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[Mindwipe]

No joke. I just got assigned to talk to the developer of this game by my editor. Questions I should ask?

Oh, and "are you donating any of the fee for developing this to a diabetes charity in an attempt to even out your karma?"

 

[Captain Blood]

Yikes this is really getting to be a bit much.

 

[malfcn]

Someone do a boxart with this.

Had the same idea. GOTY style.

 

[Dennis]

Here's a promo video

look at dat dislike bar

The graphics are terrible. Pass.

 

[malfcn]

By the way, what partner unlocks the ending of the game? Taco Bell?

Unlock your online pass by visiting one of our participating exclusive partners!

 

[mxgt]

This is just hilariously sad

 

[Meatvillain]

Oh, videogames.

 

[Dennis]

Yikes this is really getting to be a bit much.

This is just the beginning I am sure.

The publishers see gamers as stupid-ass immature pimple-faced consumer whores who will devour any advertisement shit no matter how gross it gets.

 

[gaming_noob]

I'm craving Sweet Chili Doritos now. IT WORKS!

 

[Victrix]

This is just the beginning I am sure.

The publishers see gamers as stupid-ass immature pimple-faced consumer whores who will devour any advertisement shit no matter how gross it gets.

The beginning?

And um, yes? Because they do!

 

[ironcreed]

My new favorite pic on GAF.

 

[Haunted]

No joke. I just got assigned to talk to the developer of this game by my editor. Questions I should ask?

"How did you come to work in satire?"

alternatively

"How much coke are y'all doing in meetings?"

or

"How does it feel to be dead inside?"

or

"I'm sure you had the dream of designing great videogames when you entered this industry - what happened?"

with the followup

"No seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you guys."

 

[Dennis]

Who is going to review this game for GameTrailers?

 

[Darkmakaimura]

So, you're supposed to hop from one 7-11 to the next scanning Dorritos to get stuff?

This should have been the promo for Mass Effect 2.

 

[jaypah]

I'm craving Sweet Chili Doritos now. IT WORKS!

U Need Sweet Chili.

Yeah, I can see how that would happen.

 

[Blast Processing]

I was there when the last vestiges of video gaming's credibility and self-respect died.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Who is going to review this game for GameTrailers?

Microsoft.

 

[chickdigger802]

Any game sites bite at this 'news' yet?

 

[nhlducks35]

I wanted Halo on my iPhone


Not like this man

 

[Trevelyon]

How many fuckin' product tie-ins does this game need?

V energy drink
7-11
Pizza Hut (UK)
Doritos
Mountain Dew

is Cortana going to be wearing digitzed depends next?

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

This is not a joke?

What's gaming coming to.

 

[sflufan]

Wait, the UK gets a Halo 4 pizza and I have to risk my life and limb to go to a 7-11?!?!

What the hell?

 

[Kerub]

LOL bad joke

 

[Jack Scofield]

That Locus helmet is now a mark of shame.

 

[KageMaru]

I've seen this posted before, can someone link to what video this is from? I could use a good laugh. =p

 

[eznark]

Microsoft.

Why would Polygon do a GameTrailers review?

 

[NullPointer]

So crass.

So unnecessary.

 

[GeoramA]

Why would Polygon do a GameTrailers review?

:lol

This thread has been gold.

 

[NobleGundam]

"Do you ever go home at night and just cry at how your life worked out?"

"Was pissing off anyone outside of the US in the requirement document?"

"Was the in-game font selected for some kind of drunken bet?"

Lmao this

 

[malfcn]

The new box art?

 

[MrDaravon]

That Locus helmet is now a mark of shame.

It's available in other territories as pre-order (and other?) bonuses.

 

[Dennis]

The new box art?

Needs a "Endorsed by Geoff Keighley" sticker.

 

[legacyzero]

I hate this industry so much lol

 

[TheDanger]

Not available in US store it says for me. Gonna try my austrian account.

 

[Trevelyon]

What is the Doritos logo exactly?

 

[gaming_noob]

What is the Doritos logo exactly?

Resembles the shape and texture of a tortilla chip.

 

[chiablo]

So Master Chief is Mountain Dew flavored... The Forerunners are Doritos flavored...

What flavor is the covenant? Slurpee?

 

[alr1ght]

The onion?

 

[Loxley]

That comic is five fucking years old.

 

[Mister_Bubbles]

What is the Doritos logo exactly?

The final 'blip' on the heart monitor of the gaming industry before it flatlines.

 

[Coldsnap]

that's it, I'm not buying Halo 4.

 

[Kuroyume]

There is actual Doritos and Mountain Dew in one of the levels in the game. Not kidding.

 

[Sapphire Dreams]

This is one iOS game that I wouldn't mind not going to Android.

 

[LQX]

Why are we suddenly having so many issues with product tie-ins? Things like this been around years. No?

 

[Tallshortman]

Is there going to be a Doritos gun and Mountain Dew armor?

 

[NobleGundam]

The new box art?

Pre-order now and get an exclusive Bag of Doritos, A Slurpee, Mountain Dew Drink, or Large Halo 4 Cryptum Sized Pizza with any 1 topping! Or better yet Upgrade to the LE and obtain all the exclusives! *While Supplies Last*

Dem Nerd Chub Chills...

 

[Kerub]

The new box art?

Needs "10/10" from IGN, and "Pre-order now to get the multiplayer!"

 

[legacyzero]

There is actual Doritos and Mountain Dew in one of the levels in the game. Not kidding.

I'm laughing so hard right now lol

 

[ZimbAdam]

This is both hilarious and depressing.

 

[Coldsnap]

There is actual Doritos and Mountain Dew in one of the levels in the game. Not kidding.

for real?