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[Musky_Cheese]

Everyone else is doing it, why can't you do so as well?

But Musky_Cheese... I don't have any insider knowledge? So the fuck what! Most of them don't either, and that doesn't stop them now does it? So get your slice of insider pie

But Musky_Cheese, I do have insider knowledge? Sorry but you need to STFU, this isn't a thread for you. This thread is about pretending to know things just like other people on various blogs and sites. So you can see why real information doesn't fit in here. What you need is a real thread, this ain't it.

OK here we go

The PS5 will have

Spoiler

10 TFlops

but I can't say anything else or I'll get caught y'all

Go! Because anyone can be a insider on the internet apparently

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

I read that the Pro model is planning to include an updated fufme device add on. Remember fufme?

Yeah well it is back. This time Sony branded and compatible with PSVR. Degenerate anime vr games will never be the same.

 

[Fake]

John Linneman 'like' my post. Too late, I'm an insider now.

 

[888]

Ill say 1 Tflop Bob.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Ill say 1 Tflop Bob.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Wasn’t this a leak off of AMD’s documentation and testing of the chip, or something?

It’s anyone’s guess as to what these consoles could be, until the specs come out, but it sounds a great deal more credible than your average ‘leak’.

 

[Fbh]

Who cares when you can play with the 457 TF of Stadia Pro + Ultimate with up to 16K resolutions*, up to 360fps* and negative input lag that goes bellow what's physically possible for your display to accomplish!!!!!*.
*Performance data based on the imagination of our engineers after some heavy drug usage. Actual performance might be closer to blurry and compressed 4k, 30fps with drops and noticeable input lag.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Wasn’t this a leak off of AMD’s documentation and testing of the chip, or something?

It’s anyone’s guess as to what these consoles could be, until the specs come out, but it sounds a great deal more credible than your average ‘leak’.

That may be true. But there are a ton of leaks and only 1 (or possibly none) can be true.

You got a guess... I mean insider knowledge you want to pass off.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

PS5 will have 9TF on one CPU, 12tf on one GPU and 6tf on each of two separate Cell CPGPU units so they can emulate XBOX BC and PS1,2,3,4 BC

You heard it here first folks

 

[Musky_Cheese]

PS5 will have 9TF on one CPU, 12tf on one GPU and 6tf on each of two separate Cell CPGPU units so they can emulate XBOX BC and PS1,2,3,4 BC

You heard it here first folks

 

[DeepEnigma]

It will have 2 extra large Flopperonis, delivered every Friday!

 

[Musky_Cheese]

It will have 2 extra large Flopperonis, delivered every Friday!

Via the cloud?

 

[Starfield]

Google Stadia has unlimited Flops

 

[DeepEnigma]

Via the cloud?

You betcha!

Ray Traced Romano cheese is optional.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

You betcha!

Ray Traced Romano cheese is optional.

Insider you hurt so good

 

[Lanrutcon]

It's kind of like those old contests where you need to guess the number of beans in the jar.

Except the jar is waiting to see how many beans another jar will have before committing, has to run any changes through 50 departments before it can adjust its beans, features a type of bean most people can't even identify as a bean, and is already planning to reveal a second jar with slightly more beans which may or may not be part of this particular contest.

And the jar is in Japan.

17,500,002 beans, I say.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

It's kind of like those old contests where you need to guess the number of beans in the jar.

Except the jar is waiting to see how many beans another jar will have before committing, has to run any changes through 50 departments before it can adjust its beans, features a type of bean most people can't even identify as a bean, and is already planning to reveal a second jar with slightly more beans which may or may not be part of this particular contest.

And the jar is in Japan.

17,500,002 beans, I say.

Cryptic and overly unnecessary?

You are definitely a real insider

 

[Dory16]

Just the fact that this thread is still alive is an awful look for GAF. This is Playstation fans going off the cliff because Digital Foundry just did their job, a professional analysis of a leak like they have many times before. It happens in this case that the PS5 won't meet the specs that certain people have in their wet dreams, so they are allowed to come up with this shame of a thread. Note how it hasn't even been tagged as clickbait by the mods, although we have seen fact based and objective topics labelled so, just because they were focusing on Microsoft's promising strategy for next-gen. It's just getting sad now.

 

[The Pleasure]

I have insider knowledge. The three flop differential is a sly jab at microsoft being third place for three console generations in a row. Or three failures. Its symbolism.

 

[Fake]

Do the math goddammit.

 

[Virex]

It has been speculated that the PS5 will indeed have teraflops

 

[Virex]

Wasn’t this a leak off of AMD’s documentation and testing of the chip, or something?

It’s anyone’s guess as to what these consoles could be, until the specs come out, but it sounds a great deal more credible than your average ‘leak’.

Some insider told me that the PS5 will have teraflops inside of it. Sony is still just trying to figure out where to put it.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Just the fact that this thread is still alive is an awful look for GAF. This is Playstation fans going off the cliff because Digital Foundry just did their job, a professional analysis of a leak like they have many times before. It happens in this case that the PS5 won't meet the specs that certain people have in their wet dreams, so they are allowed to come up with this shame of a thread. Note how it hasn't even been tagged as clickbait by the mods, although we have seen fact based and objective topics labelled so, just because they were focusing on Microsoft's promising strategy for next-gen. It's just getting sad now.

What in the fudge are you talking about.

 

[The Pleasure]

It has been speculated that the PS5 will indeed have teraflops

The ps5 has flops. You know. Concrete genie, dreams, midevil, psnow. The xbox has tera flops like the thompson drive, red ring of death, and kinect 2.0

 

[Dory16]

What in the fudge are you talking about.

Man nuke this thread before your kids find it. Have some dignity.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Some insider told me that the PS5 will have teraflops inside of it. Sony is still just trying to figure out where to put it.

In the 3rd USB hole obviously. Thumb drive

 

[Shrap]

My dad's brother's only brother's only son knows as his mother's mother's only grandson works at Sony Afghanistan. He said it'll be 5 times the power of the estimated specs divided by 5 minus the console's number plus 1 times 5.

 

[Virex]

Just the fact that this thread is still alive is an awful look for GAF. This is Playstation fans going off the cliff because Digital Foundry just did their job, a professional analysis of a leak like they have many times before. It happens in this case that the PS5 won't meet the specs that certain people have in their wet dreams, so they are allowed to come up with this shame of a thread. Note how it hasn't even been tagged as clickbait by the mods, although we have seen fact based and objective topics labelled so, just because they were focusing on Microsoft's promising strategy for next-gen. It's just getting sad now.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Console teraflops. The power is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the power will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also PlayStation and Xbox's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into it's teraflops- it's personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these teraflops, to realise that they're not just flops- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PlayStation truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in PlayStation's existential catchphrase "we love big flops and we can not lie" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mark Cerny's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a PlayStation tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for -Arcadia- 's eyes only- and even then -Arcadia- has to demonstrate that she's within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

 

[Dory16]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Console teraflops. The power is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the power will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also PlayStation and Xbox's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into it's teraflops- it's personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these teraflops, to realise that they're not just flops- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PlayStation truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in PlayStation's existential catchphrase "we love big flops and we can not lie" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mark Cerny's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a PlayStation tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for -Arcadia- 's eyes only- and even then -Arcadia- has to demonstrate that she's within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

You can't spell "personal" and you're boasting about your IQ? Are you related to Trump or is this the result of too much time in Sony's cult?

 

[OmaeWaMouShindiggity]

My friend who works for Naughty Dog said they are planning to leave Sony due to censorship issues and that their next big game after TLOU2 is an xbox exclusive.

 

[Birdo]

PS5 has less TFlops because............. It's a hybrid handheld-console.

 

[DeepEnigma]

You can't spell "personal" and you're boasting about your IQ? Are you related to Trump or is this the result of too much time in Sony's cult?

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Man nuke this thread before your kids find it. Have some dignity.

 

[Entroyp]

Sony will include all the hardware from previous Playstations to have perfect BC. The Cell will take care of any RT needed for future games and every CPU combined will yield 20 PFs and kick the emperor’s ass.. er MS’ ass so hard that the company will go broke a week after launch.

The official name will the the PlayStation Rey (King in my language). All generations live within the new PS and hardship and struggle are a thing of the past now.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Sony will include all the hardware from previous Playstations to have perfect BC. The Cell will take care of any RT needed for future games and every CPU combined will yield 20 PFs and kick the emperor’s ass.. er MS’ ass so hard it the company will go broke a week after launch.

The official name will the the PlayStation Rey. All generations live within the new PS and hardship and struggle are a thing of the past now.

If it has the EE from the PS2, that is a vector unit dream for RT!

WHOO HOO! Shiny all things everything!

 

[Screamer-RSA]

My friend knows a guy. She said 15 flops per SSD

 

[Entroyp]

You can't spell "personal" and you're boasting about your IQ? Are you related to Trump or is this the result of too much time in Sony's cult?

Wow, I thought the point was to have some fun in here

 

[Musky_Cheese]

My friend knows a guy. She said 15 flops per SSD

If it walks like an insider, talks like an insider...

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Just the fact that this thread is still alive is an awful look for GAF. This is Playstation fans going off the cliff because Digital Foundry just did their job, a professional analysis of a leak like they have many times before. It happens in this case that the PS5 won't meet the specs that certain people have in their wet dreams, so they are allowed to come up with this shame of a thread. Note how it hasn't even been tagged as clickbait by the mods, although we have seen fact based and objective topics labelled so, just because they were focusing on Microsoft's promising strategy for next-gen. It's just getting sad now.

Or, maybe we, as gamers, are just sick of the same old shit. The media cums all over Microsoft whenever they say anything, yet Sony are always shit on for, what turn out to be lies most of the time.

Look at the start of this gen, before the reveals. Microsoft were going to change the world and Sony were so skint they would be forced to launch a wiiu powered console.

 

[DeepEnigma]

If it walks like an insider, talks like an insider...

Then clearly it's a duck!

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Wow, I thought the point was to have some fun in here

 

[Stuart360]

The salt on this forum at the moment, jesus christ. No one would have a problem if everyone was saying PS5 was more powerful.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Then clearly it's a duck!

Or Cal from Fallen Order

 

[meirl]

so much salt. wow

 

[Musky_Cheese]

The salt on this forum at the moment, jesus christ. No one would have a problem if everyone was saying PS5 was more powerful.

so much salt. wow

What is this thing about salt? Do you have insider knowledge about salt? How much?

 

[DeepEnigma]

Or Cal from Fallen Order

Hey now, he just came from shooting intimate scenes on Shameless before mo-capping FO.

Cut dat ass some slack!

What is this thing about salt?

It enhances the taste of Flopperonis.

 

[Dee Dah Dave]

Microsoft will do a full hardware reveal alongside the first look at Forza Motorsport 8 (working title)

Sony are currently seeing how many dGPU’s they can cram inside the Eye Toy

Nintendo are deep into development of their next gen console, rumoured to be pushing Incredible resolutions as high as 900p

 

[PropellerEar]

A. Peenlollo told me Sony has licensed DX12 and power of the Cloud for PS5 making the power levels extraordinary.

SirNy said PS5 doesn't eat monsters for breakfast but their moms.

Dickbeater analysed the design of the PS5 and apparently it rewrites console design so profoundly that it's practically a PC.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I have insider knowledge. The three flop differential is a sly jab at microsoft being third place for three console generations in a row. Or three failures. Its symbolism.

Half-life 3 confirmed?!?!?!?

 

[Musky_Cheese]

A. Peenlollo told me Sony has licensed DX12 and power of the Cloud for PS5 making the power levels extraordinary.

SirNy said PS5 doesn't eat monsters for breakfast but their moms.

Dickbeater analysed the design of the PS5 and apparently it rewrites console design so profoundly that it's practically a PC.