to testify, perhaps reassuring her that it was a "fake" trial or something like that. And he is cunning enough to consider the possibility that could make an arrangement with Bronn too (on lenient terms).The Lannisters could very well have been one step ahead of him. Bronn's a bro, he wouldn't do that.
If Dinklage doesn't get the Emmy then he should let the gods decide his fate and demand an Emmy by combat.