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...hate me...
You know, I don't know how much coffee you spilled on it and how FUBAR it is but I have a similar story. MBPr 2014, spilled wine on it. Reversed it as fast as I could, turning it off simultaneously, cleaned it, dried it, waited weeks before trying to turn it on again... it didn't.I bought a new Macbook Pro last year and spilled coffee over it a few months ago. It's dead. I decided to wait for updates and use my ancient Macbook Pro from 2009 in the meantime. That was a nice machine, you could upgrade the RAM and HDD and Apple even told you how to in the manual! I put in 4x the RAM and 4x the storage years later and it felt like I was using a new system. Unthinkable for the Apple of today. But I need something new and I'm very unimpressed by the crap Apple showed yesterday. Apple computer is dead, they are simply iOS Apple now.
I'm thinking of switching to Windows but have no idea about what's good in Windows land. What are some good manufacturers of good Windows laptops? The Razer Blade Stealth looks neat, is Razer good? Microsoft's Surface stuff looks very nice, too.
I don't know if switching is a good idea though, I've been using the same user library on OSX for 10 years, I just transferred it to any new system I bought. It will be a pain to clean all that up for a different OS...
Apple official repair confirmed that it was messed up, quoted me basically its price when new. Obscene amount of parts they wanted to replace, including the case itself etc. Stupid, but whatever. I didn't accept it.
I set it aside, managed however I could, until months later I plugged it on and it... turned on. And it's working with no faults so far since (except for the few keys I sort of broke trying to clean it). It's amazing.
So don't give up on it, unless you know the logic board actually fried. And even then, it may be worth to replace the logic board, if it's the only damaged part. Apple's hardware protections likely saved my MBP and stopped it from booting when it still had some residual moist (as why Apple Repair wouldn't be aware of this is beyond me).