Antiwhippy
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Oh you know why.
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Giant Bomb #7 | Hey There, Small Business Owner!
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Oh you know why.
The weekend crowd is out in full force!
I actually don't think it's gotten that creepy this weekend.
Haunted
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because americans are racist thats why
Backfoggen
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The new hire is racist.
Sun Bather
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Haunted
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Different guy, that's Gertsmann.
Also, found a picture of the new hire.
Makes total sense in hindsight, it's been a blind spot in their coverage for a while.
Good lookin' guy. Totally dad material.
Backfoggen
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The Dear Leader
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What in the actual fuck...
Jimmyfenix
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I wish everyday was the weekend.
It is, on tumblr.
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
What is going on here....oh weekend I guess.
You guys (gals?)! You guys!!
Jeff is hiring Jeff! There was a time divergence (think of it as a real-life netsplit) about three weeks ago. Drinking a whole case of Modelo Chelada made me immune to the mind-wiping effects of the divergence, so I know everything that happened after the split.
Jeff received a wonderful resume from a mysterious Jefferson Gerstmong, Sr., who happens to be more dignified than any other candidate (in the split universe, everyone is two inches taller, the letter "A" is banned... I can't explain the senior part). It was like he was hiring himself! Don't be surprised if Jeffer, as he is commonly known, has his hair combed forward to counteract the gravity of our universe.
It makes too much sense...
Jeff is hiring Jeff! There was a time divergence (think of it as a real-life netsplit) about three weeks ago. Drinking a whole case of Modelo Chelada made me immune to the mind-wiping effects of the divergence, so I know everything that happened after the split.
Jeff received a wonderful resume from a mysterious Jefferson Gerstmong, Sr., who happens to be more dignified than any other candidate (in the split universe, everyone is two inches taller, the letter "A" is banned... I can't explain the senior part). It was like he was hiring himself! Don't be surprised if Jeffer, as he is commonly known, has his hair combed forward to counteract the gravity of our universe.
It makes too much sense...
Keyser Soze
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Dan's leaving Game Informer?
I hope Dan brings his dad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcIQvixZbYo
Wait. I also heard he was moving to San Francisco. You know what else is in San Francisco? Could that mean?
I had a dream in which Alex made an Encyclopedia Bombastica entitled something like, "The New Giant Bomb Hire is Here," but the description said, "... But you won't find out who it is from this video." He was right, the video was totally unrelated and I don't even think he mentioned the hiring thing.
Dream Alex is a dirtbag.
Dream Alex is a dirtbag.
Keyser Soze
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HOLY SHIT IF THAT IS TRUE
So I read that Justin.tv is no longer to offer archives and that old archives are being deleted.
Does not seem to affect Twitch, for now anyway.
Any idea if there is anything on the old GB justin account that is worth saving? I already regret some of the stuff that was lost when the whiskey premium justin channel was blocked.
Does not seem to affect Twitch, for now anyway.
Any idea if there is anything on the old GB justin account that is worth saving? I already regret some of the stuff that was lost when the whiskey premium justin channel was blocked.
Keyser Soze
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HE MUST BE TROLLING WITH HIS NEW ARBY'S AVATAR
He had a Buddha Bar pic on his Twitter two years ago. It's all but confirmed he's going to be senior server at Buddha Bar.
Ventilaator
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Just watched the first episode of House of Cards and Danny's House of Cods video is suddenly ten times more impressive now that I actually get it.
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
Guys, I just heared that Jared Rosen found a new job! What do you think, could he be the new GB guy?
Jimmyfenix
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Danny or Jeff green should join Giantbomb.
Infinite Justice
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i see this thread is on repeat
Haunted
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Hey guys, have you heard that Jeff Gerstmann guy who got fired from Gamespot for that Kane & Lynch review is starting a new website, weirdly titled Giant Bomb.
They're releasing this new video series about it: http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/how-to-build-a-bomb-ep01/2300-11/
I wonder if it'll work out.
They're releasing this new video series about it: http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/how-to-build-a-bomb-ep01/2300-11/
I wonder if it'll work out.
snoopeasystreet
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Thank goodness he got away from those scumbags at CBSi.
I love the bit where his dad goes "Happy baby? Is it making or delivering it?" and Dan just loses it.
I hope his Dad likes visiting SF...
Oh man... Now Dan needs to bring Brad and Jeff to Yoga... I'd pay to watch that!
HappenstanceUK
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Hopefully if Dan does join then we'll start getting some more Encyclopedia Bombasticas as well.
he said he was going to be in the same field
mattiewheels
And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
Anybody else want to share their recent dreams about the new hire? He can't be the only one.
Jimmyfenix
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Patrick Klepek is joining Giantbomb
http://www.giantbomb.com/articles/the-latest-news-about-the-latest-news/1100-3046/
http://www.giantbomb.com/articles/the-latest-news-about-the-latest-news/1100-3046/
*PUNCH*
Haunted
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Holy shit that happened in 2011? It feels like he's been there for a lot longer.
Neodiablo22
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Both jobs are in the same field of video production. Different industry though
Wow, the comments on that story are overwhelmingly positive which is surprising since we all know how divisive Patrick's hiring turned out to be.
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