Hawt Too Human Screens

I still believe that Too Human will turn out to be a great game come 2008... SK just needs to send out a TH demo w/ 4 Player online Co-Op via XBL Marketplace sometime this year that is fun to play, good frame rate and visuals that are much better in motion.
 
Merovingian said:
I absolutely love the posters who don't give cent about the game or the platform this game is heading to, come here to trash it to the ground, and that's just hilarious because they cry like babies when someone does that to games on their platform of preference, crying about sleeping mods.
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Those of us with certified Xbox tags can still shit on it though, right?
 
besada said:
Those of us with certified Xbox tags can still shit on it though, right?
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Everyone can shit on it, just sounds hypocritical when people who get offended of games on their platform of choice being trashed then come here to trash like wild. Every Too Human thread is the same deal, everyone gets a freepass to trash the game.

Now, i do think that at the very least you could keep your trashing limited to this game, in this thread, but the fanboys get their dick so hard that they just go all out and start trashing other games. I think that's not cool.
 
Merovingian said:
Now, i do think that at the very least you could keep your trashing limited to this game, in this thread, but the fanboys get their dick so hard that they just go all out and start trashing other games. I think that's not cool.
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I agree. We should only trash Too Human in this thread.
 
AltogetherAndrews said:
More than anything, the combat needs to look wilder.
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I guess that's what I keep trying to get at when I say dynamic. It all looks so cool and flat, instead of big and flashy.

Bildi said:
You mean the trailer where Baldur fights the boss? I think we spoke about this already, but yeah, that was awkard.
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Yeah, the trailer I savaged in that thread. I really was seriously into this until that moment. It was that bad for me.
 
Merovingian said:
Pff, they can do whatever they want. If they want to hit on the little guy so be it.
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... you really need to stop taking this stuff so personally.
 
Merovingian said:
Everyone can shit on it, just sounds hypocritical when people who get offended of games on their platform of choice being trashed then come here to trash like wild. Every Too Human thread is the same deal, everyone gets a freepass to trash the game.
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Nice. Too Human looks like guttertrash.
 
Cromulent_Word said:
some people are really getting their panties in a twist over people not liking Too Human....
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I can't really say I'm one of those but can you blame them?When you judge a game by the screenshots you see (hint hint Lair,Heavenly Sword etc) you are just fooling yourself.

The posts that really make me laugh though are the ones where people say that they used to have faith but upon seen said screens they've lost it :lol


Let's just wait and see.
 
Mojovonio said:
They should just make this an XBLA release or just put it down.
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Damn.

I feel bad for Dyack. Nearly ten years of development and gloating, and people are doing nothing but shitting all over Too Human. I can see why, but that doesn't change how rough it must be on him.

The demo of this game needs to deliver on a Bioshock scale to even make a dent in the negativity. The way Dyack has promoted this, it better kick the shit out of every action game I have ever played. I'll try to play objectively, but when someone tells you something will be so amazing, your expectations can't help to be extremely high.
 
For a game that has had such a long development time this looks awful. Shame, because I remember being REALLY excited about it when I was like 14 and saw the Playstation images in EGM.
 
I'm one of the more vocal advocates of Too Human, and I can't really defend posting media like this to promote the game.

If the screenshots are of a work in progress and have effects turned off, just don't ****ing show it. Denis made a big deal about how Too Human went on a complete media blackout until they could get the game in a presentable shape, and now they're back to this again.

Seriously, SK's philosophy on game hype, more than anything else in the company or the game itself, is what's broken. Keep the best parts of the game a secret until launch, demo the 'good' builds for only your closest friends in the media at smaller private shows, and deflect all criticism by hiding behind your publisher's confidence in the project, the constant board presence with cryptic responses to philosophical questions - all of this happened with Eternal Darkness, the game released to stellar reviews, and bombed.

If MS' wants to salvage this game's budget, they'd better start pumping out screenshots of some new areas, new enemies, new weapons, new cutscenes, and hey, maybe a gameplay video that screams "this game might come out in the next 6 months". Because SK clearly doesn't understand what it takes to promote themselves.
 
Sho_Nuff82 said:
If MS' wants to salvage this game's budget, they'd better start pumping out screenshots of some new areas, new enemies, new weapons, new cutscenes, and hey, maybe a gameplay video that screams "this game might come out in the next 6 months". Because SK clearly doesn't understand what it takes to promote themselves.
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Best thing they could do is make this game go away, for a long time. Any media they release now will just be laughed at. Sit low until 2 months before release, then start sending out preview builds/showing new stuff.

Oh and get a new spokesman. Not another word out of Dennis.
 
What is up with the blue semi-circle above one of the frozen robots? Is that a life meter?
I'm not really sure why, but it looks pretty lame.
 
Sho_Nuff82 said:
If the screenshots are of a work in progress and have effects turned off, just don't ****ing show it. Denis made a big deal about how Too Human went on a complete media blackout until they could get the game in a presentable shape, and now they're back to this again.
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These screenshots are a weekly thing, part of SK's blog on IGN. Are they under some sort of contractual obligation to post something on the blog every week?
 
yoopoo said:
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we can only hope it's voiced by pee wee herman
 
Barry Lightning said:
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we can only hope it's voiced by pee wee herman
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Wow, I loved that movie!!!

So AWESOME! I want a ship like that!

Oh and Two Human ... I hope that they're able to pull it out in the end...
 
Barry Lightning said:
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we can only hope it's voiced by pee wee herman
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Fucking spectacular movie.

Merovingian said:
I absolutely love the posters who don't give cent about the game or the platform this game is heading to, come here to trash it to the ground, and that's just hilarious because they cry like babies when someone does that to games on their platform of preference, crying about sleeping mods.

What's funnier, and probably the funniest, is how they manage to actually bring retarded arguments like MS droping this game and the game becoming multiplatform, when Sony didn't drop games that are basically a piece of shit, and allways were a piece of shit, but oh no...Too human looks worse *rollseyes*, and not also that but they actually use this thread to trash other games, which is unbelievable btw, they manage to trash Mass Effect in a thread about Too Human, like whoa.

Seriously congrats, and apparently the MOds get a kick out of it, at least it works like that for games they don't give 2 cents about, i wonder what happens when they actually care about the game, then....oh, then the hammer drops.
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meltdown, damn I love GAF
 
The color palette on the characters/enemies/effects is bright and vibrant while the environm,ents seems to consist of notihng but 6 shades of grey, makes the game look much worse than it (probably) does
 
Madman said:
Damn. I feel bad for Dyack. Nearly ten years of development and gloating, and people are doing nothing but shitting all over Too Human. I can see why, but that doesn't change how rough it must be on him.
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Sure - Microsoft (apparently) firehosing money your way in order to indulge your fantasy game, and not canning it despite all the stuff that goes publically wrong: sounds like purgatory. Totally deserving of sympathy.
 
Brimstone said:
If you consider the context of the gameplay, I think the screenshots look fine. A diablo style game with 4 player co-op over LIVE has great potential.
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This came to mind when I was reading the Kingdom Under Fire: Circle of Doom blog on IGN. That game actually might be a decent test-run for how Too Human could fare, as an action-RPG with 4-player online co-op, which at least one hands-on from X07 compared to Diablo (I wouldn't know). Significant differences (KUF has meaty, if uncomplicated, combat guaranteed, and is apparently coming out soon), but patches of similarity. Anyone interested in both / one but not the other ?
 
Salazar said:
Sure - Microsoft (apparently) firehosing money your way in order to indulge your fantasy game, and not canning it despite all the stuff that goes publically wrong: sounds like purgatory. Totally deserving of sympathy.
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Maybe I should have said that Dyack must feel bad. I have a hard time sympathizing for him really. A LOT of this is self inflicted after all.
 
I'll probably still be picking this up day one. Still looks pretty good to me. I'm just wondering if UE3 is fully out of the code at this point because I'm thinking, yes. Still have a good bit of time for polish and hopefully the major concerns that have been stated will be addressed before release.
 
They have to stop releasing the crappy media they have saved up for this game week after week. It does absolutely nothing except create the same weekly gaf hate thread.

Yes, these screens look like shit, yet get gameplay footage we saw months ago looked great. Seems a lot of people either haven't seen that video, or have very short memories especially with regard to Dyack related media.

http://uk.media.xbox360.ign.com/media/748/748783/vid_1955299.html
 
It's almost funny that games that tout themselves as being epic trilogies so often fall flat on their face before the first game is even released
 
Funny I never once read any discussion about the actual content of the blog around here.Just the screens.That must mean something.
 
I'm going to die laughing if this game reviews higher than Heavenly Sword. One game praised to the hilt on this board, and the other flamed to high heaven. We shall see :).
 
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