In my continuing saga of trying to put RNG into every single fake Shaman card I make:
Worst case scenario it's a worse Arcanite Reaper or Harrison eats it, best case scenario you have a 4 damage weapon forever.
Or maybe you do a stupid effect like this:
I'm trying to find effects that you could concievably imagine someone at Blizzard would think are great, but are obviously terrible when you think about them in the context of anything the class currently does.
Oh man, I remember when I got that staff in Zul'Gurub in WoW. I was so happy.