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Gran Turismo 5: Release date announcement incoming! THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

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Flo_Evans said:
Ouch... :lol

so guys you want to talk about wheel stands?

Thinking about ordering one of these

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I ordered a Wheelstand Pro.

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http://www.wheelstand.us

The one you're thinking of looks awesome though.
 
Fistwell said:
Ever so slightly OT, but i can't help but notice how popular handjobs seem to be these days. The PA guys can't draw two comics without talking about handjobs. What gives?

After being jerked around by Sony, I don't know if I'm a handjob fan anymore.

FUCK YOU SONY!! YOU RUINED HANDJOBS FOR ME!!
 
Plenty of ways you can hurt a man and bring him to the ground!
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can delay GT5 and leave him when he's down!
But I'm ready, I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet! Out of the doorway the bullets rip repeating the sound of the beat!
 

Combichristoffersen

Combovers don't work when there is no hair
SirIgbyCeaser said:
The leaked videos are like watching porn in 1998. Gif quality quick time vids.

Yeah. I'll just find some uncompressed png pics of a Skyline to jack off to while waiting for better quality videos to leak.

*cries and masturbates slowly*
 
I have seen man driven to madness but still the sky will not rain.
I have seen Sony laugh at the peons at their feet but still the sky will not rain.
I have seen juniors burn and parish before my eyes, but still the sky will not rain.
 
So it seems like the only thing leaking today are genitals from perpetual blue balls.
TT__TT
Well played Sony, well played. You're like a dominatrix who just steps on it with 6 inch heals.
 
Fistwell said:
So how awesome is the G27? (serious question... i'm kinda tempted)
Mine just came in and it still in the box but I watched this in-depth video review (co-starring that cute Latina chick from a few pages back) and it looks worth it.. Not nearly as noisy with the forced feedback.
 
Combichristoffersen said:
Yeah. I'll just find some uncompressed png pics of a Skyline to jack off to while waiting for better quality videos to leak.

*cries and masturbates slowly*
Tears are the best lube of them all.
 

EL Beefo

Member
Any Euro guys getting the 787B Stealth car willing to trade? I'm in the US and haven't pre-ordered yet, but I'd gladly give up any other the other cars for that one.
 
Nostalgic Nightmare said:
You're like a dominatrix who just steps on it with 6 inch heals.
Sounds painfully healthy.

polyh3dron said:
Mine just came in and it still in the box but I watched this in-depth video review (co-starring that cute Latina chick from a few pages back) and it looks worth it.. Not nearly as noisy with the forced feedback.
1) link? found it thx. Aaand you found me the link too, thx!
2) you need to hook this shit up and let me know what you think.


SolidSnakex said:
Awesome enough that you'll never want to play another racing game without it.
Yeah, see, that does sound pretty good.
 

blu

Wants the largest console games publisher to avoid Nintendo's platforms.
So, erm, lt's talk AWD/LSD for a change.

I wonder if, say, Torsen would behave differently than Haldex in GT5.
 
Fistwell said:
Was asking for serious, don't "so awesome" me!

It's fantastic. The degree of motion is on point, the product just feels well built. Look at it as almost arguably as important and submersive as the game itself. It really does make the game that much more awesome.
 

J-Rzez

Member
:lol this thread...

Gran Turismo 5: The Real Drama Simulator.

On a side note, this is astonishing embarrassing for Sony. I mean, they're sitting on their largest, most powerful IP, and they can't get a release date out for this thing yet while it's being printed, and before the biggest holiday of the year commercially?
 

Big-ass Ramp

hella bullets that's true
J-Rzez said:
:lol this thread...

Gran Turismo 5: The Real Drama Simulator.

On a side note, this is astonishing embarrassing for Sony. I mean, they're sitting on their largest, most powerful IP, and they can't get a release date out for this thing yet while it's being printed, and before the biggest holiday of the year commercially?
It's beyond bizarre. I can't wait for the game to release so reports will start leaking out about massive infighting or something like that.
 

Wazzim

Banned
J-Rzez said:
:lol this thread...

Gran Turismo 5: The Real Drama Simulator.

On a side note, this is astonishing embarrassing for Sony. I mean, they're sitting on their largest, most powerful IP, and they can't get a release date out for this thing yet while it's being printed, and before the biggest holiday of the year commercially?
They'll pull a apple now for sure.
 
Heads must be rolling at Sony over this. At least I hope so. I'd like to see it, too. Everytime I mention GT5 to my mates they just shake their heads and laugh. Has GT5 become the laughing stock of videogames!?
 

Fersis

It is illegal to Tag Fish in Tag Fishing Sanctuaries by law 38.36 of the GAF Wildlife Act
J-Rzez said:
:lol this thread...

Gran Turismo 5: The Real Drama Simulator.

On a side note, this is astonishing embarrassing for Sony. I mean, they're sitting on their largest, most powerful IP, and they can't get a release date out for this thing yet while it's being printed, and before the biggest holiday of the year commercially?
Even better yet, theyre going to ship the game next week.
So you could enter your favorite retail and buy the game without having being 'released'

SONY AWESOMENESS + 10000
 
Slackbladder said:
Heads must be rolling at Sony over this. At least I hope so. I'd like to see it, too. Everytime I mention GT5 to my mates they just shake their heads and laugh. Has GT5 become the laughing stock of videogames!?

That's just the reaction you have to have to prevent yourself from crying.
 

commedieu

Banned
Slackbladder said:
Heads must be rolling at Sony over this. At least I hope so. I'd like to see it, too. Everytime I mention GT5 to my mates they just shake their heads and laugh. Has GT5 become the laughing stock of videogames!?


Same here. Its like you're a delusional religious zealot talking about your messiah coming back..

"Man yea but GT5 has... blah and blah and blah too!"
"Oh yeah? (laughter) Well.. let me know when it comes out.. since its never coming out"
(everyone laughs more, even people who don't know whats going on that just enjoy to laugh, laughs..)

You just stand there and take it.. this is retarded. I took my vacation out -- well to spend time with my gf.. BUT mainly for GT5. Told the folks at work, then bam.. embarrassed again. I'm willing to bet you could sue them for mental distress...

Someone call Steve Bozell.
 

Ashes

Banned
BobTheFork said:
Is that what I would call 'pulling a Sega' but it actually sells?

I'm with you... when has apple ever done this? Surely its 'pulling a sega' bar none. Not that I keep up with Apple news...

ps. I heard Apple were now the world's biggest publically listed company..
 

commedieu

Banned
Ashes1396 said:
I'm with you... when has apple ever done this? Surely its 'pulling a sega' bar none. Not that I keep up with Apple news...

ps. I heard Apple were now the world's biggest publically listed company..


I think Sony did this once with something on PSN being available suprisingly..?
 
I buy into the Sony trying to pull an Apple theory, but it seems off if they use the Madrid launch party as the "Apple Press Conf" because it should technically be released in the US the day before.
 
Ashes1396 said:
I'm with you... when has apple ever done this? Surely its 'pulling a sega' bar none. Not that I keep up with Apple news...

ps. I heard Apple were now the world's biggest publically listed company..
I was just asking if it meant the same thing, to drop the product in stores without warning, and apparently it does.
 
polyh3dron said:
[IG]http://cache.dealbreaker.com/uploads/2010/06/animated-siren-gif-animated-siren-gif-animated-siren-gif-drudge-report.gif[/IMG]Fastlane Daily claims that GT5 will come out at midnight on January 1st.[IM]http://cache.dealbreaker.com/uploads/2010/06/animated-siren-gif-animated-siren-gif-animated-siren-gif-drudge-report.gif[/IMG]

I wonder why none of the sites that report this date actually take the time to look at what day January 1st falls on?
 
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